Reviews

I was driving through Morgan City and pretty much happened to come across this strip club on a Tuesday afternoon. Apparently, The Platform had just opened in March 2017, so I thought I would do…

I like going to the Palms every now and then the past few years because whatever I get there, I have to work for it and hope for some luck. I feel like I…

I stopped in early afternoon. The club itself is one of the cleaner ones in town, but that's not saying much. There were about 4 dancers on shift and none peaked my interest.…

So, another trip to the Dollhouse..... Here's what I like; it's very reasonable, private lap rooms are very private. I got a private dance from Katya- cute, but not how she…

I found myself headed out to Long Island and realized as I was in the neighborhood to revisit a particularly memorable old favorite. The club isn't really a traditional strip club but a private…

I wandered in here about 9pm on a Friday and immediately noticed 3 super large and ugly dancers WOW not good! I then decided to see if others might be coming out or hiding…

This club and their sister club Atlantis remain generally reliable. Things get busier as the afternoon rolls into the evening. There are always some fatties who should hang it up, but usually several…

A friend of mine talked me into going to a strip club while we were in St. Louis. I was there for business and he lives a few hours away but joined me for the…

I've written stellar reviews of this club in the past and it's my usual go-to for nighttime fun but this is my most recent daytime experience. I left a previous club because I wanted to…

Returned after a very long time not visiting this club. It was so bad for so long. Now, has some potential, albeit nothing like its past glory. The place is fine in terms of decor…

I've reviewed this club a few times, since it is usually my first stop, so I'll skip the review of the bar. On this visit there were maybe 4 dancers. It was a…

Atmosphere: With the sports bar decor and relatively friendly bar staff, the place has a bit of a "Cheer's" feel to it. Aside, of course, from the wall to wall portraits of naked women and…

I was visiting Hartford, stopped by the club for the first time. There is the Mynx Caberet and the Mynx Caberet After Dark is behind it. One serves alcohol and I didn't even see boobs.…

You will see plenty of reviews from me concerning this club. However. I haven't been there in a while. It is a bit out of the way and the Worcester clubs are closer to my…

I had not been to this club in a couple of years, mostly do to a small number of dancers on a previous visit and a dancer who under performed. It is basically a…

This was my first time at a Seattle club so I was a little wary considering some reviews, the no alcohol thing, and the "Portland is better" complaint. But I gotta say I was…

Went to kitten's not too long ago because I had taken Friday off and wanted to make the most of my night. Got in, paid the door fee and sat down and waited to see…

I go to the hustler club somewhat frequently. I think the Hustler Club is a really good place for your money, especially if you like to drink. 2 Dollar Tuesdays may be your best bet…

Went there not expecting much. I haven't been to this club in 15 years. Back in the day it was great as dances were 5 dollars and there was a lot of liberal…

When you walk in the first thing you'll see is a little Asian man. Cover charge was 5 dollars. The drinks were high. Dancer drinks are 10 dollars. Lap dances range from 15-20. Most dancers…

Showed up with a couple friends around 10pm, had to go through a metal detector. Once inside we got a table pretty quickly, it was centrally located so we could see the main stage, with two…

Visited Follies last week on my rare trip downsouth. This was my first visit here. Was looking forward to this due to mulitple reviews and recommendations. My expectations were as previously mentionoined lower for the…

Hi, I was in the area and decided to check out Diamond Dolls, based on the reviews. I had some free time and got there about 1:00 P.M. on a Tuesday afternoon. I…

Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street. Whether you…

Centerfolds is a small, old club in need of some repair and upgrades including the dancers based on my last visit. The first thing a customer will notice is the parking lot with pot…

This place is the lone club in a smaller city, meaning that immediate competition isn't present so it's hit or miss. There are a lot of clubs within an hour of this place which…

My favorite club to visit when working in the Phoenix area. The girls are always friendly and never pushy so you can either just sit back and relax or pick the dancer of your choice…

First time visiting this club, for that matter first strip club visit in Texas so don't know how it compares. It has a nice comfortable atmosphere. I was impressed with the number of dancers and…

Although this club has seen a recent infusion of Cubans, I still keep coming back here whenever I am in town. Entry is $3 early on then $7.This should be on the list of places…

I showed up here late, after leaving another club. This place was nicer and classier than the other place I had been, but the girls were just not as friendly. More black dancers at this…

This nude club (so no alcohol) is in a strip mall of sorts in North Hollywood. It has a huge parking lot behind it so it wasn't hard to find parking. The cover was free,…

I was passing through Huntington for work and stopped off at JBs for an hour or two. The place itself is a little run down, and when I got there, a couple of strippers…

As in I never thought I would be writing a bad review about the FC but, here I am joining the recent list of negative FC feedback. Was back up in The D for a…

If you met me on the street or the supermarket, you would never expect me to be the one who enjoys strip clubs. I'm just the soccer mom next door who secretly loves watching beautiful…

Was in town for work and my hotel was literally around the corner, so I figured why not. Went in on a Sunday early evening. Club was nice and clean, a little small but not…

