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Do it Again ... Most Lap Dances in a Row?

You go back, Jack, do it again – so what's your personal record for most consecutive lap dances with the same dancer?

30 comments

  • DandyDan
    15 years ago
    The most I remember is 8. This was one time at my favorite club when only one of my favorites was there, and it was either get one from her or go home. And I wasn't leaving.
  • shadowcat
    15 years ago
    I think that 8 is probably my max too. I find that I need to take a break after 4. I do not want to bust a nut early. I know a couple that can get me off in 2. Quote "I'm going to make you cum but I know that it is too early". Some times I wait too long and then cannot find a closer.
  • Ok wow do most of you guys cream inside your pants on a ld? My answer is 3 or 4 at the most, as I'm fucking her after those 3
  • CTQWERTY
    15 years ago
    Steve, a reason why I'd recommend The Hip Hugger (despite it's recent slide...)

    10, as in 10 dances in a row with the same gal. Why? Because obviously she's good-looking and a good dancer, plus Hugger dances are only $10 per song. And usually, if you buy ten, the gal will throw in #11 for free.

    Saw in a "Recent Review" which came in last night some Texas club has $5 dances.
  • arbeeguy
    15 years ago
    Ten in a row with a girl who was determined to make me cum. I finally did. Big waste of money. What's the big deal about cumming? Can do that anytime with a little warm soapy water and a half-decent porn flik. But I was frustrated that night - several girls had blown me off earlier in the afternoon/evening and I wasn't going to leave till I got jizz in my shorts. Oddly enough I stayed two more hours after that and had a blast. My luck flirting with the ladies did a complete turnaround. Was it cuz they noticed how long Kay-a-Lee-Ya and I were together? Incidentally, this was out in the main room (not in a private room) -- nobody interfered with us for our ten-songs-in-a-row. That was very nice. Very memorable. I'm a guy who normally gets ONE lap dance and occasionally two or three max. Except for that one night I have never had a desire to get more than three lap dances in a row. If it can't happen in 3 dances, it aint gonna happen.
  • BaddJack
    15 years ago
    Steely Dan? Really?

    I think I once did 7 or 8. I am certain that I did not ever do as many as 10.

    Girls DO talk about guys and long they can last.
  • steve229
    15 years ago
    Maybe clubs should post a warning - "If your erection lasts
    longer than 10 lap dances, seek medical attention"
  • Clubber
    15 years ago
    I remember it well. Ten, in Key West at the old Teasers. Back then, I recall the dances were $10 or $15.
  • gatorfan
    15 years ago
    I had a chmpagne dance at a club while ago which was like a half hour or somethign I dont know what that translates into dances.
  • BaddJack
    15 years ago
    My all-timer, and I was reminded of this by gatorfan, was when I did a "Limo Dance" in the Greater East St. Louis area. Years ago there was a fine club in Brooklyn, Ill. called The Platinum Club. One "dance" option was a Limo Dance. I went to the Platinum Club to collect a delinquent fee from a former client that, ahem, "danced" there. The place was like a bordello in the early 90s. Very high mileage, VIP rooms where the full menu was available, Hot Tub Dances, and the infamous Limo Dance. Cost was $300 for the ride, a $100 tip-out to the club, and whatever you could negotiate with the girl. The limo went to PT's in Sauget, a sister club, let the two of you out for a bit there, and then took the scenic route back to Brooklyn. Whole trip back took somewhere between 30 and 60 minutes. She let me opt for the full limo experience, as opposed to paying me the scratch she owed me. Between the serious close snuggling at PTs, the short drive there and the long drive back, it was probably 15 or 20 songs. We were alone in the limo. The driver had to have been pissed about the protein stains we left behind.
  • gatorfan
    15 years ago
    The most lap dances I ever heard announced overhead at my one club was 65. I heard that customer ended up doing close to 80 (counter person would overhead announce how many lap dances each song so girl and customer know).
  • CTQWERTY
    15 years ago
    Gator, even my most recent 10-dance gal at Hugger had to take a break to get some water. Took her half a song to do so, so the second half of that one I got for free. 80?!? How big was the guy & petite was the gal? Not to mention chafing... OR, at the end of 80 she demanded payment only to find out the guy was broke?
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    I did 4 in a row. First I did a 2fer1 and the she allowed me to do another 2fer1. Most clubs/girls in Columbus won't allow you to do back to back 2fer1 specials but this girl was willing to bend the rules.

    This is in Columbus where lap dances are $30 each.... If I lived some where that had $10 lap dances then I could have done 6 LDs for the same price.
  • steve229
    15 years ago
    CT - $10 lap dances? I have the feeling that would be the strip club equivalent of crack cocaine for me.
  • CTQWERTY
    15 years ago
    Steve, if only The Hugger was as good as it once was...

    Everytime I go in I long for "Renee from South Bend". She could vibrate, not shake, but vibrate her hips. On stage, on your lap, didn't matter. I finally got dances with her at the end of the evening and I still recall her rules for me as we stood in line for a chair: "You can touch me anywhere but my panties- DON'T FINGER ME LIKE A BOWLING BALL. And I can touch you anywhere." I had never considered fingering Renee, so I was kind of surprised. Though if you read my last visit's review, Renee probably knew more than I did.

    [The Hugger, when it's right, is your "Girls Gone Wild" kind of place; not the softcore porn, but rather the commercials one sees on TV (as in "I don't have a brain in my head but I know I look good so I'm just going to smile and show 'em off!!!"]

