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I can’t post this as a club review because the club doesn’t have a page in this site. (32.7742941, -83.6602024) The club is a somewhat large standalone building. One side of the parking lot had massive potholes. The club was not not notably dirty or clean, just older / sort of dingy. Most of the patrons were black. I saw 1-2…

It began, as all true American horror stories do, with a text that came in during the witching hour: “She took the dog.” That was it. No punctuation. No context. Just those four words, carved into my phone like a ransom note from Hell. My old friend Danny—journalist, bourbon enthusiast, and optimist by mental defect—had finally joined the ranks of the divorced.…

I'll admit right up from that this write-up has some characteristics of a review, but since it doesn't dwell on any single establishment I'm offering it up as an article. Now, I've never thought or even heard of Geneva, Switzerland, as a mongering destination. I still don't think of it that way, but I've found that sexual pleasure can be had…

When people talk about global adult entertainment hubs, they often highlight famous destinations like Tijuana, Colombia, Brazil, Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic, Germany, the Netherlands, Thailand, or the Philippines. These places are well-known for their relaxed approach to adult entertainment and their established sex work scenes. However, there’s a lesser-known destination that often flies under the radar: **Toronto, Canada**. For hobbyists…

I'm sure I'm the only one this has ever happened to. I went to a strip club, had my eye on a stripper, and another stripper walked up to me and asked me if I'd like a lapdance. And while we're playing things-that-didn't-happen-for-$200, maybe she told me in a seductive voice what a lapdance with her would be like, including…

I've read so many reviews where PLs go, "Man, I spent an hour in the club, but none of the hot girls ever asked me for a dance, only the ugly ones." I'm flabbergasted by that. It's really not a complicated problem to solve. Honestly, this can be just one sentence: *Tell the hot chicks* you want a dance from them.…

This is a continuation of my Good, Bad, Naughty, Ugly and Weird (GBNUW) article focused entirely on Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Street Theater (MBOT) in San Francisco. Mitchell Brothers closed in 2020 during the pandemic, but is responsible for many strip club innovations (including the lap dance) and their proliferation. Playboy dubbed MBOT the “place to go in San Francisco!”, and…

This is my second Good, Bad (Naughty), Ugly and Weird (GNUW) article. These musings are highlights and lowlights from my 30-year patronage of strip clubs and include observations about what makes these places irresistible and what could make these experiences even better. Each topic in the title will be addressed, but not necessarily in the order listed. Today I am…

This article is not so much for those that came over on Noah's ark and been doing this for a 100 years as it is for the newbies and those needing a refresher course after some bone headed mistakes. So if you are experienced lighten up and remember when you first started 😁 Alright mongers, let's talk SC etiquette. It's…

Medellín has a reputation that precedes it. Talk to any seasoned traveler or nightlife junkie, and they’ll tell you the city isn’t just about mountains, cable cars, and coffee tours. The real action starts after dark — and if you know where to look, it’s a playground unlike anywhere else. I spent a week bouncing between clubs, swiping Tinder, and checking…