This was my first visit on a week night in a long time and it did not deliver. I left with money in my pocket. They seemed to have finished the renovations with stadium like…

I want to the Ballpark Tavern after reading some of the other reviews. I was not disappointed. The club was one of my best experiences. There were quite a few attractive girls cycling through on stage.…

Nice conversation, but not much else This is a small club with mostly latino clientele. There were only a couple of good looking dancers. A group of guys where getting pretty hands on, so I had…

I remember my first few visits to Tijuana "Adelitas" not having a lot of talent. Or anything substantial really. But, I've been really damn impressed with the all around improvements of the place over the…

So after I left DDs I drove here hoping to be able to meet up with a dancer that I have been friends with for a long time. Boy what a shock this turned out…

I was here on business a few weeks back, and decided to check out the local Vivid club. I had been to Vivid clubs in Florida, so I figured I would see what Houston…

This club is located in a shady part of irvington it decore is what you expect of a club for the area it free to enter they do check u at the door the bar…

Not a frequent patron of this club but have been there enough to know that a good time can be had. Stopped after work with the idea of having a few drinks and enjoy…

I have been to few other strip clubs but I have never been treated this nicely anywhere else and I never had best time like this anywhere else. I went to this club on a Friday…

I love this club. I'm an afternoon day shift kind of guy. This club always has hotties on hand. I fell in love is Leia who gave me the dance of a lifetime. The spaceship…

I went in Tuesday afternoon around 4 pm. Valet parking was 8 dollars and no cover charge. I walk in and was greeted by the bouncer and told him I would be sitting at the…

Went to meet a friend there and see what all the talk was about. Parking lot was decent size and not that far away. They do offer valet parking for 4 bucks but figured…

Early spring Wednesday evening visits: 2, 1 early evening (830p-930p), late dinner break, return visit (1030p-115a). One nice thing about this particular trip was that there was no bathroom troll tonight during my visit. There…

Went on a Sunday night there was one dancer that wasn't doing anything just sitting there. She came to me after I decided I was gonna leave. No other guest were really there besides 2…

The vibe in this club is pretty good... Dancers are 7-8. Overall club is above average but not the best i have been to. I went in with my buddy. We were enjoying the dance...…

So I visited Pandoras on a Tuesday evening wanting to see what changes may have been made to the club and the dancer rotation. Upon arrival, I paid my entry fee and purchased a…

Went there on a Sunday night and there was about 7 girls there. Big stage and nice layout. Drinks are extremely expensive for such location. Got a few dances and I can't complain about the…

I popped on here after hitting up the dispensary in Lowell (love Mass), but it was still only late afternoon so I wasn't expecting much. Bartender is some cute Asian chick with a tight body…

Imagine stumbling into a hole-in-the-wall 80s dive bar, straight out of Roadhouse. Then add three topless girls who are way too hot for how far north Midwest you are and an old school burlesque vibe.…

My experience at the Sapphire was a bit skewed due to the company I was with: my wife, her sister and brother-in-law, and another couple who were friends. Even though my wife wanted me to…

Please do not waiste your time,this place is a step away from getting shut down and it should be soon this place robs the customers even the girls wen talking to them on the floor…

PT's is a few blocks walk from downtown. It's been a while since I have been in town so I decided to revisit this place. $10 cover on a Saturday night, $6.50 for a bottled…

I visit PT's quiet often as its very close to my work place. I usually visit after 5pm. The cover before 6pm is $10. The club is very laid back. Many waitresses to take care…

I went in on Saturday afternoon. There were five dancers sitting around the bar, mostly canoodling with guys I took to be regulars. One was pretty, one was acceptable, the others definitely sub-par. Nobody was…

So, I have written a few reviews about the place before. So, it was probably a month, or so ago. I wander in around noon, just past opening and have my comfort clothes…

I love going to pinups on dayshift Monday. Drinks are only $4 and free entry before 5. Most girls like to talk before dancing. Most them are new, just returning, and a…

I was in between meetings with some time to spare so I stopped by in the afternoon. Luckily this tall curvy (not BBW) brunette sits next to me minutes after I get in. I usually…

I was in the area of Oasis Goodtime Emporium for work last Friday, so my arrival was early evening - around 8:30pm. At that point, it wasn't too crowded, but I sat at the bar…

Do not go in the early afternoon here. I have heard from others that the evenings/nights fare MUCH better (as in, this is not a lunch-crowd place.) I came, again, on a Wed at ~1:30pm…

It was my first time here and read online how to blend in. I'm a Mexican American so I know fluent Spanish and went with some bros. 4 bucks to get in and a beer.…

Went to the HiLiter for the first time last Tuesday evening. Expectations were mixed based on the reviews posted here. I expected a not so great environment with aggressive dancers, but plenty of…

Forced valet. Cover. Overpriced drinks from an angry bartender (PMS time perhaps?). Uninterested, average to below average looking "entertainers". Luckily the large bleached blonde one from a previous visit was not working that day. Instead,…

