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oldCALIFORNIAguy

<div style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">I&rsquo;m an older guy who travels for business and has been going to clubs for only about a year. In that short time, there are a few bits of advice that I have learned through my experiences around the country that I would like to offer as being very important to maintaining a pretty high mileage average:</div>
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<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Take a shower, shave, and put on clean clothes before you go to the club.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Wear soft smooth, loose fitting clothing without buckles. I like to wear soft gym pants without underwear for a better feel and it has gotten several hands down my pants to check my authenticity.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Empty your front pockets of anything except cash. Especially keys.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Be a gentleman! No lady, not even a tramp stamped stripper really enjoys being treated like a piece of meat or your sex slave unless you are engaging in mutual role play.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Don&rsquo;t grope and grab! Caress her skin gently and she&rsquo;ll purr like a kitten for you. She&rsquo;ll usually offer her tits and ass to you eagerly when she understands that you will treat them with respect and admiration.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Don&rsquo;t bite or lick unless invited to do so. She&rsquo;ll rub her tits all over your face as soon as she realizes you won&rsquo;t bite her nipples off and maybe even tell you to suck her nipples if you&rsquo;re too well behaved.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Compliment her. Be creative, and above all, be gracious. Don&rsquo;t just say &lsquo;you have nice tits,&rsquo; instead; describe how lovely her pouting and pendulous breasts look and how marvelous they feel when she brushes against your face. Tell her about her skin; compare her to a Renoir master piece or a Greek statue of Aphrodite. Get my drift? You get more flies with honey.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Take her hand and gently kiss it.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Tell her how good it makes you feel when she touches you. Tell her how much you are enjoying her company.</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Tell her that you will treasure the memory of these minutes for the rest of your life and then say &ldquo;may I have a second dance&rdquo;?</li>
<li style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Above all; tip well!</li>
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