Happy New Year!

nah, try to lose weight, drink less, detect ROBs before they get my money, etc.

My resolution is to have the dancers pay me for the songs they do. LMAO

I don't make resolutions. I figure if it's worth doing, why wait?

Losing weight. I fully intend to use stimulants, either over-the-counter or soft-core illegal, or at least unhealthy. My current roster includes ...

-- getting a "fake" prescription for Ritalin or another drug regularly given for ADHD and other stimulant purposes, and abusing that stuff in order to skip meals

-- also taking my "real" prescription stimulants, that are indeed quasi-suppressors of appetite

-- also getting any of those appetite-blockers, fat-blockers, stimulants, or whatever else, from the drugstore

-- also asking my favorite skanky young irresponsible girls whom I know at my school, about their help in me getting involved in non-addictive stimulants that might aid this endeavor

-- using my tobacco addiction more fulsomely, so that I have something in my mouth to chew on

-- going to the gym at my school a minimum of twice a week

-- figuring out how to get to the gym at my school for a minimum of twice a week

-- figuring out how to work into my schedule the complications of getting "nicely" dressed for my professional responsibilities, while also going to the gym at my school for a minimum of twice a week

See, I'm really looking forward to a Happy New Year! :)

Your thoughts?