So what's the biggest line of shtripper shit you ever heard?

I don't know. 80% of everything they say is a lie anyway. I don't let them take it that far. As soon as it starts it just bounces of me and I don't play along (there it is again, just another stripper lying...) Given that they don't seem to try much in the first place.

Threads like this make me giggle. Snake oil saleswoman? Lol. It's our job. I'm sorry but its our job. You don't want snake oil, don't come in. If we told the truth, it would hurt and not be conducive to good business. It's a job! Sorry Bigbillpayed but from your last couple of threads, these facts just don't seem to have set in with you yet.

That is difficult to determine without having anyway to verify what it said. It is kinda like what is written on TUSCL. Separtate fact from fiction. Read what you want and ignore the rest.

....And the Oscar for biggest line of bull shit ever spewed from a woman's mouth goes to?

DRUM BEAT! Another stripper wins again.

I've had dancers call me cute and good looking. And even my mother would call me one ugly sucker. Enough said.

Win...yeah I like that word. I'll take it.

"I was told by this girl..That if we ever had sex I would be either the best or worst she ever had because I was just so big."

I like to tell a dancer that if we have sex, it will be the best 90 seconds of her life.

@steve229- I like that. Sometimes 90 seconds is all it takes.

Met a girl in Treasures (LV) that made a point of telling me in an especially discreet manner that she rarely, if ever, did OTC and then proceeded to give me a purpose made business card with her cell number on it.

Besides "I love you" when they're neither drunk nor high?

oh yea I had a girl I had just met less than a hour before, in a hot tub, bent over, that I had just payed $500, ask if I wanted to get married one time. NOPE

You paid a girl $500 to bend over?

"Wow, you have such a nice, big cock!"

Seriously? I'm th one wearing glasses here.

A dancer who was around 30 years old told me that she had had sex with only 3 other guys. (Maybe she meant that night?)

same number this girl told me. no shit 3 guys. Must be the consensus SS number.

You paid a girl $500 to bend over? Sure did and I never saw her again. Oh and she was hot. I would say 8 maybe a 9.

Damn, I also had a girl tell me 3.

Same girl said to me "I wish you were my babies daddy instead of that lame sperm donor". We both got a laugh out of that one.

dancer told me she was the best cock sucker in the joint -- she lied !!!

"dancer told me she was the best cock sucker in the joint -- she lied !!!"

Technically, I think that would be considered puffery.

"I've had dancers call me cute and good looking. And even my mother would call me one ugly sucker. Enough said."

Perhaps. But we've all seen hot strippers with seriously ugly BFs, yes?

"Come on! I wouldn't like to you!"

Errr. "Come On! I wouldn't LIE to you!"

One stripper was always telling me the black guys she grinded on had dicks as long as her arm. So after a while I just started saying "why don't you fuck me? I just have a little white boy dick, you'd barely even feel anything".

Oh I forgot this one: "If you want to have a child while you're still fertile, I'll have your baby."

If the dancers have heard stupid lines from customers, I'd like to hear them, bet they've got some good ones too.