Eleven Tips for Higher Mileage
oldCALIFORNIAguy
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Take a shower, shave, and put on clean clothes before you go to the club.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Wear soft smooth, loose fitting clothing without buckles. I like to wear soft gym pants without underwear for a better feel and it has gotten several hands down my pants to check my authenticity.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Empty your front pockets of anything except cash. Especially keys.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Be a gentleman! No lady, not even a tramp stamped stripper really enjoys being treated like a piece of meat or your sex slave unless you are engaging in mutual role play.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Don’t grope and grab! Caress her skin gently and she’ll purr like a kitten for you. She’ll usually offer her tits and ass to you eagerly when she understands that you will treat them with respect and admiration.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Don’t bite or lick unless invited to do so. She’ll rub her tits all over your face as soon as she realizes you won’t bite her nipples off and maybe even tell you to suck her nipples if you’re too well behaved.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Compliment her. Be creative, and above all, be gracious. Don’t just say ‘you have nice tits,’ instead; describe how lovely her pouting and pendulous breasts look and how marvelous they feel when she brushes against your face. Tell her about her skin; compare her to a Renoir master piece or a Greek statue of Aphrodite. Get my drift? You get more flies with honey.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Take her hand and gently kiss it.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Tell her how good it makes you feel when she touches you. Tell her how much you are enjoying her company.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Tell her that you will treasure the memory of these minutes for the rest of your life and then say “may I have a second dance”?</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Above all; tip well!</li>
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last commentAlso if she comes up asking "wanna dance?" act interested and curious about the VIP. Tell her you are trying to find a girl to take VIP with you and she'll try her best to convince you. Look at it as you are trying to test drive before you buy the VIP room.
This will be much better than if you say "um.. maybe we can do the next 2fer1 together"...sure she'll come back during the next 2fer1 announcement but she is not going to be as motivated...
^^^ This is assuming the club you are in actually has the $200-300 VIP rooms.
These are pretty solid. I would add that you should try to be "real" as much as possible. Trying to be suave if that is not your style will make you look phony. If being funny is your best quality, then be funny. Laughter lowers inhibitions and will endear you to girls who get lots of "lines" from other guys. I would also let her see how you treat other dancers, shot girls, and servers during those initial conversations. If you tip them, compliment them, and treat them with respect, you are giving a preview of how you will be with her, thus making it more likely that she will offer more fun during dances.
Or just go to Detroit! If you're a decent guy with predictable expectations the women of Motown will happily roll with you.
DD, don't get too close to her...she might think you are a "decent guy" who wouldn't want high mileage... let her know you are DTF and she will increase the mileage to help her upsell. Just be patience..not every visit to a SC will you find a stripper willing to go high mileage on her first night with you.
Hmm, don't forget the candy and flowers. Personally, I find that Shakespearean sonnets work well also, but of course some people may prefer poetic quotes from Keats or Lord Byron ;)
What a waste of time. They either do extras or they don't. Doesn't matter who you are or what you do.
i fugure if she sticks her tits in your face, then she is not going to complain if you get a mouthfull. just be gentle as tits are usually sensitive. that being said one of my ATFs likes to have her nipples tugged and nipped (says it makes her really wet).. i just try to follow the lead from the dancer.
Soft gym shorts with no underwear....that is just too weird for me.
Wearing sweatpants in a strip club is disrespectful to say the least (and it's generally not allowed in more upscale clubs, anyway buddy)