Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

A great steakhouse/restaurant with nearly naked women.

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Faway5592
Jul 19, 2023, 6:51 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

The layout:

It’s been covered time and again in the reviews but here we go… small club in a strip mall. Parking is interesting. I got street parking which is card or change only. $1.75/hr. The building does feel more like a steakhouse my dad would take me to 20 years ago than a gentlemen’s club. Considering there’s no actual nudity maybe it IS more of a steakhouse. I had some time to kill during the day around 2pm, no cover and no ID check at that time. The bartender was my type, and I feel like a few years ago she would have emptied my wallet… honestly she could have emptied my wallet that day too if she was a dancer. AC was in full effect so much that some of the girls were cold. Narrow hallway leads you into the club with a semicircle stage to your right and tables, and chairs to the left. There is a pervert row that you can sit at to tip, but if you’re just looking to get a girl’s attention the tip walk takes care of that. Booths in the back left and a bar straight back. Down a hallway that looks like it leads to the kitchen in the back right of the bar is the restroom. This is the non-smoking area. In the front of the club (behind the long hallway) is the smoking bar with its own stage. The main stage has two poles and a crossbar connecting them. The smoking stage has a light up pole.

 

The club:

As stated in other reviews this is a pastie club which is what you get in Virginia. Also no hard alcohol. They did have a large beer, and wine selection and even sake. I ordered a nonalcoholic drink for $5.78. The ladies sake was $10. The menu is large and the common consensus among everyone was that the food was good. Unfortunately I wasn’t hungry. The bartender and waitress were very friendly. The entire place has a friendly blue collar atmosphere. I got the impression that most of the people there were regulars on a break from work. They have a laminated dance menu which is reasonable. The prices are

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