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14 years ago

What's wrong with this statement? No I didn't say it!!!

When I leave a club with a boner saying "oh my god" to myself repeatedly under my breath then it's safe to say I had a good time.

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machinegun68

If I leave a strip club with a boner, I'm very disappointed.

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Longball300

Better to leave without the boner saying "I can't beleve she did that"

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Zebulon5000

You're just jealous you can't get it up and then keep it up, lol.

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basketball

When I arrive at a club, I have a boner. If I go home with said boner, something went wrong. Strip clubs are for boner removals, not boner production.

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Rod84

Yes, if I'm unfortunate to leave with a boner, then something's gotta be done about it right away. I've been known to veer off to an AMP for relief, or as often as not, take matters into my own hands. I've gotten pretty good at driving while having an orgasm...

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vincemichaels

vincemichaels make note to himself. Never follow Rod8432 down the road after he leaves a strip club.

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JuiceBox69

Come on guys shadowcat is having one of those viagra 4 hour hardons son !

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troop

lol vince!

what's really wrong with the original statement is that it was uttered/written by a woman! then again, depending on what the woman looked like, i might like to hsve her leaving with my boner. still attached to me of course :-)

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vincemichaels

Most likely, juicebox69. And knowing shadowcat, he is having a great time !!

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Clubber

"What's wrong with this statement?" First, it isn't a statement, rather a question.

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sharkhunter

If my name was weiner, I would have to send a pic.

:)

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sharkhunter

Then phone the dancer and ask if she got my message. When she asked what message, I could say "why are you giving me a hard time?"

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gatorfan

Using the word boner

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