I dislike lap dances.
rickdugan
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Friday, November 19, 2010 5:27 PM
At this risk of posting blasphemy around these parts, I really don't get much from lap dances. Most of the time they do nothing for me. And in the rare instances where they do get a reaction, now what? Hope that she jerks me off through or in my pants? Just walk away with a goofy grin?
Oh, and I also hate when girls do that do pseudo-intimacy crap where they "look deeply" in my eyes or purr in my ear.
No thank you, I'll leave that nonsense for others. I'm not searching for intimacy and have no really interest in being crawled on while I'm clothed. I also have 0 interest in blowing a load in my pants, even if a girl could get me to do so (not likely since I'm not a big fan of hand jobs).
I go to a club to: 1. see hot chicks; 2. be entertained by one of those hot chicks; and 3. source my OTC fun. And in a few special clubs my night ends with some great ITC action, but those are the exception rather than the norm.
And how do I build my OTC connections without lap dances? I tip for time, though I am always careful not to pay her too much ITC. IME it is a balancing act where I need to give her enough to be interested, but not so much that she is fat and happy before she leaves. Usually something in the area of $120-150 in tips, a few drinks, a view of the bankroll (subtly done of course) and a good chat gets me to the right place if there is an opportunity to be had.
I have been in over 50 clubs this year, but can count the times I've done lap dances on one hand. IMO lap dances are nothing but time and money wasters.
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