is there such a thing as MS (masseuse shit) ?

It is NOT "oh, it's SOOOO big!" with MS it is ("oh, it's TOOOO big!". I never had any trouble getting into a masseuse's pussy, although there were a few times where it was a real TIGHT fit.

you're asking us if its for real?

how could anyone that wasn't there know for sure? you were there and you don't know. if you want an honest opinion though, seeing that she's basically in a business that depends on repeat customers, it's probably not for real.

Ask Al Gore.

troop, I'm not asking you if it's for real. I'm asking opinions and/or if someone had a similar experience. As to "repeat business", I think it is pretty damn clear that she need not worry about that. ;-)

SD, he invented the internet, not intercourse. That was Bill Clinton.

Can someone explain why it is even matters if a whore really likes you are not and why it is worth thinking about and asking? Pretty sad if your self-esteem is dependent on what a whore thinks of you. (If AMP workers are anything like strippers or escorts you need to understand that since they, themselves, are pretty much the bottom of social pyramid they, typically, need someone to look down upon and their customers conveniently fit this bill. The only people they feel more contempt for than themselves is their customers.)

Dougster: "The only people they feel more contempt for than themselves is their customers."

Oh, and I should add, guys like tittyfan who advise people to short treasuries the day before they bottom. ;-)

You should read reviews on eroticmp.com before visiting an AMP. I have read several reviews saying extras are only provided during 1 hour sessions and NOT during 1/2 hr sessions.

my mistake lee.. i just re-read your post. you were wondering if it was for real, well my opinion is still the same. probably not.

Yes masseuse's shit, they pee too

To Dougster - why the harsh language regarding MP workers? Just like we patrons, some MP workers (and strippers, escorts, etc.) can be rather low brow folks, but many are good and decent people providing a service that, while they wouldn't do it for free (indeed, who among us would provide any service for free?), they do it authentically in the spirit of fair commerce, and deliver it with a smile.

I was once in a product design field, and had a superior tell me, "To succeed in product design, you have to love the lady in the K-Mart stretch pants (aka, your customer)." I know there are some in any profession (including dentists, lawyers, etc.) who aren't like this; they deride the very people they serve. I'm not sure how ultimately successful and/or happy those people may be, but I think it's a net-net loss for all of us.

In the case of MP workers, the money's good (certainly better than flipping burgers or picking crops), the working conditions mostly clean and pleasant, the work itself not too physically demanding, and the clientele often genuinely interesting and engaging. And just like with my dental hygienist, after having seen her multiple times during office visits only, we've come to know a little about one another's backgrounds, genuinely like each other, and have expressed that. I'll likely never see her outside the clinic, just as with a stripper or MP worker, but it doesn't matter. There's no reason why the time we spend together during the rendering of a service can't be enjoyable, meaningful, and authentically engaging.

Rod: Dougster generally has nothing but harsh words. If he's not calling every stripper a lying, thieving whore, then he's berating the rest of us for not understanding that all strippers are lying, thieving whores.

Thanks georgmicrodong for the clarification. To the original poster (LeeH), I do think it's possible to have a genuinely nice connection with an MP provider. For myself, I've realized my connections exist wholly within the context of the massage experience and that they like me in my role as a good customer (nothing wrong with that). I'm not sure any would want to do anything to me, or for me, outside the MP environment, but in the same breath, I don't think they say nice things to me (what few they can say in English), and then diss me in Korean once I leave.

I figure it's a bit like any business establishment. When I walk through the door, I'm a known experience that promises a pleasant and profitable business transaction (which is why any business is IN business, after all). They know they'll provide a relaxing massage/HE with a generous, clean, well-groomed, polite, and v-e-r-y appreciative gentleman. There's no worry about LE, squirrely conversations, inappropriate advances, cheapskate tactics, body odor, etc. In fact, often while I'm getting a TS (which are long events where I go), the other girls will sometimes stop in and say Hi to me, and indicate they're glad to see me, even though they're not the ones being paid for that session. I'm like Norm at "Cheers." I'll never get a free beer (unless they're running some kind of special), but I'm always greeted warmly, made to feel at home, and feel a sense of a shared history and experience reguiring both of us to do our parts to enable the whole enterprise work.

After writing that, I now have a humorous image stuck in my mind of my Korean MP masseuses trying to shout my name, a-la "Norm!", in their limited English way when I walk through the door...

samsung, I appreciate the advice, and I do go over there -- in fact, that's how I chose the MP. But I'm missing the relevance of your advice to the topic at hand.

Rod, you'll have to have a witty line to say to Woody, too. ;-)

I have had similar experiences. Before G, my first "full" massage was by J. Every time I've been in there since, J always comes by to say "hi, baby". Usually it's in the middle of a TS, and I start getting visions of a threesome. ;-)

LeeH: It doesn't really matter to me one way or the other

Dougster: Pretty sad if your self-esteem is dependent on what a whore thinks of you.

Even sadder when G understands English better than you. Dougster, your reading comprehension skills are shit. Not that we didn't know that already ...

You know Lee, just because you say it doesn't matter one way or the other, the fact that you sit around thinking about it, and then put in the effort to solicit opinions on TUSCL proves otherwise. If it really didn't matter to you, you would not think about it, much less ask on this board. I would say there is more to reading comprehension than believing every word you write.

gmd: it's not every stripper, only about 98% of them.

Let's face it, there is who, what, wheneverS. Always has been, always will be!

Wow, Dougster, so you can't read English, but you can read my mind?

LeeH:

a) How can I read your mind if you don't even have one? b) You call the your gibberish here English? Please! c) It's simple logic. If you didn't care what the whore thought of you, you won't have asked here. Deny it all you want. If memory serves correctly you are the same guy who got all upset and whined here because some whore didn't bother to say goodbye to you one night. Your MO is completely transparent no matter what you say to try and deny it.

I think MS is actually more prevalent than the SS that's discussed here often, especially from the mama-sans. I openly laughed the last time that one the mama-san at One Spa in RI oooooed & ahhhhed and said, "Ohhhhhh, handsome man!" when she saw me. I bet that they say that to everyone, but who really cares...

As has been mentioned, many of AMP girls don't know much English...so when they learn a new phrase they tend to stick with it. It all goes with the usual pampering that one gets at an AMP anyway.