Afternoon bummer

First stop at the Horse since Covid, my how times have changed! They have always had plenty of free parking even when the club was crowded. On this visit the parking was more plentiful as it was me, the barmaid, three dancers and three other guys at the bar. Didn’t see the traditional tuxed bouncer or hear a DJ, and there was no buffet lunch that used to be such a great deal. The premise is still up-scale for Cleveland, small center stage surrounded by small round tables each with two chairs then booths along two walls, the bar along the wall across from the stage and the.back stage which was not in use. Clean restroom lacking a troll.

Sat at the bar and was promptly served an MGD for $3 + tip. No dancers on stage but two dancers, the barmaid and the other three patrons seemed to be having their own party at the end of the bar. The dancers were far from exotic entertainers, looking more like frumpy with a few extra pounds, middl-aged housewives wearing ill fitting, granny-panty beachwear, definitely not the hottest dances in Cleveland of the days of yore.

I was about to leave when Mia emerged from VIP, escorting a grandpa looking PL to the door. After kissing him good bye as he groped her fine caboose, she made a beeline to me. When I asked Mia, a slim, big-boobed, 20-something, hottie with a slightly oriental exotic look, “How you doing?”. She replied, “Trying to be sexy!” Things were looking up until her regular came in, she excused herself then she and her regular joined the party at the end of the bar.