Hygiene...why is this so tough for some guys?
skeets35
Tacoma, WA
Sunday, August 29, 2010 5:11 PM
This may sound strange, but I am not a pervert...but I like to go to strip clubs and see providers.<br />
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Is that an oxymoron?<br />
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When I was last in my regular club, I had a conversation about with a couple of ladies about what they hate. Universally, they mention bad hygiene and guys who wear gym shorts. Both these things were really foreign to me, so we chatted further about it.<br />
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They told me they hate guys who small bad, who clearly don't use deodorant or, God forbid, smell like they have not wiped their ass.<br />
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I was stunned.<br />
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guys, first rule of getting attention in a strip club is look and smell nice (and flash a shit load of money). A simple hint, if you can't grab a shower, is keep a little sample size cologne in your car, three pumps into your hands then rub it on your neck and cheeks (face, come on now!), then rub your hand in your crotch. The ladies will feel comfortable with you, and it will make your time for fun for all of you.<br />
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Next, cotton gym shorts work great if you are in 7th grade PE, but in a club in smacks of pervert. Now, don't get me wrong, there are some girls who will like this, but not many. Dress for where you are going, a tie and sports coat gets lots of attention, but even walking shorts and golf attire shows you want to look casual, but nice. <br />
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Spend a couple of minutes thinking about look and scent, it makes the SC trip more fun for you and your lady.<br type="_moz" />
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