"Tiger Woods' facial injuries, and the busted back windshield of his car, didn't come from the accident he was in. They came from his wife.
According to TMZ, Tiger apparently had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
Woods apparently said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman (reportedly with New York socialite Rachel Uchitel). The argument got heated and she scratched his face up. Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV and said his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club."
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
O, but she'll keep her word.
Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence in't?
No, no! They do but jest, poison in jest; no offence i' the world.