My favorite dancer cracked me up

10/7/2009 1:11:08 AM

Well, I cracked myself up, actually.

I was at the club recently, and over the course of my visit I noticed a fake-boobed blonde making several trips to the champagne room. I thought that was odd for dayshift. My favorite dancer sat with me and told me, "That's the whore. She tells guys 'Anything, including anal, for $150.'". My first thought was, "That's a bargain.". My second thought was, "Do you really want bargain anal?". Some things in life are worth paying more for.

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samsung1

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15 years ago

Just remember to bring a rubber next time you go. Better yet bring two.
You never know the day will come when the blond will come over and sell you on it.

Just wondering how old does this blond look? I knew a blond who worked on a street corner but she was very fat and old looking. No thanks, I'll pass. She did not even get a second glance from me. I don't even think you could pay me to do anal with her

shadowcat

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15 years ago

I am not into anal. In fact I find it repulsive. I always have a condom in my pocket for those unexpected experiences.Have not had a need recently.

BaddJack

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15 years ago

I have just decided to re-name my garage band full of old-timers that used to be rockers (we really exist and rehearse about twice a month). New band name: Bargain Anal.

steve229

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15 years ago

In college our intramural hockey team's name was
"Rear Entry" until the university made us change it.

how

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15 years ago

Good band name, steve229. Of course, Led Zeppelin was ahead of the curve on this topic, with their album title "In Through the Out Door."

slickpeter

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15 years ago

Never will forget LZ ---- and when I go to a strip club I never ever forget my pockets full of condoms ------- in the main club I frequent there are a couple of dances who alsways have them ready for the paying customers

txtittyfan

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15 years ago

I am not sure how the price, bargain or not, would affect the quality.

potheadpl

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15 years ago

txtittyfan----I don't know if I want to be the fifth guy in that ass on a given day....

txtittyfan

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15 years ago

Probably not too much different than 5th in her pussy or mouth.

RickWood

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15 years ago

Txtittyfan,

I was thinking the same thing. Although I'm not gonna do any of the three without protection in a club.

I've found very few ITC that claimed to be willing to do anal, and have yet to find one I would consider actually taking them up on the offer.

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