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It was a great ride for many years. At first, I didn't even live in Houston, but moved there about 12 years ago. Over the course of 30 years, I focused on paying (and sometimes REALLY paying) visits to 5 clubs -- Treasures, Centerfolds, the Trophy Club (closed now), St. James, and Splendor. When I first…

Below I'll give a quick ranking of the top 5 clubs in the Hoosier state that reflect the current situation of things the best I can. Clubs change a lot, and not every day is the same, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, "top" is a very loose word here considering there aren't many more than…

In a previous article, I lamented my lack of business travel during the pandemic, and hence my lack of clubbing opportunities. So perhaps like others, I have been watching more porn lately. And one of the types of porn I like is cum swapping. I think it is very sexy to see two (or more) hot girls passing a…

I have been clubbing for decades and have figured out how to get the experience I am looking for. I hope this article will elp you more reliably find clubs that will give you the experiences you are looking for. There are basically 3 types of strip clubs: 1. Las Vegas style- these tend to be larger clubs with big,…

My friends and I are from Buffalo, NY... and when we were 19 and it was my buddy's 19th birthday (he is a late baby in December), we decided to go to Canada, where the legal drinking age is 19. Nonetheless, we headed up there, and my other idiot friend had walking directions from the hotel we were going to…

The rules and norms are different in every locale, but we've all experienced it... the bad lap dance. She didn't make eye contact. She seemed checked out. Maybe she was even chewing gum and thinking about taking care of that pile of laundry back home. Her actions were mechanical. The last thing on her mind was taking care of…

Sorry for the delay my fellow mongers. I've been back for a month and been working on this report about my trip to Colombia. I've been busy as hell with work and life,but it is finally complete. Your lasagna loving, fat cat is back in the good ole USA. I had a good time in Colombia but I…

(Expanded from 80 to triple-ones, with some good new content) On strippers and clubbing in general… 1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it. 2. She might like you as a person, but she doesn’t love you. This is her way of paying the bills. You. Are. A. Customer. 3. Be a normal human fucking being to…

When I first started dancing, I worked at a low end gentlemen’s club in the suburbs. The boss had faced recent legal trouble, so she was strict- no giving up your phone number, no touching anything your bikini covered and absolutely no extras. They used to fire girls on the spot for every accidental brushing something during a lap…