hobo clubbing

25 comments

• how

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  13 years ago

  $10 cover.
  No drink.
  No dance.
  Almost immediately upon entering the club, a lovely latina sat next to me, slipped her hand up my shorts, and told me she wanted me. I asked what time she would like me to come back and pick her up? 11:00. I did, and she spent the night with me. No holes barred. (get it?) No money exchanged. Dated for awhile.
  
  So that was a ten dollar club visit that led to overnight free OTC FS+GFE. I've never had a "hobo clubbing" experience in that league since.
• harrydave

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  13 years ago

  Dang, how! That is excellent value. My best low cost visit: Vic's, Irvington, NJ. $5 cover, $5 beer. One girl, 6 or 8 songs (not counting), $40 to her. I left happy.
  
  Of course, we could go crazy with stories about Tijuana.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Does it count if somebody *else* paid the tab? If so, then my 17th birthday "party", where I didn't spend a penny, and got almost a whole night's worth of sex.
  
  If it's my dime, then it was with MFC one night after I'd met another girl at a hotel. I walked into the club, and she pounced on me before the bartender even gave me a drink, with a "I have bills to pay, I hope you came to see me" line. I apologized, told her the deal, and that I didn't have very much money left. She almost started crying (it had apparently been a slow night) and told me if she couldn't make it happen, it was free, otherwise, she'd get what I had. Well, she did make it happen (about 45-60 minutes after the previous one!), and I gave her what I had and left.
  
  I learned later that she and the DJ had an "arrangement" where she got to use the VIP room for free. I left the club without even buying a drink that night.
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Well hell! U boyz want to talk like that shit! I was married damn near 20 years and I paid for every bit oof the sex damn ! The closest I can cum is when I was 15 my mom bought me an aniversary penhouse addition that thang was the size of a small phone book and for free pounded the living dawg shit out of my fist for a solid year! Son them waz some goodtimes!
• carmelcd

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  13 years ago

  I don't know if it counts, but I spent $50 on dollar dances and drinks then dropped a hundred to head to the VIP for 20 minutes. Nothing happened in the vip room, the old bait and switch. Upon leaving the dancer roll fell out of her Crown Royal bag. I picked it up and made a hasty exit. I spent $150 but snagged her $600. I actually made $450. Strip Club Karma Gods are real.
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  Real class!
• spandexman

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  13 years ago

  Back in 1978 when I got out of the service went to the old Mouse Trap in Boston. The place was one of the last Burlesque clubs and had a live three piece band, comedian that introduced the dancers, and about six dancers. A salesman from Montreal was buying drinks left and right with his company's credit card and fell face first on the bar. Well the rounds kept coming and so did the lap dances. Back then there were no credit card machines and the bartender just ran up a big tab, there were about a dozen of us in the club at the time and the bartender ran up a $300.00 tab, big money back then. I left the bar before the passed out spender woke up, but left the place only spending about $20.00 of my own money.
• GoVikings

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  13 years ago

  $100 is hobo clubbing, huh? Well if that's the case, then I hobo club all the time. You guys are ballers. I've never spent anymore than $100 in one visit.
  
  In all honestly, that's all I need to have a good time because I don't stay any longer than 2-3 hours during one visit, and I usually spend one hour checking out the dancers before I decide who to get a dance from.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  http://www.hobostripper.com/
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Samsung1 that's gooooood man !!!!!
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  There are too many to talk about, I've gone to countless clubs where a motivated dancer gets me off in 2 songs maximum. So we are talking, 1 beer, 2 dances, and a tip for about $70
• GoVikings

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  13 years ago

  haha, good find samsung1.
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  This shit still cracks me all kinds of up ! Its a juice classic ! Lol !
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  $0 a couple of time. I'll walk in, look around, then leave. Zero cost, but I think it hilarious that some would even pay to stay!
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Hobo ! Ha ha ha ha ! Love that word !
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Wow...this juice fella is strange
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  I love hobos
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  txtittyfan practices s variant of this known as "homo" clubbing.
• BigTuna1

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  11 years ago

  Lol homo hobos
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  When did hobo's have $100 to blow in a strip club?? You know much Ripple that can buy?
• Doc_Holliday

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  11 years ago

  Of course they could buy a fifth of Ripple then take it to the strip club...
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esr4MEu2…
• BagBoyJames

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  11 years ago

  Lol
• nicespice

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  2 years ago

  Bump
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  At a club (in North Caroliina) I use to frequent, the day shift dancers told me they had customers who were homeless. They were on Social Security Disability (for addiction), and they preferred to spend their monthly money on strippers, rather than a place to stay. Hopefully they got a truck stop shower before coming to the club.
• datinman

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  2 years ago

  "what a dick move"
  
  Bumping classic Juice threads seems appropriate given today's news. Beats 20 SJG bumps. Chill out, Scrub.