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I'm a tit man. Big tits. Fake, real, Doesn't matter to me as long as they look and feel nice. I actually like big fake tits preferably on a slim girl. I know some…

Made a return trip to the Gold Club, easily my favorite club in the Sacramento area. As many have mentioned, the club is spacious and there's plenty of parking at all times. One of the…

Went on a Friday night around 8. Cover was $10 which is not bad. This place is a bikini bar and nothing else. That is a good thing and a bad thing.…

I just got back from this place on a Friday. it was slow and the girls were hungry for money. parking is free and safe during the day Cover is like $5 bucks with no tip to…

Like I wrote in some comments, I usually club out around LA. A few years ago my work would bring me to the area and I’d try to club in Providence or surrounding areas. Quick…

Had some time to kill and dropped by Bogey's roughly 2 pm. For those who haven't visited before, no valet for parking and cover is $5. Today was a pleasant surprise as it wasn't…

I had some business to attend to in Cleveland, so of course I had to make return visits to some of Akron’s pleasure palaces while I was in the area. This review will be…

First time at a strip club, so I don't have any point of comparison. Arrived around 11 PM on a Wednesday night. There were about 10 other patrons at that time. $10 cover charge. The…

Risqué Bristol is really starting to make its way into my rotation. Stopped here on my way home from work on Wednesday evening around 6:30-7. Club is just off of the turnpike and…

Layout, dance options are the same -- see previous reviews. The place was suspiciously empty, and eventually I found out why. New owners took over a couple of weeks ago. Somehow they are unfamiliar…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIMlIAsIEgL/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== :D 19 years old Michelle Pfeiffer at the 1978 Miss California Beauty Pageant

Living in NY, I’ve always wanted to make the trek out to the post in Patterson for Friday AM “ legs and eggs.” Arrived around 9, and the lot, with ample parking, was half filled.…

Man, this place is awesome. I am from Philly/ S. Jersey where the clubs are actually pretty great/lenient as it comes to extra friendly visits, but Detroit, and this place are another level. I travel…

I had some business to attend to in Cleveland, so of course I had to make return visits to some of Akron’s pleasure palaces while I was in the area. This review will be…

I had some business to attend to in Cleveland, so of course I had to make return visits to some of Akron’s pleasure palaces while I was in the area. This review will be…

I had Friday off so I thought I'd check out something new. I walked into the club and was surprised that there was no doorman collecting cover charges. Then I went to the…

Smash,or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIOJ2muIbJT/?igsh=d2o0d3diZHRtaWw2

In town on business and this place was the most convenient to my hotel. I had a couple of hours to kill ealry afternoon and thought I would try it again. When I…

I personally think Baby dolls may be the best club in US for quality of girls, money (if you don’t take VIP rooms) and fun you can have on there with 20 dollar dances. For…

I went on a Saturday night around 10:30-11ish, which has become the usual time I visit. Obviously it’s busier during this time, but I’ve never had trouble finding parking or finding a good place to…

I was at Dolphin, and there was a good looking busty Latina that was ending her shift when I walked in. I asked her when she would be back, she mentioned she was going to…

Came in on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $20. Big Asian dude gave me the usual pat down and waved me through the metal detector. Same routine as always, nothing new there. Not gonna describe the…

Hey all, Trying to figure out which Mass or Rhode Island strip club to go to. Desire is well rated but no nudity on stage apparently? The Boardroom Cabaret is nearby too, and looks like it…

Came to silk for the first time 2 weeks ago. I arrived around 7:30pm. Since it was after happy hour the place was definitely slow but the bartenders and dancers were friendly. The Place: The location was…

Went to Purple Diamond twice during this trip. It’s located near a strip mall with pretty easy parking off the interstate. About 20 mins from downtown. Wednesday was pretty dead at 9 PM with only…

Visited on a Saturday around 5 in the afternoon. Parked in the gravel lot, and did not have to pay for parking. Fist bumped the door guy paid $10, and was in.…

Oasis is off the main road in an industrial park area. The parking lot is open and well lit. As you enter, you need to empty all your pockets and go through a metal detector.…

Dropped in to try their free lunch and enjoy the scenery. Got the Philly cheesesteak and it was okay. Met a cute little Cuban spinner named Kia. She has the most adorable little ass and…

I had been up in Tulsa all week and decided at some point during my four and a half hour drive home I wanted some boobs in my face and I could stand to drink…

Tuesday Night April. Since I got the VIP card figured I would get the most out of it and go on a Tuesday. Arrived at 9pm, checked in, hung out in my room for a…

Dropped by on a whim after going to Cheetahs, just to compare the talent. I'd say that they are a little less full friction than the girls at Cheetahs. I got a LD from…

I arrived at the Centerfold around 9:30 on a Friday night. The club is on John R, just a little south of 8-Mile, in a sketchy area, but the lot is fenced in and monitored.…

Hong Kong has been my no.1 for all my mongering needs for the last 2 years. Of course I love the FKKs of Germany and Switzerland, the whores in Colombia, and I love the…

Is it just me or are you too noticing a wave of less stripping in vast majority of strip clubs nationwide? In the last 6 months, I’ve been to strip clubs in 4 metropolitan areas.…