MILFs
Next Saturday a local club is having a Mother's Day eve "MILF Party," complete with a "Hottest Mom" bikini contest.
Anyone have any good MILF (dancer or otherwise) stories?
Anyone have any good MILF (dancer or otherwise) stories?
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Motorist fined $351 for dummy in car-pool lane
Police officer noticed legless mannequin wearing Miami Dolphins jacket
SAN RAFAEL, Calif. - Say what you want about police officers, but they are no dummies.
The California Highway Patrol gave Kevin Morgan, 28, of Petaluma, a $351 citation for driving in a high occupancy vehicle or "HOV" lane with a kickboxing dummy propped in the passenger seat.
The dummy was wearing a Miami Dolphins windbreaker and a baseball cap, but Officer Will Thompson noticed that the "passenger" had no legs.
"When I looked inside his window, I thought, 'Oh, that's cute,'" Thompson said. "I didn't even ask him where he got it. I think he was pretty embarrassed because all the people driving by were laughing."
Thompson often parks next to a car pool lane and stands on his car door rail to look down into passing vehicles.
His point of view allowed him to see the legless dummy.
"I think about the only thing he said was, 'Well, that didn't help me very much today, did it?'" Thompson said. "I said, 'No, it didn't.'
Thompson then placed the dummy on a freeway shoulder to deter other commuters from similar schemes.
Deputy not fooled by carpool mannequin
Published: Feb. 4, 2010 at 4:03 PM
ISLANDIA, N.Y., Feb. 4 (UPI) -- Deputies in New York's Suffolk County said a woman was ticketed for driving in a carpool lane alone with a mannequin disguised as a passenger.
Mike Sharkey, Suffolk County Sheriff's Office chief of staff, said Deputy Robert Howard was driving Tuesday on the Long Island Expressway in Islandia when he grew suspicious of a car in the high-occupancy vehicle lane because the passenger was wearing a visor and sunglasses despite the cloudy weather, Newsday reported Thursday.
Sharkey said Howard pulled over Kathleen Frascinella, 61, of Mount Sinai, N.Y., and discovered her only passenger was a mannequin dressed in clothing including a blazer and a scarf.
Frascinella was issued a $135 citation for operating a vehicle in the HOV lane without a passenger.
"At first glance, this may seem humorous, but it is not a joking matter when you drive off with a ticket," Sheriff Vincent DeMarco said.
"I support single mothers" by young cash ft. tpain should be a song played there lol
Had one a month ago who was still lactating. She got a kick out of squeezing milk out of her breast and onto her fingers, then rubbing it onto my lips. She had just given birth about 9 weeks earlier, but everything felt tidy to me that night.
Is that a good example or something a little too gross for some? :)
Sure, please share. Here's my mother-daughter story:
MILF dancer got her teenage daughter a job at the club as a door girl (partly to keep an eye on her I think). So one night I see the daughter come into the club and say something to her Mom. I can tell they are having some kind of argument, but the music is too loud to hear what they're fighting about. Just then there's one of those breaks in the music, so everyone in the club hears the Mom when she yells, "You're grounded, young lady!"
I seriously doubt a 19yo could handle you, Smokey!
"Maybe I need to get that cheerleader pic up for you"
Yeah, keep teasing me...
As I mentioned previously, a lot of the girls that I see OTC are mothers. I am guessing that it's because they are highly motivated to earn, but opinions could differ on this :)
Don't mean to make this an OTC discussion, but I'd be interested in other views on MILF availability vs. other options.
I don't know if I have much of a story with the mother and daughter other than they shared a stage together and it must be weird to be naked together with your mother. Of course, this wasn't a high class place.
LOL...yea, too many to remember... :)
Seems to me that more money is spent on MILF nights than just another night at the club.
So you answered the question I wondered. You ARE a mother.