Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146

Pleasantly Surprised!

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FredEttish
Jul 19, 2023, 5:06 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

First time visiting here. I was staying near Coral Gables and didn't really feel like driving far so I decided to give this place a go. Parking situation is weird. You can park in their parking lot or you can park in a spot on the street. The street had more open spaces than Desert Scrub's mom's teeth so I just parked there and given the late hour, didn't bother with the meter so I'm not sure if there are any parking fees for the club lot.

 

Upon entering I paid the $10 cover and tipped the hostess a couple bucks. She was an absolute smoke show and was very friendly so I was happy to do it. Brief pat down and I was let in. There is a long bar immediately to the right that extends to the back where the VIP and lap dance area is. Opposite the bar is a large u-shaped stage with a pole and to the left of that is a very small spot that functions as a second "stage" but it's more like a pedestal with a pole. small tables are scattered throughout. Dancers did three song sets with at least one of the songs being fully nude. Most of the stage dancers were just going through the motions. I like when the stage dancers put in a little effort but there weren't many people tipping so that tends to kill the vibe. The music was pretty loud. Probably too loud given the size of the club but I think they were trying to maintain a party vibe.

 

Like most S. FL clubs, the girls were about 70% Cuban, 20% AA and 10% white. I would average them at about a 7 with a few 8s running around. I sat down at a table and was immediately approached by a Cuban girl that was not really my type. She spoke almost no English but she knew how to immediately ask if I wanted a dance. I wasn't really ready so I sent her away. About 2 minutes later another stacked Cuban girl approached and asked if she could sit. She was a solid 8 so I said yes to see were things would go. I told her I was just trying to get a beer and she got up, grabbed the waitress and brought her over to take my order. I thought this was pretty cool so I bought her a drink and we chatted for a bit while I had my beer and we both had a shot of Tequila. I think it was like $30 total for the three drinks.

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