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# El Escorpión Elena likes most to fuck at night, late, after dinner, drinks and copious amounts of marijuana. She calls herself by her full name, and I always wind up using Nena for short. It was our second night exploring the City of Mexico, and we found ourselves out a hip, packed downtown nightclub in the wee hours of the morning,…

After I made a midnight run on my ATF/sugar baby, the dynamic between she and I changed in 3 major ways. First of all I now knew where she lived. Her community is quiet, her neighbors like her, she keeps a tight house, her sprinter van was well kept, she really knows what she's doing. She has a lot of…

Some of us really, truly, enjoy the job. It’s not often, but every so often I’ll come across a guest who seems insistent on emphasizing that “I shouldn’t be here” or, who says something along the lines of “Oh, you’re just trying to get money out of me”. Neither of those statements are wholly true, and one is more false…

The night of my audition, i pulled up to the club i wanted to work at. I sat in my car for 10 minutes watching people go in and out of the club. “Am i really about to do this?” i went inside and i walked around the corner to be greeted by a man shorter than I, “can i…

There’s something undeniably American about the strip club. It’s a strange, sordid blend of capitalism, lust, and the pursuit of the human experience in its rawest, unfiltered form. It’s a place where men (and women) come to spend their hard-earned cash, trying to find some form of satisfaction in the chaos of life. But there’s a certain magic to it. You…

I read numerous reviews where guys have been ripped off at a strip club. However, all of these guys have done some bone headed stuff and acted really naive. Seriously, guys, y'all have to have a bit of street smarts, man. 1. NEVER use a credit card in a strip club. These places are often mafia money laundering operations. It's…

Strip club patrons and strippers are cast by people outside it in a few stock archetypes. The men are romantically inept, sexist, desperate or dangerous. The women are victims, feminazis, needing validation or gyrating through broken hearts and dreams. And those stock archetypes are bullshit. Hardcore clubbers and club staff know that if they’re smart and honest. This little #NoDiddy…

Dos OTCs in TJ This article will cover two OTCs in TJ , one in La Zona and one outside La Zona, as well as a quick comparison to prior OTCs stateside. The 2 TJ OTCs took place during a recent visit to TJ in late February. Please check out my accompanying reviews of Hong Kong club, Bar Tropical and…

The Art of Influence: How Not to Be a Simp in a Strip Club I don’t care how salty you are about a past experience—maybe you got played, maybe you thought she was your second wife (which, bro, break up with the first one first). Either way, if you’re walking into a club and losing control, you’re doing it wrong. This isn’t…

I have come to realize that the strip club is a dying industry. I think that there have been such drastic changes in our culture that the clubs will not survive another generation. The industry is fighting against changing times, and the high tech solution is not really an option. Clubs can use social media to promote themselves but for…