I found myself in Paris, France, for a few days, and as always the first thing to do is check out the entertainment options. In Europe strip clubs are usually not the optimal path, but unfortunately in France prostitution is not legal. There are of course girls advertising on various websites, but reports indicate that quality is difficult to come by, so making a shortlist and fielding available time slots with a busy girl while also juggling work co-travelers would be a headache.
To the rescue: the vibrant Parisian Chinese massage parlor scene.
You can literally walk around any random street in Paris and bump into a little massage parlor. There are dozens of them and they all consist of a single shopfront covered in colorful signage that doesn't allow you to see inside, with a bright "Massage" sign and a doorbell. They all seem to follow the same 10am-9pm opening times. Anything tastefully decorated with an actual glass front is probably a legit massage place to avoid. Some of them have the door unlocked if at least one girl is free so you can walk right in, others you ring the bell and someone opens for you. Every one of them will have 1-2 Chinese girls available. If you don’t like the one that answers the door you can ask if anyone else is available and if none strike your fancy you can just leave. Do note that these are generally cute 30something 6s and not supermodels, so expectations should be kept in check, though some pleasant surprises do exist. They all have an above-board massage menu that you select from and pay at the reception, and then negotiate the fun stuff with the girl in the room.
I ended up visiting two places, one at 15 Av. Reille, 75014, and the other at 8 Rue Ste-Beuve, 75006.
At both I went with the half hour Chinese massage at 40 Euros. Their price-lists also indicated one hour sessions and other massage variations I didn’t try. Keep in mind that their english (or even french) is fairly limited. You are then taken to a small room with low lighting and a mattress on the floor with a paper cover, where you are left to strip naked and lay face down until the girl returns.
At the first place the girl (in a kind of babydoll nighty) gave a decent effort at the massage at first before asking me to turn around after 10 minutes or so. A quick negotiation over google translate landed us on a blowjob for 50 Euros. She slid her panties off for some light fingering and even climbed over me for some 69 eventually, before I exploded in her mouth. She honorably held the fort until I was fully done and then went to the bathroom to spit.
At the second place the girl would only offer a handjob for 50 after the initial massage. Thankfully she was legitimately very good looking (a late-20s 8 at least) and really into kissing, and she pulled down her nighty for some nipple play, so we ended up just heavily making out while she jerked me off.
Paris is perhaps not the best hobby destination compared to other EU countries, but if you find yourself there then the sheer convenience of the parlor setup makes it a pretty fun experience. Being able to just pop in a door while walking home from work in the evening to get drained by a tiny asian cutie without even changing your route by more than a street or two must be nice.