    That night I was going to buy 10 from Renee, except for she ran out of gas after 8 and said she had to stop. We wound up at the bar where she buried her head in my chest and apologized for not being able to continue on. Sadly, I've never seen her since. And yes, she was good-looking and, probably because she was a pro, had VERY little repetition in her dances despite doing 8 in a row.
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    haha steve the viagra parody was hilarious...I am going to share that joke next time I am at a SC
  • dallas702
    15 years ago
    15 - yes - 15 lap dances. 2002, at a nude club in Davenport, Iowa. It was not generally known for high mileage, but the club had VIP rooms (love seat and side tables, screened with vertical blinds) for $5 to the house (one $5 payment good for the whole night-wristband). They were running a special for $10 lappers (even in VIP they were supposed to keep a g-string on for private dances) and I teased a hot natural D-cup college age dancer about how many dances she could do.

    Well, her rent was due and she arrived late for work so she was willing to find out. We agreed on a "competition rate" of 3 for $20 and see how long she - or I could hold out. I wasn't expecting extras and I don't think she intended to go as far as she did, but by song 5 the g-string came off and before long she pulled out my equipment for a more direct effort. it was fun, but I tried too hard not to pop (hey, I'm not young and she was competitive - so I took the challenge). After about an hour of grinding, HJ, BBBJ, and lots more two-way contact, she was sweating and tired and admitted she had actually cum several times, plus I had reached the point I couldn't cum and it wouldn't go soft.

    She "admitted" defeat and then was about to go clean up without any money. Turns out, in the noise of the club, she thought our deal was "no pop - no pay". When I gave her $125 for her efforts I became instant hero. After she cleaned up she kept coming over to my table near the stage to sit in my lap and sending other dancers over to check out my (still extended) equipment. The DJ told her he had kept count and she was back there for 15 songs. The last hour I sat in the club, waiting for "something" to soften up so I could leave, was actually a bit uncomfortable.
  • lopaw
    15 years ago
    My max was 14, back in the day when my fave topless joint had $10 dances.
    That was one tired dancer.
  • gatorfan
    15 years ago
    CTQWRTY, I never saw who came out of the room but I do know what girl it was. I heard the final count was 78 at $30 a lap dance = $2340. I am guessing the guy had to take several restroom breaks, we're talking several hours in a 4 x 5 room with a girl at the ol' local jack joint (c)2009 TUSCL-BRO.
  • CTQWERTY
    15 years ago
    Gator, that's one hell of a lap dance bill! But then again, considering those lawsuit stories which surface every once in a while where $20k+ was wrung up on a guy's credit card, how on Earth could that sized charge be generated???

    That aside, sounds like the guy paid the bill. What would've happened had he not had the money? I wonder what club protocol for that is? I remember having a conversation with the "cash advance" gal at the Flight Club in Inkster, MI. She said they charge 20%. One's got to be a truly desperate guy to pay that...
  • mmdv26
    15 years ago
    Usually 5 or 6 max. A couple of months ago I did 12 with a new dancer who turned out to be lots of fun. I fell in love, we got married, had kids, I asked "how many was that". We had to get divorced. Slow-ass judge - that took 2 dances.
  • samsung1
    15 years ago
    I heard at a strip club in iowa they called the police when a guy walked out of the LD room without paying.

    http://obscurestore.typepad.com/obscure_…

    "A similar situation happened in Las Vegas a few years back. But..mManagement thugs twisted the patrons neck when he apparently wouldn't pay and he ended up a quadraplegic. Got a $10,000,000 court settlement. Still waiting for $9,000,000 of it. Will always be in a wheelchair.

    For anyone interested, it is the Kirk Henry case at the Crazy Horse Too."

  • judyjudy
    15 years ago
    I recently had a client do six in row. That was the most that I have been personally involved in. Now, i have seen some dancers spend upwards of a few hours with the same guy..........go figure
  • chandler
    15 years ago
    Nowadays, I rarely do more than 2 or 3. As a near-newbie, I often did 5-10 in a row. I honestly can't remember what I could have been thinking. What could possibly make dances 5 thru 10 so great that couldn't be experienced in the first 4? I've learned that just getting more of the same isn't what it's about.
  • scatterbrain
    15 years ago
    I'm a multiple dance kinda guy, but only with the right connection. And I usually do some calculating to figure out where the even payout might be, so if the dances are $20 per I might do 5 to get to an even $100. If they're $30 per, then maybe only three and still go with an even $100 (with a $10 tip since usually these tend to be a little higher mileage). It's not uncommon though to go up to about 8 (particularly if the dances are $25 each, for an even $200) if indeed the lady has gotten my attention in some special way and there is a nice fantasy connection happening. (judyjudy- when...? where...?)
  • gatorfan
    15 years ago
    At least the local guy probably got jacked off (maybe it took him a while to get an erection lol). I think some I read about one of those stories and I don't think the person even had sex for the $20K.
  • judyjudy
    15 years ago
    scatterbrain -just tell me whats on your mind hun
  • LoneLurker
    15 years ago
    Ten
  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    "The most lap dances I ever heard announced overhead at my one club was 65. I heard that customer ended up doing close to 80 (counter person would overhead announce how many lap dances each song so girl and customer know)."

    That must be the infamous Ruby & her "buy my dances now for OTC later" scam. It's crazy!

    "so what’s your personal record for most consecutive lap dances with the same dancer?"

    We've had this thread discussion before on here. Mine was 20+ (at $10/song) at the old L'Axe club in Montreal. She was a Chinese gal from Toronto & we "clicked"...she gave me multiple free LDs after the agreed-upon 20. Good times...
  • flguytampa21
    15 years ago
    I stop at 5, more than that and i need to be naked. Or just go for a Champagne room. The girl does her best work when she knows she is making champagne room money.
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