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Dominican Carwash = Strip Club

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What this website doesn’t seem to reveal is that in the Dominican Republic, a car wash is a strip club. When you visit the strip club, you’ll soon realize that very few residents own a car. Those that do, cherish them and tend to clean them frequently. The main transportation is MoPeds. Even Uber drivers use MoPeds. So when…

MaywandMaywandContributor· 6 yrs ago 19 2

Strip Clubs: How to Get The Bang Out of Your Buck

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Here are a few rules that I follow to make the most of my experience when I go out to look at some fresh hooch. Number one, do not get a private dance within the first 30 minutes of being inside the club. Walk around and get a feel for each girl you see. Check out a few stage shows…

jpwsnoosejpwsnooseContributor· 6 yrs ago 10 14

A Night to Remember

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“A Night to Remember” With apologies to Walter Lord for his book and Shalimar for his song, I had a night to remember which involved me, an unassuming 69 year old pathetic loser at that time, Andy, a 29 year old full time stripper, full time drug addict, and part time hooker; Cy, a high school friend of Andy’s who was…

gawkergawkerVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 13 8

The East London Strip Club Scene

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There are few really great places to see naked ladies in London that are anywhere near as much fun as they were 15 years ago. With a couple of exceptions, air dances are common, expensive upsells are frequent and genuine fun frustratingly rare. The least friendly atmosphere I've experienced has been at the club that has in the past offered…

knownassteveknownassteveContributor· 6 yrs ago 23 5

How to meet up with TUSCLers, A Guide!

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TUSCL has members from all over the USA, some members are so synonymous with the region/city they club in; shadowcat in Atlanta, lopaw in LA, Papi in Miami, Rick Dugan in Jacksonville, skibum in Providence, Subra in SF, Rogertex in Austin the list goes on and on. Maybe you thought to yourself, "How do I rub elbows with some of…

MuddyMuddyElite Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 10 8

How a Strip Club Amateur Night Changed My Life

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The year was 2013. I was 18 and had only recently lost my virginity to a long-time boyfriend. I was a nerd/tomboy (albeit one with great T&A), rarely wore makeup, and had zero fashion sense. The last word I would ever use to describe myself was “sexy.” I was always envious of women who…

rhiannon529rhiannon529Contributor· 6 yrs ago 54 11

My First Strip Club Visit

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I would like to tell my experience of my first visit to a strip club. It was 3 years back when I was 23 and me and my friends decided to visit a strip club on a fine summer evening when we were dining at a restaurant in downtown St. Louis. We searched for clubs in the area and surprisingly…

yupidomayupidomaContributor· 6 yrs ago 17

SeekingArrangement.com, A Sage Speaks

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All your life, you may have wondered how do I reign in these hungry hoes on seekingarrangement.com? How do I bag these begging bitches? Wonder no more, because a master pussy guru guiding light conquerer has just busted through the door. I am here now to rescue you from your mothers basement. Take my hand now as we venture forth,…

MuddyMuddyElite Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 7 6

First Strip Club Experience

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Had never been to a strip club before. This was my first experience.... Miami, Florida. Was sitting at a hooters watching an NFL game and getting drunk with the guy next to me. We start talking and he tells me he is an investor. Just made like 30 grand on some amazing stocks and was was trying to get me in…

BobbySwoleBobbySwoleContributor· 6 yrs ago 22

The Day I found out my ATF was a Man

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I should have known.... The hints, the signs, they were all there.... I should have noticed..... We’ve known each other for years, she was athletic, very athletic and I’m into the athletic type. I thought it was a fit for me. We would play one on one in basketball and often times she would dunk over me, I didn’t know any girl that…

MuddyMuddyElite Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 5 3
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