My early Valentine's for the dancers

20 comments

• dudeanonymous

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  13 years ago

  I like it! Reverse marketing trick. But then again, this could be one of the gateways to being asked to do porn.
• potheadpl

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  13 years ago

  Some of the girls here could tempt me. Yes,I'm posting to tuscl from Bare Assets.
• scatterbrain

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  13 years ago

  Nice! some of the best advice I've heard in these discussions in a long time. Let us know how it goes.
• samsung1

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  13 years ago

  did you put any money in the cards?
• Dougster

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  13 years ago

  pothead is a pretty unique creature on this board. Strippers line up to bang him for free.
• Realist123

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  13 years ago

  Don't believe everything you read on an anonymous internet message board...i think that is common sense
• potheadpl

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  13 years ago

  All girls like Valentine's cards. Gotta figure their loser boyfriends won't do it. We shall see what transpires.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  I call this genius. I'm heading out to buy cheap Valentine's cards.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  So how many times did you have sex that night?? I hope to hear 69 times !! LOL. You are one of the good ones, here, ph. I'm glad you are back with us.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Genius, dude. Really. Gonna have to remember that one.
• Dougster

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  13 years ago

  Sorry, microbrain, only works if you're a stud. For loser/idiots like you they'll just joke about it in the back and throw it in the garbage.
• djscotti

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  13 years ago

  Holy fuck. You would think I was giving out oxys ! That is Hilarious
• txtittyfan

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  13 years ago

  What a lot of the old geezers on this board do not realize is that clubbing when you are young has tremendous advantages over clubbing when you are old. As for Douchester, he doesn't realize anything except that he is the smegma of society.
• Dougster

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  13 years ago

  tx: Actually, I do realizing that shorting treasuries the day before they bottom is rather bad idea. Something you never clued into.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  ttf, What a lot of the the young on this board do not realize is that clubbing when you are an old geezer has a tremendous advantages over clubbing when you are young. We've been both, you haven't! End of story!
• shadowcat

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  13 years ago

  Not to be out done by the young guys, I too handed out Valentines. I printed them off the internet. It was an enormous cock wrapped in roses and baby breath. I did NOT include my phone number. But I know from the laughter, that I will be remembered.
• txtittyfan

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  13 years ago

  Clubber, I am no longer young. But clubbing in my youth had many more benefits than clubbing as a geezer.
• potheadpl

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  13 years ago

  I handed out 34 Valentines with my number on them. A couple of girls cried and hugged me, saying they'd NEVER received a Valentine's Day card. Really. Tears for a dinky Disney card. I'd say 90 percent of the girls immediately applied the rub-on tattoo. Pretty funny, actually---hot strippers coming over to show me their Sleeping Beauty or Princess Jasmine tattoos. 13 of the girls called my phone. That was a pretty good gimmick. And it only cost me three bucks.
• steve229

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  13 years ago

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• sinclair

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  13 years ago

  38.24% response rate. That is pretty good. Let us know how many you end up banging...