I stopped by Walgreen's and bought a bunch of the cheap Valentine's cards kids hand out at school. I bought Disney princess cards that came with stick on tattoos. I wrote my number on the cards and have been handing them out today. Holy fuck. You would think I was giving out oxys. My phone has been blowing up. Ou guys should try it.
What a lot of the old geezers on this board do not realize is that clubbing when you are young has tremendous advantages over clubbing when you are old.
As for Douchester, he doesn't realize anything except that he is the smegma of society.
What a lot of the the young on this board do not realize is that clubbing when you are an old geezer has a tremendous advantages over clubbing when you are young.
Not to be out done by the young guys, I too handed out Valentines. I printed them off the internet. It was an enormous cock wrapped in roses and baby breath. I did NOT include my phone number. But I know from the laughter, that I will be remembered.
I handed out 34 Valentines with my number on them. A couple of girls cried and hugged me, saying they'd NEVER received a Valentine's Day card. Really. Tears for a dinky Disney card. I'd say 90 percent of the girls immediately applied the rub-on tattoo. Pretty funny, actually---hot strippers coming over to show me their Sleeping Beauty or Princess Jasmine tattoos.
13 of the girls called my phone. That was a pretty good gimmick. And it only cost me three bucks.
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As for Douchester, he doesn't realize anything except that he is the smegma of society.
What a lot of the the young on this board do not realize is that clubbing when you are an old geezer has a tremendous advantages over clubbing when you are young.
We've been both, you haven't! End of story!
I am no longer young. But clubbing in my youth had many more benefits than clubbing as a geezer.
13 of the girls called my phone. That was a pretty good gimmick. And it only cost me three bucks.