Who reads stripper message boards before going to strip clubs to look for a gir

27 comments

• Book Guy

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  18 years ago

  Davids: what else do you know about the "seduction" sciences? I heard Elvis ... died ... oh never mind ...
• davids

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  18 years ago

  Yes: [view link] regularly has discussions on how to look for girlfriends in strip clubs.
• MariaJane

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  3 years ago

  There is no shortage of advice on the internet to help you find your soulmate in a strip club, but not much considering what you actually do when you get there. The truth is that the criteria for finding a compatible partner in a strip club start and end with finding someone who will talk to you. That means if the woman is too drunk, too shy, or uninterested, she isn’t going to be able to help you out on your quest for love.
• MariaJane

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  3 years ago

  Many things to consider in looking at a girl is what's on the inside that matters. Only the opinion of others will matter if you're focusing on appearance. If you're considering a girl for more than just a number, what's on the inside will matter to you. Be wise and consider these things. No one is perfect, however some things are worth working towards. If you’re looking for true love, look deep inside of a person's heart before you make a decision based on what they look like. Find your features attractive too! We all have something which makes us who we are and it’s important not to focus on one or two physical features but to be features about yourself too! After all, the outside of someone isn't everything that matters in order to get closer with them. try to check out the link below it will help you finding out a girls in strip clubs [view link]
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  It all comes down to chemistry
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  No, those boards don't help. This is what you do. You go to the club, watch the stage show, and tip each dancer at least $2. You wait for the dancer who asks the DJ to play this song when she's on stage: [view link] .
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I’m pretty sure this involves finding a dancer who needs $$$ at the same time that you are horny and have $$$. In Econ we used to refer to it as a mutual coincidence of wants. She has what you want - and you have what she wants - it’s simple old fashioned economics.
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Before tuscl had Icey it had RomanticLover 😆
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Nicespice....You've already been called out by grandpa Simpson. Why don't you go read and have some liver 😭😭😭
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  RomanticLover is hopefully intended to be a sarcastic user name. Since NiceSpice mentioned it - I think RomanticLover is more along the lines of SJG. He had lots of comments and discussions - but no club reviews. Maybe he was intending to use his charms to turn FRMOS into a true GFE?
• IfIGottaBeDamned

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  3 years ago

  Along the lines of NiceSpice’s and Cashman’s comments: I have sometimes wondered if something happened to RomanticLover, causing him to go offline for 3 years, and then rejoining TUSCL as SJG.
• Subraman

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  3 years ago

  Of course I do. I'm looking for very specific advice, from a guy who is legit pimp who controls and manages girls, who the strippers just hit on all the time because really, with a sneaker collection this saucy, who could resist lulz. In other words, for someone just like me.
• san_jose_guy

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  3 years ago

  T0 answer the OP, strip clubs are expensive. Not much works without spending money. But club reviews can tell you how to expect things to go. SJG
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  It depends. I don't think tuscl reviews are useful. The general theme is cheap clubs with hookers get the best ratings. If you want to pick up strippers that's just telling you where not to go. So I guess they're helpful lulz
• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  Man if only Subraman and myself had a sneaker and hoodie collection as dope as Icees we sure would be pulling some major tail in the strip club.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I must correct Icee - it’s low end clubs with dancing whores. In case Founder is reading - I appreciate his work on this site. I enjoy reading the reviews.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Actually it's not good to flex in a club. That just makes you look like a mark.
• Subraman

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  3 years ago

  "Man if only Subraman and myself had a sneaker and hoodie collection as dope as Icees we sure would be pulling some major tail in the strip club." I don't know who you are talking about, but I just picked me up some SWEET Nike Dunks in Midas Gold lowtop fam. Amma have so many strippers to hook on drugs, physically discipline, and mentally abuse, I'll have to fight them off with a stick! Which, of course, is just more physical discipline, so all good lulz
• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  Wow Subra, I just bought an awesome Ed Harty hoodie with gold wings on the back. I’ll let you borrow it, it will go good with those Adidas. Just please try to not get too much stripper glitter on it.
• Subraman

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  3 years ago

  My stripper beating stick gonna earn its rent tonight!!!
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  What are you really gonna do? Sit in a corner and wait to get approached by a stripper hoe and hope one of them accepts your low ball offer for sex
• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  ^^^ buddy, Subraman and I sit stage side.
• Subraman

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  3 years ago

  We got our sick kicks, and our crip walk is on point. Amma need me a bigger stripper beating stick
• georgmicrodong

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  3 years ago

  Who goes to a strip club looking for a girl friend? I realize that might sound a little odd coming from *me*, but that seems like the wrong place to be looking.
• motorhead

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  3 years ago

  Not sure why this thread has any legs. RandomLover, DavidS, BobbyL, ClifBar (all one in the same it seems) was the original TUSCL troll Founder band ClifBar right in the middle of a discussion - you don’t see that to often.
• Subraman

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  3 years ago

  It's a fun troll. I mean, there ARE dingbats here on tuscl who keep giving unwanted advice about how to date strippers, as if that's something any of us want to do. None of us are looking to date strippers, and if I were, I wouldn't be coming here for advice lulz. Now, a conversation between adult men about what kind of sneakers they wear? This is the place!
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  ^^^ icee / IceyDodo creates a thread, unsolicited, about "dating" a stripper whore about once per month. She's obsessed about the topic and cannot keep from posting about it.