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We area all well familiar with the DP, and most of miss the good old days. So a little about the DP as it stands today. The bar is unchanged, a log cabin in the…

Went to the Christmas party a few weeks back, and they opened up the upstairs, which was a nice reminder of how things used to be, before the last few years (and really COVID). Downstairs when…

On my last trip I paid my $10 cover and headed to the bar. Before I could order anything I had one really hot girl in my lap putting my hands all over he…

Hadn't been to ole Pandy in awhile, but the boys were here so we went for it. Parking was bare since they have a VERY small lot. Paid the standard 21 to get…

I’ve been ti Diamond a handful of times but figured it would recount my most recent experience. I went out on a Monday night for a buddies bday and after a few drinks we decided…

I recently got to know about the free lunch buffet on weekdays here and therefore decided to visit this club. Entry fee on all days is $5 which is great and you can free buffet…

I'm a regular at Desire, day shift only, and mostly weekdays except for an infrequent weekend drop-in. I'm a member at Club Lust, and go to the club with cash in my pocket and intend to spend…

The place itself is in a sketchy looking but pretty safe part of Bloomfield. Coming from the Garden State Parkway you can wend your way to it by going through a Home Depot parking…

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD2AcfCyxiG/?igsh=MTc3Zzl3c25tZGhtdQ==

Went in on a Thursday night. It was less crowded, few guys hanging out by the bar. Stage was set with the dancers rotating in between. Grabbed a seat near the bar with a drink(~8ish) and…

Basics, club is located in an industrial area relatively close to the highway 95/195. Ample parking and valet, feels pretty safe an secure, at least that's my impression only go during the day, not sure…

went there around evening and dancers were good looking mix of Russian, European & some Latinas. crazy dollar parade and dancer are barely dancing 3 to 4 dancers always on stage and do dance without energy…

This was my regular spot years ago, but my free time has been spent elsewhere of late. After being cooped up for the holiday I decided to check in and see how things were at…

Ok so that was a blast! I have been curious about this place since I first heard about it 5 years ago, but have always been super worried about stepping into a massage parlor with questionable…

I visited Cowboys on a Tuesday evening. Cowboys is a quick 10 minute drive from downtown Lexington. It's on the backside of a strip mall so plenty of parking and no risk of being seen…

Review from visit some months ago. Fully nude dances onstage. Stage is surrounded by the bar and a little too far away to see the girls. Also no real way to make it rain on…

LegsCabaret was a Latina bar as mentioned by previous reviewers. Very little English spoken and 100% Cuban dancers. No charge for parking. Outside lighting was so so. $15 cover for evening entry. 2 bouncers outside…

Arrived around 340 to an almost empty lot. Fenced in lot. Used to have the fence covered up so the traffic driving by wouldn't see you but thats gone. $5 cover waived for…

As mentioned in my last review for Paradise GC, I recently decided to spend my hard earned money in California rather than just saving it for the heavenly clubs of South Florida. In that review I…

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Used to be a regular here but this place has sadly gone downhill a lot over the last year. One of my ATF's (Camila) seems to have left and she was pretty much the only…

I went there on a Thursday evening at 7 ish after Christmas Day. Not that many patrons but there were about 20 to 25 dancers. Stayed until midnight and seemed like a slow days because…

This review is specifically for a late afternoon visit during Monday Night Football. I drove myself but called ahead to confirm there would be no cover. The door guy initially tried to charge…

Visited around 5PM on a Monday. About 6 patrons and 6 dancers on the floor with more going between the bathroom and locker room. The club was pretty empty and no girls really dance on…

Recently at a clean club. Really hot chick, decided to shoot my shot anyway, I ask about a menu. She’s responds, “Can’t do it here, but I’ll tell you what: Why don’t you meet me…