Australia Bans Small Breasts

steve229
“The Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and film.”

“Why ban small boobs? I can only assume it stems from paranoia that flat chests somehow stir up the pedophiles. And you only need to mention that “p” word to start a full-scale moral panic in Parliament.”

http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.co…

This is, of course, ridiculous. Yes, one of my favorites is an A-cup, and yes, she's very petite and quite young looking and very willing to wear a schoolgirl's outfit, but other than that, the whole idea is crazy.


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Dudester
15 years ago
In the 1970's, my mother's boyfriend did things to my family that he should've spent 50+ years in prison for, if not life. I went to a school counselor, the Police, and a Judge for help. None would help because back then the law was clear-you could do anything you wanted to a child, except murder, beat them, starve them, rape them-it was all in the cause of discipline and officially considered "family business" by the law. Now, the pendulum has swung waaaaaaaay too far the other way.

There's a need to protect children, but there's also a need for common sense. One of those needs is "sexting". Fourteen year olds are being charged with "promotion of child pornography" for sending their boyfriend a pic of themselves. Their entire futures are being ruined because they're basically doing what kids have been doing for thousands of years-you show me and I show you.

It's out of control.
MisterGuy
15 years ago
"This is, of course, ridiculous"

...not considering some of the weird rules that Australia already has on the books when it comes to porn. I once saw a documentary that described how one of the more famous porn productions, "Pirates", had to move certain scenes of sword fighting around in the movie (or maybe remove them entirely) in order to get the film approved for distribution "down under".

From the same article:
"It comes just a week after it was found that material with depictions of females ejaculating during orgasm are now Refused Classification and Australian Customs directed to confiscate it."

Who the heck ever heard of the "Australian Sex Party"??
Clubber
15 years ago
steve,

Do women go up on a guy in Australia? :)
CTQWERTY
15 years ago
Steve, clearly it's an indicator -- it's time to short the Australian dollar! [Fyi: their housing bubble was much bigger than ours -- where as our government has given out an $8,000 tax credit, I believe the lunacy of the Oz government went to 20,000 (or was it 40,000?) Anyways, their property bubble is finally peaking 3 years after ours. They should be in for one hell of a white knuckle ride...]
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