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I decided to give Onyx a shot after reading the reviews, and since the closing of my old go to Club Diamond. I arrived on a Friday afternoon around 2:45. I paid 5…

First stop at the Horse since Covid, my how times have changed! They have always had plenty of free parking even when the club was crowded. On this visit the parking was more plentiful as…

I've been visiting browns over the years! The establishment has undergone a refurbishment making it a little more plush than it has previously been. There was very little pressure to do anything but watch the…

Decided to check the place out on a quick visit to Dallas. The cover charge is now $5. The girls at the counter complained about not making as much as the did before. Cute girl…

I arrived around 7:30pm on Monday evening. There is ample parking and a well lit lot that felt safe. Entered the club and got wanded by the friendly security/bouncer.…

I arrived around midnight on Thursday night. Parking lot was well lit with plenty of empty spaces. There is a camera on a tall mask with blue and red cop lights on it and at…

I visited back around 2021 when Selena and Kendal (sp?) were there. Both don't seem to be there anymore. It's a clean, dark place. No frills. ATM and bathroom available. You ring the doorbell to…

The venue was alright. On the small side with only 1 stage. There was a private dance area in the back with more private seating and "rooms" that can be private with curtains. The men's…

Went at noon on a Monday (peak hours, I know) for the lunch special. Because I'd read reviews of limited parking and expensive valet, I walked from my nearby hotel but parking lot was mostly…

I went on a Wednesday around 2:30 pm. Parking is free. I prefer to park in the back. A lot of room and less conspicuous. No entrance fee or metal detector in use during the…

Staying at adjacent hotel and went on Sunday and Monday nights, had overall good time. Foremost, club seemed to be pretty strict about dancers wearing pasties. In the several private dances I had, they were…

I visited TJ Showgirls on a Friday around 5p.m. with a $20 cover charge and an $8 drink minimum, which felt overpriced for what was offered. The club was oddly quiet for a Friday with…

Rolled to Oasis at around 9PM in August, last month. For the inexperienced it’s located near the airport and some car dealerships. Club parking is well lit with spaces in front and additional parking on…

Went there Saturday night. Lots of bikers. Plenty of parking space. Free parking. Can't remember exactly the cover. Maybe $20. Friendly doormen. They SCAN your ID. Be aware. If you don't like that, this place…

This isn’t a nude club but Emerald is closed on Sunday so here I ended up. Sky is the best, a tiny little blonde that loves to show off. I’ve been $100s on her. There…

Stopped by the hole on a Wednesday night. Big, safe parking lot. As you enter the club, there is a big round bar, pool tables and bathrooms in the back. There were about 5-6 patrons…

Most people know Paradise and the layout hasn’t really changed that much. They were running a special for Labor Day week with 2 fo $20 dances and $80 VIPs. Crowd was about average and the…

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My girlfriend and I ended up at the Hustler Club at about 10:00 on a Tuesday night after a work event she had. We were both little lit, so some details are a bit fuzzy.…

Might be in NYC this Sunday, looking for recs on clubs/dancers. I like dancers who are not spinners, natural boobs, and slight preference for nude lap dance options. Manhattan is most convenient to where I…

After getting patted down by the bouncer and having my ID checked, I went inside and paid the $20 cover. There were hardly any girls and the none were attractive aside from the bartender. All…

Stopped in at GG on a Thursdays afternoon. It was about 1:30 or so. Parking in lot is free but drive slow as it has a ton of potholes and keep an eye out as…

Later in the day after visiting Lusty's (see review) I decided the stop at OGD. OGD is small with not much parking and has been described a number of times here. Got there at about…

Decided to hit a couple of the dive clubs in Akron. lusty's was first. Now if you have ever been here you know it is a dump with hookers. The club lay out has been…

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The legendary Flight Club. This was my first time there and certainly a learning experience. Review is from a visit a few months ago, so some details I’ve admittedly forgotten. Uber over to the club, skip…