Grading Strippers - Scorecard 101

8/2/2010 8:41:31 AM

How to assess a stripper?  
 
Sounds easy.  Rate her out of 10 based on Looks, Costume, Performance and Personality. 
 
But Looks covers quite a lot: face, hairstyle, tits, ass, kitty and legs.  Each one of these is an important sub-category in itself.  We don't wanna get caught up in too much detail, either. 
 
So better roll all the Looks elements into one called Total Physical Appeal (TPA).  Spend as much - or as little - time as you wish on the six individual components.  But grade her TPA out of 10. 
 
Costume is subjective. She should wear enough to make the strip interesting, yet not so much that her best bits aren't obvious.  Grade out of 10 accordingly. 
 
Performance is easier. Did her strip meet your minimum standard of commitment and delivery? Grade out of 10 accordingly. 
 
Personality?  A key factor.  A stripper can look drop-dead gorgeous.  But if she comes across bored and indifferent, forget it.  Likewise, a less stunning lady  can engage with her audience to make a big impression.  Another 10 points on offer here. 
 
By now your scorecard is adding up, maybe something like this: 
TPA 7 
Costume 8 
Performance 8 
Personality 9 
 
-- 32/4 = 8 
 
Any advance on eight?

7 comments

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Dudester

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14 years ago

Think of the stripper/customer scenario as like a movie or concert. How did it open ? Therefore, looks and personality tie in at the same time. So, if she's a looker and her approach to you isn't like a rampaging elephant in a china shop, I'll let her stay. At this point, it becomes a personality thing. Can she hold a conversation with me ? Can she feign interest in me well enough for me to let her stay ? 
 
Now, we move on to the lap dance. If her approach is childish and reckless, she's only getting one dance out of me, if I don't stop her first. If her dance is slow and sensual, things will proceed. If she's actually enjoying our lapper and compliments me on how I suck her nipples, or offers me the Y and she really likes that, we're moving on to VIP and/or OTC. So, 
 
Looks: 
Personality: 
Lapdance:

Prim0

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14 years ago

Perhaps we should select some images of women to use as standards for scores on the TPA scale.  This might help us all to standardize scores.

shadowcat

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14 years ago

Several years ago I tried to get acceptance on here for shadowcat's "Pecker scale". It was a 30 point scale. Dancers were rated in 3 categories with 10 points maximum for each. The categories were appearance, personality and dances. Any combined rating over 23 was HOT. My system flopped because the guys could not agree on which was the most important trait. Most thought that the dance should have carried more weight. I gave up the idea.

wallanon

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14 years ago

Costume probably should roll under one of the other three. Basically agree with the three shadowcat said in theory, but probably would not have been as keen on "pecker" in the name.

Dudester

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14 years ago

I like SC's scale too.

inno123

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14 years ago

Costume is not that big a factor.  I would prefer what I would call the 4 Ps: 
 
Physical.  Is her face and body of physically attractive.  Ther are opinions on physical attractiveness, but also some universal standards too. 
Presentation.  This includes hair, makeup, nails, scent (or lack thereof) and clothes. 
Performance.  How does she move on stage, while in the club, and during the private dance. 
Personality.  Her attitude both on stage and dealing personally.

rl27

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14 years ago

I have been tweaking my stripper scale for years and the following seems to work very well. I don't care about her stage dancing skill, so I don't rate that I have four factors on a scale of 1-10 as follows.

All are on a scale of 1 - 10, then weighted as follows. 
Personality: 10 
Face: 15 
Body: 30 
Lapdance: 45
So to get the rating I multiply each scale by the weighting factor and divide by 100.

The one change I made recently is to skew the rating towards a hot dancer who gives a great lap dance. So if her body rates below a 9 I drop the weighting to 20. I reserve 9 and 10's in lap dances to exceptional ones that make me come back again and again, so if the dance is under 9, I drop the weighting to 40, and if below a 7 I drop the weighting to 35.

Any with a score of 7 or higher gets repeats depending on who's working. Any 8 and higher is usually extremely good, and hence usual one of my favorites.

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