FKK Artemis
Halenseestraße 32, 10711 Berlin, Germany

Sucked my soul dry

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Kristopher19
Jul 9, 2023, 6:47 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Back in Berlin for the 2nd time. Decided to expand my mongering experiences and try out the much talked about FKK Artemis. Boy was this a sad experience.

 

When you walk i you have to pay €90 to get inside. It covers access to the sauna and 1 free non alcoholic beverage. You have to put all your stuff in a locker and wear a robe. Locker access is free. When you are done showering and storing your stuff, you walk-in to the entrance on the right, there’s a Door leading to the bar and lounge area. Walking past that will take you outside to the pool/dining area. With a restaurant on the lower section by the pool. I walked in to check it out. There were 2 naked girls by the pool. Not a lot of women were around at 6 pm when I arrived. Lots of tall blonde Romanian and Greek women. A couple of Latina women. I’d rate them at a 5-6. A few Pretty faces but Im not a fan of fake tits and dead botoxxed faces. I’ll take tiny real titties any day. If you go downstairs, you can access the sauna, another pool (inside) and several massage rooms. I saw a male masseuse working out the knots on a client.

 

I walked back in to the lounge/bar. Decided to pay for 3 tokens , each for a €10 alcoholic drink. And chugged a couple of German beers. I talked to this one seemingly cute Greek girl. On closer inspection she wasn’t very good looking. And didn’t offer much of a friendly vibe. I then roamed around for a few more minutes waiting for some hotter girls to come by. Two approached me and offered me a threesome at €100 each. And extra for a bbbj. I was horny, tired and needed to leave soon to meet up with friends for dinner. So I took them up. They were pretty tall blonde girls. A demographic I hadn’t tapped into yet. Well the experience sucked. Their moans were so damn obviously fake. They kept throwing these restrictions on what I could and couldn’t do. Touching allowed, no fingering. Licking nips allowed, no sucking. I couldn’t touch my condom after they put it on. Even after I had wiped my hands with sanitizer. One girl gave me a decent bbbj. The other half assed it. I tried to bang her, but I saw her deadpan face in the mirror and it killed my vibe. Honestly made me feel disgusted with myself. in the end I had the one girl with superior bbbj skills finish me off with her mouth.

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