Disney strip clubs

Orlando is one hour away from Cape Canaveral, Florida, which is home to the top ranked strip club on tuscl (Lido Cabaret).
You can say you want to visit the NASA Kennedy Space station around there or visit Cocoa Beach, which is also nearby Cape Canaveral

But if you are truly stuck in the city of Orlando, I would not bother with the strip clubs...you might want to check out the buena vista orlando Hooter's. It was the top ranked hooter's in our country based on sales. Plenty of eye candy there and much much cheaper than a SC.

Disney is not friendly with strip clubs but they do offer some golf courses you might want to check out.

I also know Bush Gardens is a roller coaster theme park in Tampa and they offer shuttles from Orlando to Tampa. You could take the shuttle over to Tampa and visit the famous Mons Venus instead of the theme park.

Samsung's right, forget strip clubs in Orlando. You have to go outside Orlando to find decent ones.

I have to agree with sam. Orlando is family oriented. Just like my now home town. No strip clubs here. Now if you were visiting Disneyland in CA there would be good strip clubs all over the place. I know. I lived there for 20 years.

Inner Room in Cocoa Beach is about an hour from Mouse World and is a much better value than Lido.

I can't say I've experienced, Lido Cabaret, but I was in Cocoa Beach 2 months ago for the shuttle launch, and I agree with Otto that the Inner room is a lot less expensive than Lido, $10 dances, the privacy factor isn't that great, but noone seems to pay any attention to the dances and I think you would have a good time, I did.

If you can get away then i'd go to Tampa and visit Mons or any of the other highly rated clubs. Orlando is terrible for clubs, most of them situtaed on Orange Blossom Trail.

Your best bet for Orlando, don't go, if strip clubs are your goal. Of course a taxi ride can be had to Tampa or South Florida.

Orlando clubs suck. Hopeless. No contact. Not nude. And you can't tip bitches with Disney Dollars.

In the early 1980's I made my first trip to Disney World. I tried to buy a pack of chewing gum in the hotel gift shop and was advised there was none for sale. All of the major hotels surrounding Disney World were built on land leased from Disney. A lease restriction bans the sale of chewing gum in any hotel on Disney property. It seems that scraping up chewing gum at Disneyland in Anaheim, CA was extremely costly. So, when Disney World was being developed, the sale of chewing gum was banned. I bet "The Mouse" has enough political and financial clout to keep Orlanda free of stripclubs?

This scene sounds vaguely familiar.

DC is very poor on the strip club front as well. The answer, in DC, appeared to be the Yellow Pages, under "Escort Services". There, with lots of pages of listings/ads, evidently demand is quite high.

Could the same hold true for Orlando?

DC clubs are much, much better than the ones in Orlando and they suck.