Reviews

Decided to get out in the rain and go to Sin. I knew it was slow, with the county trying to do everything they can to shut down strip clubs for bullshit reasons. But even…

I went by Sahara today and it wasn't too bad. The stage was typically full and dancers were sitting with old. I had a dancer come to me and say all the right things. I…

My wife and I were in town for a doctors appointment and decided to stop in. She had never been to a strip club. When we pulled in it was definitely giving off a (we…

Paper Moon is almost as good as it likely to get in Virginia. The performers are nice enough, pretty enough and plenty are friendly without being pushy. Good thing too because…

I was driving through the area on business, and I had some time to kill so I went to check out Lace. I almost missed the turn into the parking lot, it's off the main…

I went there for my first time in 10 plus years I was just passing by so figured I'd stop in and check it out. Place was a little ran down. But my visit with…

I went on a Tuesday night around 8pm. There wasn't a lot of life there -- just a handful of customer and a similar number of dancers. But there a few of the dancers were…

If you enjoy hole in the wall strip clubs, this is the place to be. When I was there, only 1-3 girls were there. Table dances are $10, entry into VIP is $10 and VIP…

Was feeling an itch that needed some attention last Thursday afternoon, so I headed over to the Cab. This place never disappoints. Paid my cover at the door, and went inside to see what was…

Out of all the clubs in KCMO I'd say this is the best if you have the money. As for this review this is my first time coming to this establishment. I was planning on going…

Slow going for a midday -- it's on the "Baltimore Block" and unlike many of the other clubs, no one was pushing you inside. Perhaps the bug name company makes them keep to a higher…

Been a while since my last visit, so dropped by on Saturday right after the doors opened. Was happy to see Shadow, Bubba, and Hamster all chilling in Shadowcat Corner. After paying the valet and the…

The dancers here are generally very attractive, pretty solid range. Definitely a full contact club in the private rooms if you're willing to pay. But be warned, the dancers will try to pull in every…

If you haven't been in a while I would make a point to visit them again. They took out the pool tables at the back and turned it into more seating and areas for dancing.…

The place is very amazing and clean! The girls are attractive and sexy and have very curvy figures. I usually go to the Atlanta Club's and stopped here to see on a Saturday night, excellent…

Daytime visit while in town. Personally Day visits are the best, because you'll get the most bang for your buck (strip club vet talking). I don't normally leave reviews, but it looks like leaving reviews…

I'll start off by saying I've been to Stilletos more times than I can count. Every day or time can give you a different experience, so I'll just go with the busiest and craziest…

Visited this club on a Sunday evening. I used to love this place, but I haven't been in many months. I haven't been since they rearranged their use of curtains... I was expecting the…

It was a Mid August Night and time to go hang out at my favorite club... You guest it "Paradise" was working so you know it was already going to be a GREAT Night. Tonight…

So I guess every trip to a club is a gamble. This trip was a waste of time but it happens. Of the ten dancers, nine were either over 50 or nasty. I don't know…

Visited here just to see what the talk was. It's actually not too bad like previous reviewers said... that or I came at a decent time. The girls were not completely 10's but fair 6-9's…

Sky is impressive physically with a flat stomach, huge butt implants, and huge boob implants. She is funny, smiles alot, compliments alot, and gave me my first Paradise handshake. Before going into VIP she explained…

Tired out another new club after seeing a concert at philips arena. Took and Uber and the driver said to not leave the grounds due to the location but that you are safe at…

I went by Lust this afternoon/evening , was pleasantly surprised . The outside of the building doesn't give the appearance that the club is actually fresh classy . …

Not stopped by for quite a very long time. The remodel is nicer than I expected. The VIP area didn't provide as much privacy as it could have. But it's not bad for an extra…

I usually avoid the strip because of the lunatic prices for the VIP and the occasional no-touch enforcement on the floor. It absolutely depends what day you go as to whether you'll be allowed…

I returned here against my better instincts , the place and quality of dancers had been really down , I mean I would walk in and literally turn around and leave . didn't care about…

Went out there on Friday night, once we sat down we got offered lap danced and the Girls where ok Cuban mostly but nice, last Girl to give me a lap dance was very nice…

As a Atlanta resident, Cheetah has always held a special place in my heart as being the first strip club I visited in the ATL upon moving here a few years ago. Recently had a…

At the risk of sounding like a club shill (this review will sound like that!) , this place was hitting on all cylinders when I visited. I was staying in Philly on business so thought I'd…

Was passing by and decided to stop in here for a few hours. It has been remodeled since the last time I was here....expanded and nice updates to the lap dance area.…

I was flying into Toronto a couple of months ago, and had a number of evenings to myself. So I turned to TUSCL, my reliable indicator of where to go in a new area.…

