the ultimate strip club list

I'm not really sure what's going on here but this is one of the most inconsistent clubs I've ever been to. This was probably my 5th or 6th time here and the vibe is…

I use the Seeking website, I think there are others though. I'll run down some places I've messed with it and saw what happened. I'm usually doing strip clubs as the primary thing but when…

A butt plug into an MRI machine. That's a new one. https://twitter.com/bradiuszero/status/1656027843178971136

I haven’t reviewed this place in years. I don’t usually review a place twice, but its been a while. Location is on the edge of town. Fortunately all of the road construction…

Been here a bunch and everyone has described it but suppose we have to do this so no one gets mad. Ample parking, small inside with two poles (usually one girl up at a time…

Visited on a Sunday evening. There was a bachelor party. A dancer with a lot of tattoos and big fake boobs did an awesome lap dance, and drew a big dick on the bachelor’s back…

Some people like details, some don’t, so I have put them at the end of this review. Easier to skip them if you don’t think that they are necessary. There were 15 or so girls…

I checked out bonkers for the first time on a friday night. There was No bouncer or cover at the door. There is parking in front right off the street and in the back.…

The thread about truck stop strip clubs got me thinking. Has anyone actually seen a “lot lizard”. Can’t say I’ve hung around a lot of truck stops, but I’ve gotten gas and…

What else can be said about this club If you are a visitor from out of town that likes low music, drinking, watching wild stage shows and making it rain....go back to where you are from.…

Parked next to the east side door as I arrived about 15 minutes after opening. Really dark inside with about two other customers. Never more then 8 customers when I was there.…

As I read reviews of various clubs, reference TJ Cubans seems to result in especially favorable or unfavorable comments. As Cubans are not as prevalent in the Northeast, I could benefit from some enlightenment regarding the…

This is my 2nd review of this club. It's a big place with a large stage as you walk in and a bar at the other side. There is plenty of seating and…

Title says it all.

Do you have one that means more to you than the others? Any particular part? Care to share why? After 3 years and right before I took a legal job in remote northern Maine, 7…

Arrived at 11am on Monday expecting a ghost town and girls not showing up yet or ready to dance. Paid my $5 cover and walked in. Stage is to the left and bar…

My first time here since they've been trying to make a go of it without their liquor license. Details on the December 2022 raid are in the local paper. https://www.hudsonstarobserver.com/news/cajun-club-loses-liquor-license/article_32927d0c-8164-11ed-bd92-afdebf7eef01.html but they boil down to…

I had a short stay at the Grayson Hotel (recommended on Hyatt points) in Midtown and noticed Sapphire 39 next door. Couldn't resist a peak. I think they are trying to drum up business. Never…

Mostly I've been to Cheetah at night, so I decided to try the afternoon with the promoted Happy Hour and free lunch. First, there was no cover but the girl working the front door was…

we've all heard or even actually have witnessed real crazy shit happen through the years. i just watched this clip of an event that can piled on top of the list of crazy shit happenings.…

$10 cover. ID was scanned. I slipped past the bouncers as they were dealing with a larger party. Found a seat at the bar and ordered. The Coke was $4 plus. Driving so I cannot…

It really hurts me to say this but I have to say that I think “Gallaghers 2000 is now Dead Dead”. There’s a passage in Ernest Hemingway’s novel “The Sun Also Rises” in…

Finally made it back to Bandaids. I had only been there once or twice prior to this visit, but I had fun. Walked in, got patted down, I think they did a ID check too,…

I hadn’t been to a strip club in years and have never previously submitted a review (this is my second attempt at this one), but found myself alone after a business dinner in LA. So…

I stopped on a recent Thursday night. $2 for self parking. Place is in a safe neighborhood and they have a guy in a golf cart watching the parking lot so no worries. $10 to…

Went on a Friday Night taking my friend who had never been to a Strip Club before. It was fun. Girls were all hot, nice, and friendly. Fully Nude walking around. Every girl was hot.…

I stopped into HiLiter this past Saturday. I arrived around 2pm. Parking lot was maybe 2/3 full. Bouncer at door waved me in. No cover charge, ID check or pat down. Scattered tables…

One main stage with seats around in a U shape. There is a lap dance row of booths off on the same side as the DJ booth. You can kind of see what's going on…

I went to Cafe Atlantis on a Friday afternoon in April. Pulled up and there was lots of parking. The property is tucked away on a road with mostly industrial places. There was a doorman…

What was the craziest thing you saw in a stripclub? Why would or wouldn't you go back to that stripclub?

I am M35 and from out of town (will be 36 on my BDay) and will be in Portland on my Bday in like a month, but I'll be celebrating with family and friends in…