Very straightforward club with lots of room, a big outdoor area and a vibe kind of like a locals bar. Midweek during during the day meant no cover, even during spring training. Beers about $4…

My wife and I visited this past weekend. I always last when reading reviews about anything or place that is heavily criticized. Upon reading Discotheue's reviews the night prior, we were like…

There's nothing quite like SF. About 8 ladies chatted me up as I sat in the stadium seating. One is an actress who has a show opening soon. Really smart and interesting lady. Several didn't…

Context: I stopped by the Condor twice while in Frisco on business. I had never been to a strip club before, and am definitely a bit introverted but confident. The club: It was a bit smaller than I…

This place's appearance has been described before. Any changes would probably scare the regulars away. I had an extra 1/2 hour to kill so I decided to stop here on my way through the area.…

Ok, so it was my first time visiting vegas and I was looking for a good time. I saw can can online and it didn't look bad. Boy was I wrong. Before you get inside.…

Tens is basically what all the other reviews say. Above average looking girls, but uptight and probably most stuck up out of any club I've been at. I've had dances from numerous girls and they…

First time to this place, but based on other TUSCL reviews, this place is not known for anything but VIP. I can confirm that firsthand. There were 3 dancers working on this day.…

Let's start with some basics. When I went the other night I was surprised to see cover charge of $5, but that wasn't bad so I paid it and went in. It had been a…

After a bad Tootsies visit we moved on to Scarlett's. Cover and drink prices were strip club normal sort of. Dancers here were mostly 7 or 8s. Not as hot as Tootsies but…

This club can be hit or miss but with the privacy curtains removed its going to be a big miss. I've been going there a long time and for the first time…

This is my annual visit out to the GTA so I went this club on 4 separate occasions. I will review each day and what I thought. Last Tuesday I arrived in the club mid-afternoon and…

There's a wide variety of girls from white to black to russian and latina. A lot of them are thin but there's a few with some ass. Diamond has the biggest one she's like a…

Went in about 3 pm and it was totally dead in there, 3 or 4 dancers and 5 or 6 customers. This gal approached me while standing at the bar. Had seen her there before.…

This was my first strip club in many years and the experience was a bit of a disappointment. The neighborhood was marginal and the parking was a few blocks away. There was no…

Got to Follies around 1:30, my suggestion is to go during the daytime. It's much more relaxed, less crowded, and the girls are more fun. Everything that can be said about Follies has been said…

Sunday night around 12am my phone went rang and all I heard was “Yo you need to come to Follies right now it’s popping”. 20 minutes later I’m pulling up to Follies strip club in…

The club is big and decent looking. 2 floors, upstairs is for smoking. A dancer almost knocked me down the stairs because she was late for her stage set. She didn't even say sorry. Drinks…

I was passing through town and have seen the reviews here and decided to give it a shot. There were people hanging out in the parking lot, which gave me a little pause, but…

This place either has very young girls with little to no experience or very...old women whose time dancing has expired ... anyways get in its a full juice bar the girls are lined up like…

Like any other strip club you are at the mercy of the dancers who show up. This particular night 2 called in sick. However there was 1 girl that I would rate a 8 but…

After many years I dropped in at Bare on a Friday night since I was in the area. It wasn't crowded, and most of the dancers were pretty good looking. A beautiful curvy…

Finally! Something a little different in terms of strip club. Bar tropical is an all in one spot to catch a game, grab a drink and chat/dance with a chica. Stopped by on Thursday and…

Hello gentlemen it's your favorite sideline reporter here with Tiggy Crager with an update. Stopped in Saturday night closer to Midnight to see what was going on. My last few visits I haven't been severely…

This is my third trip to Angels and my third review of it. This time was probably the best of the three as far as experience. First of all the selection of girls is getting…

We arrived just after 10 PM and took the Next Level upgrade pitch as it was only $10. My advice don't do that. We ended up upstairs on a corner couch unable to…

If you are not looking for extras, GGC is the best club in Maryland. Now let me finish. $15 cover on the weekends is about average nowadays, if not below average. The girls are a…

They examine their identification on a machine. For this reason I will never go back. Once inside the experience was good. SITUATION CLUB Club is located on Harry Hines Blvd not far north of Lipstick and north…

I am an occasional visitor to this club - perhaps once or twice a year. The club has changed a lot since it was the Rose and Crown with additional booths and a VIP room.…

Went to Wackos for a friends bachelor party. The club has a main stage area with 2 stages, a stage by the bar, and one in the back near VIP. The bar splits…

Charleston isn't exactly a hot bed for strip clubs and this is no exception. This place has really gone downhill in the past few years. It seems that with multiple name changes and subsequent ownership…

So I've been to the cherry a few times over the last couple of months. I found a good one that I would go see for a damn good time in VIP. On this trip,…

Came back friday afternoon because I've been wanting to get a dance from Monica for a while. She's hispanic, 5'8" with heels, dyed brown hair. Nice cherubic face, body type is healthy and curvy,…