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Noches de Brujas Tijuana 2022/ Halloween 2022 TJ

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Hello everyone, it is time for yet another review from your Lasagna loving pal Garfield. Today, I will bring you my time in one of my favorite sex-caetion spots, Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico. I’ve been to Amsterdam, Medellin, Cartagena, Bogota, Panama City Panama but to me nothing is Tijuana. I have heard from several people that Tijuana during Halloween/Day of…

Garfield84Garfield84Elite Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 79 3

A tale of 2 ATFs…2.5

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So i was one that laughed at the ‘suckers’ with ATFs. I literally did. My thought was, how and why??? Like there are literally 100s of chicas. Then early this year, i repeated with a chica I met and went arriba with last year. (She’s on one of my reviews) I literally avoided her at HK every time I…

GreanbeansGreanbeansVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 10

Cartagena: The Good, the Bad, the Impoverished. .

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Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done) So I decided to…

Garfield84Garfield84Elite Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 20 10

Trusty ole’ Medellin

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In early October, I made a brief trip to Medellin, Colombia. I made this trip because I was going to Cartagena for the very first time. So in anticipation of the land unknown, I felt the need to stop in trusty ole’ Medellin for a guaranteed good time. Medellin is a good time 7 days a week.…

Garfield84Garfield84Elite Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 18 6

Wham Bam Thank You Cam

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I have mentioned before that some of my strip clubbing and other in-person mongering activities have been replaced in recent years with a growing affinity for Internet porn. This happened, in part, because I wasn’t able to travel as much on business during the pandemic. I have never been one to shit where I eat. So I try to keep…

newmarknewmarkElite Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 1 1

Top 5 clubs in Southwest Florida

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To begin, this is a subjective list based on where i have visited and my experiences, and mine alone. It is based upon girls looks, value, experiences, etc. I will begin with a list of all of the club's I have been to, then will have a countdown list of my favorites over the past 12 to 18 months. Clubs visited:…

Willy215Willy215Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 88 2

Midnight Delight with My Crème de la Crème

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Last night I suddenly found myself awake, remembering what was, by far, the most delicious sexual experience of my life. I have known for a very long time that this particular event was stellar, the pinnacle of my sexual life, but I had not stopped and thought about it for years. In many ways, the pinnacle of my sexual life…

reverendhornibastardreverendhornibastardElite Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2

Back in the Saddle Again!

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It’s now been two and a half months since I completed radiation therapy for my prostate cancer. I am pleased to report that, in more ways than one, I am finally back in the saddle again. First of all, Mrs. Hornibastard has been a real trooper, just as she has always been. She waited patiently for my libido to…

reverendhornibastardreverendhornibastardElite Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 4

Tijuana Prices

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I have been keeping track of the mongering prices in Tijuana. From what I understand, a couple of years ago it cost $60-$70 to take a girl upstairs to a hotel room at HK, AB, CC, and BT (For the newbies, I'm respectively referring to Hong Kong, Adelita, Chicago Club, and Tropical Bar - aka The Big Four clubs of…

OPIllini96OPIllini96Veteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 47 9

How to get a Dominatrix in the strip club.

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Pay a dancer a nominal amount to sit and talk for a few minutes. Most will ask why are here or ask for a dance.. Be honest and say I’m interested in a VIP but I want to give you a message and lick and play with your feet. now you’re either going to get a yes, no…

Heaven-sentHeaven-sentContributor· 3 yrs ago 18 3
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