Hygiene...why is this so tough for some guys?
skeets35
Tacoma, WA
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Is that an oxymoron?<br />
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When I was last in my regular club, I had a conversation about with a couple of ladies about what they hate. Universally, they mention bad hygiene and guys who wear gym shorts. Both these things were really foreign to me, so we chatted further about it.<br />
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They told me they hate guys who small bad, who clearly don't use deodorant or, God forbid, smell like they have not wiped their ass.<br />
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I was stunned.<br />
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guys, first rule of getting attention in a strip club is look and smell nice (and flash a shit load of money). A simple hint, if you can't grab a shower, is keep a little sample size cologne in your car, three pumps into your hands then rub it on your neck and cheeks (face, come on now!), then rub your hand in your crotch. The ladies will feel comfortable with you, and it will make your time for fun for all of you.<br />
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Next, cotton gym shorts work great if you are in 7th grade PE, but in a club in smacks of pervert. Now, don't get me wrong, there are some girls who will like this, but not many. Dress for where you are going, a tie and sports coat gets lots of attention, but even walking shorts and golf attire shows you want to look casual, but nice. <br />
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Spend a couple of minutes thinking about look and scent, it makes the SC trip more fun for you and your lady.<br type="_moz" />
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i've seen guys that work as mechanics still wearing they're greasy oily work clothes come into clubs and some dancers actually giving them close contact dances or sitting on their laps.. ugh. i make a note to avoid those dancers that night and in the future. i expect any dancer that i spend money on to be clean just like i am.
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As to hygiene, I ALWAYS take care of that on EVERY way! Too BAD ALL dancers don't look after their hygiene. I've encountered a few who have not!
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<span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Come on now...you've got to be kidding us here...cotton shorts <b>and</b> a button-down shirt??</span></span><span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"> I've worn shorts to a strip club plenty of times, but not with a <i>dress shirt</i>...because it would <u>look silly</u>.</span></span> <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/omg_smile.gif" alt="" /><br type="_moz" />
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Granted, never tried gym shorts, but I actual had a stripper tell me one time to wear more accessible clothes. I find shorts, if allowed in the club, to be a great article of clothing for easy access and more importantly, depending on the club, ability to easily hide certain activities. <br />
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But again, depends on the club, the type of girls and the clientele. However, I agree with skeets that hygiene should always be practiced and that goes for both girl and guy at the club. But I think dress is arbitrary. I've seen many a hot dancer head back with the baller that looks like he came straight from the court. So, she may not like it, but she passed me up for him because he threw a couple dollars her way. There is one for everyone is what I figure. <br type="_moz" />