So what's the biggest line of shtripper shit you ever heard?

24 comments

• Dougster

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  13 years ago

  I don't know. 80% of everything they say is a lie anyway. I don't let them take it that far. As soon as it starts it just bounces of me and I don't play along (there it is again, just another stripper lying...) Given that they don't seem to try much in the first place.
• Stiletto25

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  13 years ago

  Threads like this make me giggle. Snake oil saleswoman? Lol. It's our job. I'm sorry but its our job. You don't want snake oil, don't come in. If we told the truth, it would hurt and not be conducive to good business. It's a job! Sorry Bigbillpayed but from your last couple of threads, these facts just don't seem to have set in with you yet.
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  That is difficult to determine without having anyway to verify what it said. It is kinda like what is written on TUSCL. Separtate fact from fiction. Read what you want and ignore the rest.
• BigBillPayed

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  13 years ago

  ....And the Oscar for biggest line of bull shit ever spewed from a woman's mouth goes to?
  
  DRUM BEAT! Another stripper wins again.
• motorhead

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  13 years ago

  I've had dancers call me cute and good looking. And even my mother would call me one ugly sucker. Enough said.
• Stiletto25

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  13 years ago

  Win...yeah I like that word. I'll take it.
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  "I was told by this girl..That if we ever had sex I would be either the best or worst she ever had because I was just so big."
  
  I like to tell a dancer that if we have sex, it will be the best 90 seconds of her life.
• Stiletto25

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  13 years ago

  @steve229- I like that. Sometimes 90 seconds is all it takes.
• londonguy

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  13 years ago

  Met a girl in Treasures (LV) that made a point of telling me in an especially discreet manner that she rarely, if ever, did OTC and then proceeded to give me a purpose made business card with her cell number on it.
• wallanon

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  13 years ago

  Besides "I love you" when they're neither drunk nor high?
• BigBillPayed

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  13 years ago

  oh yea I had a girl I had just met less than a hour before, in a hot tub, bent over, that I had just payed $500, ask if I wanted to get married one time. NOPE
• wallanon

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  13 years ago

  You paid a girl $500 to bend over?
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  "Wow, you have such a nice, big cock!"
  
  Seriously? *I'm* th one wearing glasses here.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  A dancer who was around 30 years old told me that she had had sex with only 3 other guys. (Maybe she meant that night?)
• BigBillPayed

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  13 years ago

  same number this girl told me. no shit 3 guys. Must be the consensus SS number.
  
  You paid a girl $500 to bend over? Sure did and I never saw her again. Oh and she was hot. I would say 8 maybe a 9.
• staxwell

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  13 years ago

  Damn, I also had a girl tell me 3.
  
  Same girl said to me "I wish you were my babies daddy instead of that lame sperm donor". We both got a laugh out of that one.
• 10inches

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  13 years ago

  dancer told me she was the best cock sucker in the joint -- she lied !!!
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  "dancer told me she was the best cock sucker in the joint -- she lied !!!"
  
  Technically, I think that would be considered puffery.
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  "I've had dancers call me cute and good looking. And even my mother would call me one ugly sucker. Enough said."
  
  Perhaps. But we've all seen hot strippers with seriously ugly BFs, yes?
• bigstad24

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  13 years ago

  "Come on! I wouldn't like to you!"
• bigstad24

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  13 years ago

  Errr. "Come On! I wouldn't LIE to you!"
• ilbbaicnl

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  13 years ago

  One stripper was always telling me the black guys she grinded on had dicks as long as her arm. So after a while I just started saying "why don't you fuck me? I just have a little white boy dick, you'd barely even feel anything".
• ilbbaicnl

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  13 years ago

  Oh I forgot this one: "If you want to have a child while you're still fertile, I'll have your baby."
• ilbbaicnl

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  13 years ago

  If the dancers have heard stupid lines from customers, I'd like to hear them, bet they've got some good ones too.