MILFs

I wonder how or whether or not they do verify in fact the contestants are actually moms? Just thinking of the folks who've been caught with dummies so they can use the carpool lane in CA... or NY:

Motorist fined $351 for dummy in car-pool lane
Police officer noticed legless mannequin wearing Miami Dolphins jacket

SAN RAFAEL, Calif. - Say what you want about police officers, but they are no dummies.

The California Highway Patrol gave Kevin Morgan, 28, of Petaluma, a $351 citation for driving in a high occupancy vehicle or "HOV" lane with a kickboxing dummy propped in the passenger seat.

The dummy was wearing a Miami Dolphins windbreaker and a baseball cap, but Officer Will Thompson noticed that the "passenger" had no legs.

"When I looked inside his window, I thought, 'Oh, that's cute,'" Thompson said. "I didn't even ask him where he got it. I think he was pretty embarrassed because all the people driving by were laughing."
Thompson often parks next to a car pool lane and stands on his car door rail to look down into passing vehicles.

His point of view allowed him to see the legless dummy.

"I think about the only thing he said was, 'Well, that didn't help me very much today, did it?'" Thompson said. "I said, 'No, it didn't.'

Thompson then placed the dummy on a freeway shoulder to deter other commuters from similar schemes.

Deputy not fooled by carpool mannequin
Published: Feb. 4, 2010 at 4:03 PM

ISLANDIA, N.Y., Feb. 4 (UPI) -- Deputies in New York's Suffolk County said a woman was ticketed for driving in a carpool lane alone with a mannequin disguised as a passenger.

Mike Sharkey, Suffolk County Sheriff's Office chief of staff, said Deputy Robert Howard was driving Tuesday on the Long Island Expressway in Islandia when he grew suspicious of a car in the high-occupancy vehicle lane because the passenger was wearing a visor and sunglasses despite the cloudy weather, Newsday reported Thursday.

Sharkey said Howard pulled over Kathleen Frascinella, 61, of Mount Sinai, N.Y., and discovered her only passenger was a mannequin dressed in clothing including a blazer and a scarf.

Frascinella was issued a $135 citation for operating a vehicle in the HOV lane without a passenger.

"At first glance, this may seem humorous, but it is not a joking matter when you drive off with a ticket," Sheriff Vincent DeMarco said.

I'd also be curious to know which ones are single mothers vs. which ones are married/in relationship

"I support single mothers" by young cash ft. tpain should be a song played there lol

Most of the strippers that I bang are mothers, so where to start?

Had one a month ago who was still lactating. She got a kick out of squeezing milk out of her breast and onto her fingers, then rubbing it onto my lips. She had just given birth about 9 weeks earlier, but everything felt tidy to me that night.

Is that a good example or something a little too gross for some? :)

I think that at least some the fathers on this board have probably sampled their own wives' milk, but I'd draw the line at someone else's. Not because it's particularly disgusting, just unsanitary.

They have feature porn dancers at Cols Gold each weekend and when I look at the list of movies they have done a lot of them are in the MILF porn films. Most of these feature dancers are around 30 years of age, which is kind of old for stripping.

Does the one time I saw a mother and daughter combo count here?

"Does the one time I saw a mother and daughter combo count here?"

Sure, please share. Here's my mother-daughter story:

MILF dancer got her teenage daughter a job at the club as a door girl (partly to keep an eye on her I think). So one night I see the daughter come into the club and say something to her Mom. I can tell they are having some kind of argument, but the music is too loud to hear what they're fighting about. Just then there's one of those breaks in the music, so everyone in the club hears the Mom when she yells, "You're grounded, young lady!"

“Well, will you be my cougar then?”

I seriously doubt a 19yo could handle you, Smokey!

"Maybe I need to get that cheerleader pic up for you"

Yeah, keep teasing me...

Georg, I think that most of the other things I did with her later were much more unsanitary than tasting her milk, but there it is.

As I mentioned previously, a lot of the girls that I see OTC are mothers. I am guessing that it's because they are highly motivated to earn, but opinions could differ on this :)

Don't mean to make this an OTC discussion, but I'd be interested in other views on MILF availability vs. other options.

steve-
I don't know if I have much of a story with the mother and daughter other than they shared a stage together and it must be weird to be naked together with your mother. Of course, this wasn't a high class place.

I saw a MILF at the store I work at 20yrs old, latina (?), hot as hell, with a kid though you would never know if she didn't have him with her. My brain immediately conjured up a picture of her on a pole bearing it all.

"Anyone have any good MILF (dancer or otherwise) stories?"

LOL...yea, too many to remember... :)

Ok.....I have been in several MILF contests and it is a great deal of fun. I have found that most guys are into the MILF night more than other nights for some odd reason.

Seems to me that more money is spent on MILF nights than just another night at the club.

jj,

So you answered the question I wondered. You ARE a mother.

smokey - just saw the pic, MILF fits you to a T.

Rick, to each his own, I guess. To paraphrase one of the articles n this site, "if it's wet and it's not mine, it ain't going in my mouth." At least not without a covering.

I remember a dancer who although I knew she was giving me SS, kept trying to hook me up with her mother. I knew what her mom looked like, she would drop the dancer off to work at the club. I decided to just stay with lap dances.