Dangerous Sex
Dudester
Gloria was my second GF, coming into my life right after Linda died. I had been warned earlier, that Phillipino GF's could be very possessive, so be careful to be faithful. However, six months in, Gloria started asking "Did Linda kiss you like this ? Did Linda touch you like this ?"
Linda's death had been very painful for me, so I didn't appreciate the questions. I decided to do something about it. That night, in the middle of passion, I suddenly said "Oooooh Linda". Gloria's eyes flew open as if she had just been hit with a cattle prod.
A couple of hours later I woke up. Gloria had hold of my boys. She had a sharp knife and she said "My name is Gloria, not Linda. Got it ?"
It was the end of the Linda questions, which is what I was after.
So, what was your most dangerous sex ?
Linda's death had been very painful for me, so I didn't appreciate the questions. I decided to do something about it. That night, in the middle of passion, I suddenly said "Oooooh Linda". Gloria's eyes flew open as if she had just been hit with a cattle prod.
A couple of hours later I woke up. Gloria had hold of my boys. She had a sharp knife and she said "My name is Gloria, not Linda. Got it ?"
It was the end of the Linda questions, which is what I was after.
So, what was your most dangerous sex ?
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I was in a spec ops unit at the time. Getting shot at was no biggee then. She never did anything threatening after that. Phillipinos are possessive, therefore my boys were her boys.
Also anyone see Hostel II? At the end they cut of a guy's dick, it hurt just watching.
they charged her with a missdaweiner.
she realized that she was still holding john's dick in her hand and she threw it out the window.
it hit the windshield of a truck traveling in the opposite direction.
the driver of the truck looks at his passenger and exclaims..
"holy shit! did you see the dick on that bug?"