Man Has Sex With Cat Before Throwing It Out Window

The story says that he *attempted* to have sex with the cat. From this I presume he failed. Did they mention any injuries in the groin area? Cat claws may almost be punishment enough, if the cat got a good grip.

I like how he opened the door to the Cops with his pants down! I can only assume he was like 'WTF you want??'

Glad that guy is off the streets. First cats his next target would have probably been kids or a helpless woman. He needs some help. The best help would have been if the cat bobbitized him and threw his junk out the window.

Attempting to have sex with a cat? That's a good way to get your wiener clawed and bitten. Why didn't he stick to sheep?

What an ass!! I hope part of his sentence is having tuna oil brushed on his pathetic penis in a room of hungry cats.

what a dumb ass. Even on meth that is crazy

....and I thought I was desperate for pussy.

^ LOL

I was wondering how long this would go before someone started the "pussy" jokes.

In the article he said something about his boyfriend. I assumed that meant he was gay. But I don't think they ever said what sex the cat was. If it was a female cat, does that make the perp bisexual?

I am a cat lover. My cats name is Shadow. The ass hole is lucky the cops got him before I did.

I hate to think that I am the same species as that guy.

Amen, shadowcat. If anyone ever hurt Shadow, I'd pound him into the pavement and let you take over from there.

New meaning to fucking pussy