Went to Mons Venus last night
potheadpl
Florida
All I can say is wow. Mons Venus is unlike any club I've ever visited, and I've gone to a lot of strip clubs.
I really can't describe what you're in for, if you haven't gone. Imagine a relatively small club PACKED with at least 50 dancers, all at least a 7 or higher, wandering the club and offering you full nude dances for $20. I got dances from a hot Polish girl, a smoking hot Peruvian girl with an excellent boob job, a blonde who looked like she could have been on Baywatch, and a couple of others who were way prettier than at the other clubs I visit.
However, I don't think I'll classify Mons as my favorite club. It's pretty business like. The place was so busy that there was really no time to gt to know the dancer. It's a lap dance assembly line. That's fine, but a couple of girls were so not into what they were doing that they wouldn't even look at me when they were in my lap.
Still, if you ever get to Tampa, Mons is a must-see. It's world-famous for a reason. And there is no bullshit upselling, because there's no champagne or VIP. The fact that it's non-smoking is a plus, too.
I really can't describe what you're in for, if you haven't gone. Imagine a relatively small club PACKED with at least 50 dancers, all at least a 7 or higher, wandering the club and offering you full nude dances for $20. I got dances from a hot Polish girl, a smoking hot Peruvian girl with an excellent boob job, a blonde who looked like she could have been on Baywatch, and a couple of others who were way prettier than at the other clubs I visit.
However, I don't think I'll classify Mons as my favorite club. It's pretty business like. The place was so busy that there was really no time to gt to know the dancer. It's a lap dance assembly line. That's fine, but a couple of girls were so not into what they were doing that they wouldn't even look at me when they were in my lap.
Still, if you ever get to Tampa, Mons is a must-see. It's world-famous for a reason. And there is no bullshit upselling, because there's no champagne or VIP. The fact that it's non-smoking is a plus, too.
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definitelynotgreenvegas----there are no private rooms, no. You sit on the upholstered bench that lines the room and get your lapper there. Two way contact is welcomed, however. Was it a bit weird groping some dancer's big fake boobs in full view of the room? Yeah. Did it stop me from doing so? Absolutely not. LOL
Scat, your favorite club is your favorite because of the attention you get and the extras provided. If I am not mistaken, you mentioned in a post a few months ago that your favs were in the 6-7 range. A club full of 6-7 is just not the same as a club full of 8-10's.
Wanna dance? Little to no small talk. Hot naked girls.
Elbow to elbow, leg to leg. Guys spectating. If you're bashful you're not going to enjoy.
Like the place, Nice change of pace. Have had many fun times here. Met a fave here, she's migrated to Vegas, and we still see each other 10 years later.
LOL...this reminds me of an old, defunct strip in RI on Federal Hill that was basically one big LD area. They had comfy chairs all over the place where LDs could be had, and a small LD room that even had a kind of balcony area where you could watch LDs being done. The looks on the guy's faces vs. the looks on the dancer's faces were priceless. Just another day at work for a stripper...ho-hum... :)
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