For her Christmas gift I told my wife I would pay for her annual vacation trip with her BFF. Last week she announced that they had decided to go to Amsterdam later this month. My son, who was home from college, and I exchanged incredulous looks. Amsterdam? Damn!
So anyway, a question for all you married guys -- if your wife was out of the country for a week, what would you do?


The same thing I do every night, Pinkie, try to take over the world!