Well, I cracked myself up, actually.
I was at the club recently, and over the course of my visit I noticed a fake-boobed blonde making several trips to the champagne room. I thought that was odd for dayshift. My favorite dancer sat with me and told me, "That's the whore. She tells guys 'Anything, including anal, for $150.'". My first thought was, "That's a bargain.". My second thought was, "Do you really want bargain anal?". Some things in life are worth paying more for.


Just remember to bring a rubber next time you go. Better yet bring two. You never know the day will come when the blond will come over and sell you on it.
Just wondering how old does this blond look? I knew a blond who worked on a street corner but she was very fat and old looking. No thanks, I'll pass. She did not even get a second glance from me. I don't even think you could pay me to do anal with her