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I stopped by PH late afternoon last week on my way south. The place was buzzing with women, but surprisingly, there weren’t many other patrons around. It was one of those rare moments when the…

Robbed here tonight. Beware. Sat with the girl (unfortunately can’t remember her name) - short - stocky - black hair - eye lashes. Chatted. Bought her a drink. Quoted $180…

Hey all, I’m a new hobbyist, just went to my first two clubs last weekend. Baltimore area. I’m just looking for some advice from seasoned mongers on how to get the most enjoyment out of…

Went in on a Tuesday, around 10PM Lots of hot women, and almost no guys. Easy to talk to pretty much anyone I wanted to, seemed like a great start to a night. Unfortunately went downhill…

I was in Oakville on business and decided to check it out. It was only a 7 minute lyft ride from my hotel. I arrived at about 6:30 and walked in to see a…

Duces Wild has become a favorite lunchtime spot but I wanted to see how it was on a weekend night. This is a small, pretty chill dive bar that happens to have one semi-naked stripper…

Decided to stop by after a wedding with my buddies on Friday 11/22. Club was pretty clean, at least cleaner than others I have been to in the area. I never felt unsafe inside but…

I'm writing this after visiting this spot a few times over the years so it's going to be a hodge podge of my experiences; I'll spare you the read and say that there's much better…

I came to this club on a Friday. It was 10 dollars to get in and when you walk in they pat you down. So we get in there grab a beer which was like…

Can confirm that Tropical Club is closed. For Lease signs all over the building.

Fairly easy to get to off of 157 but if your southbound the light to turn across traffic onto cemetery road can be a pain. Never had or heard of any problems in the…

My review is going to be about my experience at the club and what I saw in the surrounding area. Arrived at probably 1230am, parking lot was large, no issue finding parking, I saw a…

Friday. Around 7:30 PM. $5 cover and weapons pat down, before getting to the door. Upon entering, one of the girls playing pool with a customer. Card table going with let's say 10 players. A group…

Mons was the first club I ever went to, so it holds a great place of fun and nostalgia for me but a lot has changed since by older bro got me in when I…

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DA1alhgMCK8/?igsh=MW93aTY0d3ZldGV2aQ==

I have been here a few times but it was always on an off peak time so the place was usually pretty slow. A friend called and asked me to come see her on…

👽 How Would You Judge $Strippers Auditioning @ Da' Strip Club If You Were Da' Manager/Owner Of Da' Club? Yeah, It Would Be Fun & Being D.J. As Well Would Be Wonderful. Some Things I Would Judge…

Remember when this was the Men’s Club? Basically, the same, cavernous, lots of fancy looking areas, pool table area (used to be fine dining area that got removed) the place is just massive. It’s best if…

Parking lot is fenced in, No Valet charge park & go. Cover charge is $5.00 Door guy great's you sat down at the bar ordered a brew, with tip came to $10.00 They had 7…

Checked out this place around 6pm on a Wednesday evening. Easy parking outside in a fairly safe part of Paterson. People were parked up on the sidewalk so…

Walked in BTs at 1 pm on Friday. First girl on stage is my perfect spinner type. She comes over as there are only 3 patrons including myself. About 8-10 dancers I saw walking or…

You know often times these girls if they even bother to take the stage at all, you might see them hug the pole or just flop on the floor for 3 songs. The lack…

This is a large club with a big, well lit parking lot. The cover was $20. After paying cover you walk through a metal detector. There is a long narrow stage in the center of…

I have had some success in La Gloria. Indeed, it is one of my favorite hunting grounds because just finding a gem here is a challenge. So, I usually have one drink (water $5) and…

Swung by Diamond Dolls around 5 PM on a Monday evening. Parking was $2 and no cover given the time of day. Layout has been well covered so won't go into that. No door…

Been coming here for years..time for a review.. Everyone knows the lay of the land here from previous reviews so i’ll just go into my visit…This particular time i came in on a Tuesday at…