Latched onto by a cuddler

father figure.. lol

So give *her* the OTC vibe and see what happens. If she goes for it, you win. If she just goes away, you win.

Gettin' cock-blocked by a dancer??? (Or whatever the female equivalent is?)

Maybe she's doing you a favor by protecting your wallet?

Maybe she is attracted to the smell of pot.

Great responses. I really don't get her deal. Maybe it's a "nice guy regular" thing. Maybe it's a father vibe(even though I'm only 40 in a club filled with older guys).

She does save me money. And I do smell like pot sometimes. I'd like to think the Polo Double Black covers it, but maybe not. LOL

Just don't let your guard down. She could be setting you up.

Sounds like a lazy dancer who's trying to look busy or maybe she's new?

Most dancers do not have a good family background or a father figure, so maybe she is needy for male attention. idk.. kind of odd if you ask me.

Sounds young, conflicted and in need of guidance by an older man. Tell her to go get dances from another guy and bring the $$ back to you when she is done. The send her out again until she gets tired. Pull out the cash and give it to her. She will be pleased by what she made (probably much greater than her average night). Or, you could just ask her to get up and dance for you. Or, you could suggest you go out to Denny's for a bite to eat. Whatever stokes your fatherly instincts!

lmao Harry - didn't think of the pimping her out angle, but there it is ;)

I could not stand the cuddle thing personally. Not only am I not much of one for it but she would certainly be jamming my game up.

My suggestion was based on actual experience by a short-lived ATF who was young and unmotivated. She would hang out with me and complain about not making money. Self knowledge was not her strong point. She usually made $80-$120 a night after tip-out. I played pimp daddy and banker for her one night. She brought all her money back to daddy at the bar, I told her what a good girl she was, and asked her to do it again. A few hours later, she was pooped. So she sat on my lap and counted it up. Roughly $300, which netted to $240. She was so happy! Next time, same old lame excuses.

she can cuddle my dick with her mouth and pussy.

Looks like a lot of good free mileage.

Have you thought about just adopting her? ;-)

In strip club land there's no such thing as only 40. Only the haves and have nots. Have money, have stripper. The older guys are perceived as being more likely to have money. Outside of the club all bets are off.

That takes care of the middle 80%. Above that you rise into the rarefied air of increasingly saintly strippers (mostly seen in movies) who can overlook money frequently to provide companionship and joy. Below that you drop into dancers who find it challenging to outwit a box of rocks and can't spell economics, much less understand the concepts.

Luckily, fun can be had by all no matter where a dancer falls.