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In my relatively short time as a PL at strip clubs, I'm kind of surprised I haven't run into more... uh, let's call them "reality-impaired" strippers. I'm pleased to say that most of the ladies I've spent time with in clubs seem to have been reasonably grounded, if not always the best decision-makers. Granted, I haven't been going…

This article is probably among the least amusing or enjoyable you’re likely to find on TUSCL  On the other hand, since almost all TUSCL readers are male and since a high proportion of males will eventually encounter prostate problems (if they live long enough), I hope you will find this helpful.   I was recently diagnosed as having prostate cancer and…

I remember the days when Heartbreakers in Bloomfield was THE place to be. I was such a regular that Joey used to let me stay after hours and I would routinely drive the girls home for free just to get in their good side.When I say anything goes at Heartbreakers I mean ANYTHING. Not only was it a sure…

Remember the “Pepsi Challenge?” This was an advertising gimmick employed by Pepsi Cola in its battle for supremacy with Coca Cola. It involved people taste-testing Pepsi and Coke without knowing in advance which was which. Pepsi expected that their product would be preferred over Coke.   Long ago, when Mrs. Hornibastard III was still my live-in girlfriend, her budding exhibitionism and…

I’ve been waiting to write this article for some time now and tonight is the night. Tonight, I am on fire. I have been wondering some things as I venture in and out of the strip clubs not just domestically, but now internationally. Sex and sexual things is my vice. Some people like to gamble, drink or smoke.…

I know a lot of you PLs are seasoned veterans, but I'm relatively new to the strip club scene. I figured why not relive my first time at a SC and then maybe I'll get to read some of yours. In the summer of 2016 I found myself in Toledo, Ohio, looking through thrift and record stores for vinyl, when…

I had never been into massages. I thought they were a waste of money and only for sissies. I was never interested in a stranger rubbing their hands all over me at one of those Massage Envy places. I highly doubted there was anything a masseuse at a massage shop could do that would relieve me of stress and…

ADVENTURES OF KUNTMAN (A not-so-short story of TUSCL villains, victims and heroes) Faster than an escaped goat from San José... More powerful than an untreated herpes infection... Able to derail entire threads with a single post... Look! Up in the sky! It’s a dead fish... It’s a rotten head of cabbage... It’s Kuntman! Yes, it’s Kuntman! Strange visitor from another planet who came to…

In my limited time as a PL I have only had the pleasure of hitting a few clubs in the local area. This website has helped me to maximize my strip clubbing time and budget. Being fairly new to the game I’ve gone the free agent route when it came to the majority of my clubbing. Each…