Perfect Latina. Imperfect time.

It isn't necessarily an advantage when the first girl to take the stage after you arrive is the girl of your dreams.

That's what happened to me. As is sometimes the case at this low traffic club, I was the only PL in Delilah's around 815pm on a Thursday evening. The human refrigerator who took my $20 cover said that was ordinary at the shift change hour, which in truth is supposed to between between 630 and 730 pm. Anyway ...

I'm alone at the stage. I mean alone. Not only no PLs. No dancers. Fridge goes to get one.