the ultimate strip club list

The iconic Cleopatra's has clearly fallen on hard times. If you didn't know what this place was like before COVID, maybe you could go in there and enjoy two for one happy hour…

Slowing down in life has some advantages. I visited Onyx for the first time after enjoying lunch with an old friend. I realized I was only 5 minutes away and thought, what the…

I had to drive from DC to southern New York recently, so I decided to pad my ETA and fit in an afternoon visit to Oasis in Philly. I had a good time here…

Title couldn’t say it all. "Every lie is a poison; there are no harmless lies. Only the truth is safe. Only the truth gives me consolation - it is the one unbreakable diamond." ~ Leo Tolstoy

Went on a saturday night and it was some sort of playboy dress up night for the girls which I wasnt aware of but enjoyed : ) Went in solo and the crowd wasnt packed…

Went to Teasers on a slow Monday evening. There was free parking lot right outside the club. The cover charge was $12. I walked in at about 10 PM and the place was almost empty.…

This is from an unscheduled Tuesday afternoon visit. My expectations were not high, yet the visit still failed to meet them. Desires is arguably the best club in New England, but even it has its…

Located close to the 94 freeway off ramp in Romulus on what appears to be their main street though may store fronts closed. Small but well maintained, mandatory valet parking ( $7) then up a flight…

I was on a cross country trip, stopped at a motel and the club was right there on frontage road. Area was reasonably safe, dumpy motels with transients and down on their luck types but…

This was my first time coming here. $10 to get in after 10 PM and had to walk through a metal detector, which certainly set off a red flag for me. Not many girls working.…

Did a little strip-crawl on Tuesday as I had the time and wanted to check the different clubs for hottest dancers and value. I had read that BT's was back and the club was worth…

Hey everyone! Happy Thursday! Woohoooo What clubs are you hitting up this week? Anyone trying a new place or just going to your local favorite?

I started the evening about 9 at the Candy Shop, figuring I would check it out and provide a review for the team. Well... I took one for the team there. Walked in after a…

As the options in greater Philly area for a fun dance are shrinking, I am always on hunt to find a new playground. Almost hoping that something different will happen this time when I…

Well, it seems like old reliable isn't that reliable anymore. I've had the pleasure, but also displeasure of coming to this club for the last year, and seeing how it's slowly dying a painful death. It seems…

I stop in on occasion to see what the current scenery is like. Usually, I make afternoon visits. LOCATION The GPS address for the club is 361 Charles Street, Providence, RI Exterior…

The location of Bucks is not bad at all. It's out-of-the-way but doesn't feel unsafe. The building on the outside itself is nothing special but inside it's quite a bit nicer with three big dancing…

Long time Sweatpants- No Draws crew member. I visit EI 2 weeks ago, on a Thursday evening around 830pm. There was a lot of people outside hanging out. They were charging 10$ to park…

I went out solo on a Friday night and found a place with a cover charge of less than $20. I grabbed a tequila soda at the bar for under $10. The crowd inside was…

$15 cover charge. Walk in and see a smoking hot dancer named Salem doing her thing on the main stage. There were two other side stages, but unoccupied. They have a great sound system and…

After a couple of visits over the past weeks, things are on the whole slow compared to a few years ago, but wildly varying in terms of how many customers and dancers are working. I…

I have visited a handful of times for a few years now. I must say that there finally seems to be some new variety of talent. This place has often been full of average girls…

I haven’t been to Men’s club in a few months. I always thought they were pricey, but I always like this place if I just wanted to sit and relax without too much pressure…

Walked in after my visit to Crazy Girls. Got there around 5ish, no one at the door, so obviously no cover, no ID check or pat down. Talk about another club where all the action…

Don't often get up to north Phoenix, but since I was on my home from Sedona, I decided to stop in and see what was up. Parking lot is huge; you could probably fit every…

Visiting from Northen California, I thought I check out DD Cafe. I ran into it on instagram, and that’s where they update who’s there twice a day. A day shift and a night shift. When I…

Very unique club for sure! I love the two stages they have. Both stages usually always have a dancer on them, both stages are different on their offerings. The place feels like an open concept…

Visited Show palace second time on Wednesday night around 10 pm. Cover was $25. As soon as I entered, bartender came and asked to order AtleaSt one drink upfront. I ordered Red Bull which was…

The club isn't too hard to find if you pay attention on route 17. Plenty of parking around the club. Walked in and paid a twenty dollar cover (goes up as it gets…

Heading to Atlanta Monday for a quick 2 day 1 night visit. What is the goto club these days (prefer Latina and/or blue eyed blonds lol)

Date: 8/15/24 Day: Wednesday Time: 9pm-1am Cover Charge: it varies; I've gotten in for free, all the way up to $60. We were in a group and someone covered the group, so I…

Perhaps a Wednesday afternoon is not the best time to go. Pulled up parking lot empty. Thought maybe they were closed. Lady (The Manager) was mopping the floor of the entrance when I entered. Another…

Kind of a sketchy area of town and interesting venue layout. Inside there in a nice stage with a huge pole which is good for girls who know how to use it! They also appeared…

Stopped in around 6pm to beat cover which happens at 7:30pm...wasn't as busy as I had expected. Normally there's a good array of talent, but maybe everyone was at the beach. Still had…

Went with a couple guys after some golf. One of the guys had been previously and said it was a must visit. I don’t frequent clubs much but based on what he was telling…

This was my first time heading to Tropical Lei. A thank you to our community as I had a blast and went 100% based on your reviews. I didn't even know the club…

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As per my prior reviews, I have had a mixed bag of experiences in 2024. It looked like things were changing for the worse, then they were more back to normal but my last visit…

My third visit found me arriving at 3:30pm to cones and fences blocking the two overflow parking entrances (one off Cheshire Bridge and the other Liddell Dr) where I parked previously. I circled around and…

I visited Baby Dolls for the first time and was greeted with a spacious club. Arriving around 1 AM on a Saturday I found the cover charge to be a reasonable $5. The layout has…

This club was the first time I found that some places have "extras" and has mostly been a reliable extras club, but not this time. I don't know if it's new ownership, management or…

Decided to stop by for the first time on a recent visit to KC. Normally go to Bazookas. About 9pm Friday - Parking was a little challenge until I realized I could park in the…