My wife is going to...Amsterdam!?

1/20/2011 2:48:11 AM

For her Christmas gift I told my wife I would pay for her annual vacation trip with her BFF. Last week she announced that they had decided to go to Amsterdam later this month. My son, who was home from college, and I exchanged incredulous looks. Amsterdam? Damn!

So anyway, a question for all you married guys -- if your wife was out of the country for a week, what would you do?

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georgmicrodong

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14 years ago

The same thing I do every night, Pinkie, try to take over the world!

djscotti

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14 years ago

If Amsterdam was what it used to be I would say Follow but it's not and neither is Vegas so go rock out wit ur cock out in Tijuana best bang for your buck.

samsung1

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14 years ago

read the ebook I just posted..it will give you advice on how to pick up strippers and take them home lol....

CTQWERTY

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14 years ago

Father-son bonding at the ... oh, nevermind!

londonguy

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14 years ago

Amsterdam is still ok gmd, you just have to go to the right places. The RLD is smaller than it used to be but some of the girls are incredibly good looking.

trojangreg

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14 years ago

Since your wife is going beyond 50 miles. Invoke the 50 mile rule and do whatever you damn well please.

metaldude

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14 years ago

What wouldn't I do is probably a shorter list.

SuperDude

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14 years ago

Visiting European capitols for art, music, literature and history is always a good thing.

Otto22

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14 years ago

My wife and daughter went to London for a week in December. I hit six SCs while they were gone.

skibum609

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14 years ago

I've been married for a long time to my best friend so whether my wife is home or travelling I can pretty much do as I please within our agreed rules. If she minded my strip club hobby I simply would give it up rather tahn lie.

jackslash

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14 years ago

skibum609: "If she minded my strip club hobby I simply would give it up." That's crazy talk!

yndy

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14 years ago

New movie that is more or less about this topic:

http://hallpassmovie.warnerbros.com/

Prim0

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14 years ago

Didn't Eddie Murphy do a bit on this when he used to be funny? Something about Jean St.Jaux swingin his cock around and sweet talking your lady while she's away on vacation?

steve229

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14 years ago

An inauspicious start to my planned week of revelry, as the huge "Thundersnow" snarled DC area traffic to a standstill. I need some of those snow shoveling strippers to dig me my driveway now.

I had a special evening planned with a dancer but we had to cancel. We did spend a couple hours sexting back and forth - I wonder if she's going to charge me for that?

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