What is best thing a dancer told you she shouldn't have?

If they have a menu, I pass.

How much do you believe when a dancer tells you something about another dancer ------ I have heard it all ---- she is an addict, she is infected with herpes, aids, you name it --- she steals from customers ---- she is f**cking the manager --- she never pays the bouncer with cash - but with favors ---- etc. Please just give me a dance with the extras I desire

When it comes to dancers, actions speak louder than words.

I've been to the Admiral Theater, and unless things have changed greatly in Chicagoland, that not a very fun place. It was totally hands off and kair when I was there a few years ago.

I dont know anything a stripper ever told me of particular value like an inside stock tip, etc. When they say "Wanna Fuck" would be about the most valuable thing I've been told.

GK, I know what you are saying about the total air at the Admiral, but damn don't they have the prettiest girls there? I STILL remember one redhead from years ago. She certainly made an impression.

when they have a menu, the thrill and excitement of getting extras is gone. Also I have encountered ROBs using "menus" for the extras that pretty much all state the more money you spend the better mileage you get, which is NOT true.

I don't see what the big difference is between her saying "where we try to get you off" and "where we do get you off". Not that I would pay any attention to either. About the only thing I can think of along this line is when one dancer has warned me that another was a shameless slut, which a few times has turned out to be a helpful recommendation.

I've never understood why a dancer points to another attractive girl and says "She's a slut, horny all the time and will do anything for a buck, I'm not like that." Then the dancer seems to get a little upset when we wander over to the slut for dances. Duh?

She was pregnant.

I've had a girl tell me she was really a lesbian. I've seen plenty who were bisexual, and some were more on the lesbian side of being bi, but this particular lady was the only one who ever said she was a lesbian. I never got a dance from her.

All here are lesbians. I don't think any would prefer a man over a woman. :)

RickWood,
Had a conversation just like that the other night:

Her: See that guy leaving?
Me: Yes?
Her: He always wants sex.
Me: Oh?
Her: That’s why he always comes to see that girl.
Me: That girl over there?
Her: Yeah, she’s so nasty---hey, where are you going?

Her: You remember I don't do penetration, right?
Me: yes, I remember.
Her: well, are you gonna go straight for the penetration, or do you need a girl to fluff you first?

Her: Do you want to go back to the VIP again?
Me: No, I'm broke! Coming here can can get expensive!
Her: It's nothing compared with Crack.

Her: I never go all the way in the club.
Me: I respect your boundaries.
Her: I want to do it. [proceeds to give no-fee FS]

"Do see that dancer over there giving a guy head?"