Such a thing as free lunch, somewhat

Went at noon on a Monday (peak hours, I know) for the lunch special. Because I'd read reviews of limited parking and expensive valet, I walked from my nearby hotel but parking lot was mostly empty this time of day.

$5 cover, $4 soft drink (refilled for free without asking), and a few bucks in tips, and was offered any item on the lunch menu gratis (options included salads, burger and tendies among others, I had a mediocre club sandwich and fries).

Unfortunately no dancers came out until 1-2 (club opened at 11), hot enough and nice but not really my type. All said $40/dance (albeit in a private area) which felt too steep for dead weekday shift. I did not indulge.