I stopped by Walgreen's and bought a bunch of the cheap Valentine's cards kids hand out at school. I bought Disney princess cards that came with stick on tattoos. I wrote my number on the cards and have been handing them out today. Holy fuck. You would think I was giving out oxys. My phone has been blowing up. Ou guys should try it.
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I like it! Reverse marketing trick. But then again, this could be one of the gateways to being asked to do porn.
Some of the girls here could tempt me. Yes,I'm posting to tuscl from Bare Assets.
Nice! some of the best advice I've heard in these discussions in a long time. Let us know how it goes.
did you put any money in the cards?
pothead is a pretty unique creature on this board. Strippers line up to bang him for free.
Don't believe everything you read on an anonymous internet message board...i think that is common sense
All girls like Valentine's cards. Gotta figure their loser boyfriends won't do it. We shall see what transpires.
I call this genius. I'm heading out to buy cheap Valentine's cards.
So how many times did you have sex that night?? I hope to hear 69 times !! LOL. You are one of the good ones, here, ph. I'm glad you are back with us.
Genius, dude. Really. Gonna have to remember that one.
Sorry, microbrain, only works if you're a stud. For loser/idiots like you they'll just joke about it in the back and throw it in the garbage.
Holy fuck. You would think I was giving out oxys ! That is Hilarious
What a lot of the old geezers on this board do not realize is that clubbing when you are young has tremendous advantages over clubbing when you are old.
As for Douchester, he doesn't realize anything except that he is the smegma of society.
tx: Actually, I do realizing that shorting treasuries the day before they bottom is rather bad idea. Something you never clued into.
ttf,
What a lot of the the young on this board do not realize is that clubbing when you are an old geezer has a tremendous advantages over clubbing when you are young.
We've been both, you haven't! End of story!
Not to be out done by the young guys, I too handed out Valentines. I printed them off the internet. It was an enormous cock wrapped in roses and baby breath. I did NOT include my phone number. But I know from the laughter, that I will be remembered.
Clubber,
I am no longer young. But clubbing in my youth had many more benefits than clubbing as a geezer.
I handed out 34 Valentines with my number on them. A couple of girls cried and hugged me, saying they'd NEVER received a Valentine's Day card. Really. Tears for a dinky Disney card. I'd say 90 percent of the girls immediately applied the rub-on tattoo. Pretty funny, actually---hot strippers coming over to show me their Sleeping Beauty or Princess Jasmine tattoos.
13 of the girls called my phone. That was a pretty good gimmick. And it only cost me three bucks.
38.24% response rate. That is pretty good. Let us know how many you end up banging...
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