Man Has Sex With Cat Before Throwing It Out Window

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• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  The story says that he *attempted* to have sex with the cat. From this I presume he failed. Did they mention any injuries in the groin area? Cat claws may almost be punishment enough, if the cat got a good grip.
• Doc_Holliday

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  13 years ago

  I like how he opened the door to the Cops with his pants down! I can only assume he was like 'WTF you want??'
• rh48hr

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  13 years ago

  Glad that guy is off the streets. First cats his next target would have probably been kids or a helpless woman. He needs some help. The best help would have been if the cat bobbitized him and threw his junk out the window.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  Attempting to have sex with a cat? That's a good way to get your wiener clawed and bitten. Why didn't he stick to sheep?
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  What an ass!! I hope part of his sentence is having tuna oil brushed on his pathetic penis in a room of hungry cats.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  what a dumb ass. Even on meth that is crazy
• highlander2973

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  13 years ago

  ....and I thought I was desperate for pussy.
• GoVikings

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  13 years ago

  ^ LOL
• newmark

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  13 years ago

  I was wondering how long this would go before someone started the "pussy" jokes. In the article he said something about his boyfriend. I assumed that meant he was gay. But I don't think they ever said what sex the cat was. If it was a female cat, does that make the perp bisexual?
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  I am a cat lover. My cats name is Shadow. The ass hole is lucky the cops got him before I did.
• farmerart

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  13 years ago

  I hate to think that I am the same species as that guy.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Amen, shadowcat. If anyone ever hurt Shadow, I'd pound him into the pavement and let you take over from there.
• gatorfan

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  13 years ago

  New meaning to fucking pussy