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Pay a dancer a nominal amount to sit and talk for a few minutes. Most will ask why are here or ask for a dance.. Be honest and say I’m interested in a VIP but I want to give you a message and lick and play with your feet. now you’re either going to get a yes, no…

A recently released racial dot map of the USA off the 2020 census I think is pretty fascinating look at America and for our purposes America in strip clubs. https://www.arcgis.com/apps/mapviewer/index.html?webmap=30d2e10d4d694b3eb4dc4d2e58dbb5a5 Not everyone looking for the same things strip club wise, but knowing certain things can help guide you to the types of strip clubs, strippers you are looking for. I've…

Over the years I’ve seen guys have good and bad experiences. In my own personal experience early on I also definitely did not know everything and still don’t; however, I’ve discovered some helpful tips when it comes to making the most of your club experience. In this article I plan to lay out some of the best steps to ensure…

Covid created an unusual dynamic at strip clubs. Dancers who would normally not give you the time of day started offering to give you their phone number to get together outside of the club (OTC). There are many things to consider before hooking up with a dancer OTC. I have done it many times, and here are a few do's…

I went to my first strip club right before the pandemic, which was either a bad or a good thing depending on how you look at it. It was definitely a bummer being cut off from a newfound hobby, but at the same time perhaps good for me to slow my roll a bit. Over the past couple months as things…

A lot of us, including myself, have had encounters with women that unfortunately lacked good personal hygiene practices. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to shame the women. If I was spinning around on a pole, I would likely be sweating and a bit foul also. However, once I get a whiff of it, the mood is completely gone…

Flat ass? More like Pancakes than Pillows? All bones no booty? Very common issue that prevents all dancers across America from earning a living wage. I, growing up have been called fat ass many a time, called an ugly drunk asshole even more so in some ways you could say I embody the fatass metaphorically inside and out. All that…

This is something of a Part II to Greenbeans article, “When in Santiago de Chile…Café con piernas” (https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58497). Note that Greenbeans speaks fluent English, Spanish, and Charm. I swear there is a wanted poster of him in the girl’s locker room of every Chilean club (and a few of the TJ clubs) that reads, “WANTED For a Good Time and…

MEET #1: After being a Tuscl member for nearly 1 year, I had my 1st meeting with another Tuscl member at Bare Elegance-LAX. This was unusual in that I met a female customer member- Lopaw. We both exchanged PM's to set up Saturday afternoon club meet at Bare Elegance during one of my several LAX area trips. I already knew from…

I was in Santiago Chile, hanging out with a fellow monger. We went to a few strip clubs which were a total waste of time. We went to what is known as “coffee with legs.” There I met a very hot lady that my fluent Spanish speaking fellow monger had picked out for me and paved the way. Four sessions…