What's wrong with this statement? No I didn't say it!!!

If I leave a strip club with a boner, I'm very disappointed.

Better to leave without the boner saying "I can't beleve she did that"

You're just jealous you can't get it up and then keep it up, lol.

When I arrive at a club, I have a boner. If I go home with said boner, something went wrong. Strip clubs are for boner removals, not boner production.

Yes, if I'm unfortunate to leave with a boner, then something's gotta be done about it right away. I've been known to veer off to an AMP for relief, or as often as not, take matters into my own hands. I've gotten pretty good at driving while having an orgasm...

vincemichaels make note to himself. Never follow Rod8432 down the road after he leaves a strip club.

Come on guys shadowcat is having one of those viagra 4 hour hardons son !

lol vince!

what's really wrong with the original statement is that it was uttered/written by a woman! then again, depending on what the woman looked like, i might like to hsve her leaving with my boner. still attached to me of course :-)

Most likely, juicebox69. And knowing shadowcat, he is having a great time !!

"What's wrong with this statement?" First, it isn't a statement, rather a question.

If my name was weiner, I would have to send a pic.

:)

Then phone the dancer and ask if she got my message. When she asked what message, I could say "why are you giving me a hard time?"

Using the word boner