I've been to this club several times over the past ten years. I've had some negative experiences with the bouncers yelling at me when I wasn't really doing anything unusual. And the dancer…

Its been years since I have had a visit to the Rama. The girls are nude and pretty hot tight bodies, but something about not being at a bar with a cold drink takes away…

Decided to try other clubs since Hi-Liter wasn't as fun as it used to be. After reading reviews it sounded there was new talent at BML. I went to check out Lexi and…

Was bored on a recent Saturday afternoon, so decided to stop in to Pandoras. Had not been in a long time. There were probably 10 dancers working, even thought it was early. All variety…

Went on a Friday night and there were only a handful of women working. Had a dancer come up to me and ask to sit who I really wasn't interested in. She talked and I…

I got one of their 2 for 1 specials on lap dances I believe it was $40 she was full nude and she immediately grabbed my hands and put it all over her body. She…

Visited this club on a Friday night about 1am. The place was packed with girls! This was my first time in the area and don't know what to expect. The girls were mostly white but…

I drove up to the club on a Tuesday afternoon. Parking lot was half full and the doorman took my entry fee ($10). Found a seat in the back against the wall.…

Used to go here a lot many years ago when they first opened in the early/mid 90s I used to live up that way. Being still in our early 20s me and my buddies were…

Haven't been here for a few years and it is exactly the same. Like the fact that you can smoke since NY is smoke free everywhere. Reasonable price for the beer and a…

Was back in area on a Friday after lunch and decided to give this place another try. Described the club on previous review but quickly: No cover during day, no parking fee.…

55 € entrance fee. Each dancer stays for 3-4 songs, one dancer at a time, except for lesbian shows i have heard of but not seen. I have seen three different dancers while i was…

Came to the Rio on a Monday afternoon, they charge me $10 for admission and I think you still need to buy a drink that was $6. So just to step foot inside the club…

This place isn't the best strip club in the world by a long shot. The dancers are friendly enough, but only one or two are particularly talented. The rest fall into that weird gogo bar shuffle…

This was my 3rd visit to PS in the past few months. As usual, I arrived in the early afternoon, and the place was VERY quiet when I got there (no dancers yet). I had…

Very difficult to find this place, I had read warnings before but paid them no heed because I figured it wouldn't be THAT hard to find...well, it is. The good news is the surrounding neighborhood…

The entrance fee was about a $10 for the whole night and a ladies drink costed me about $5 each, but the girls were very young, friendly and hot, and all are locals and have…

Went to this club on a Friday night and again on a Saturday night a few weeks ago. Friday was definitely the better night , less people, better access to the girls that were there.…

This was my regular club back when I lived in Charleston. The place was rather small compared to other clubs I've been to with only one stage at the back of the club and a…

I arrived a little before 9:00 and paid a cover of $10. Once you come in, they get more money for a single drink. Water was $7 plus tip. At this point, the waitress puts…

First time visit to deja vu and only went due to the $2 drinks on Tuesday. Had been to many other joints in Vegas and was tired of spending large cash for drinks, so…

Since Criket didn't open until after 7 on a Sunday and I arrived in Detroit earlier than expected, I thought I would give BTs another chance. Arrived before 6pm and used the mandatory valet.…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another long, play-by-play, Papi Chulo review - thus skip-it if short on time/patience or if the subject-matter does not interest you (black-club) ---------- I will break-up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III)…

I've actually been here many times but I will talk about my most recent visit. Non-VIPs: $60 bring a great time but choose wisely. There is a $5 cover on Friday and Saturday nights. I…

Look, Rhino is a great club if you go with right expectations. It is not cheap, but the overall club is something to behold if you haven't been before. The selection of girls covers the…

Arrived to my club after far too long and saw one of ATFs, Mackenzie, talking to a bouncer when I walked in. I gave her a hug and she remembered me from all of the…

Was traveling to boston for work and took a quick detour to PM off 95. It was a slow shift. I reached there about 2pm. Good mix of girls that suit my taste. Mostly latina…

I have only been here once (a Friday evening) at night. all other times i have been here in the afternoon. this is the club i go to most often when…

I should have known better. Drove past this place and my horniness got the better of me. Thinking with my dick, I flipped back around and headed into this place. I had read reviews before…

At first I was skeptical of this place, it seemed pricey from what I had heard. At night there's a $12 door fee and drinks are $7 and up. The cheapest dances start at $65…

Stopped by the HL needing a great time. Took an early flight in, no work till the next morning at 9. Straight to HL, for afternoon fun. No cover at the door,…

Went here on a Saturday night with a few friends for a bachelor party. The place is nice and the dancers are definitely thick so if you are an ass man this is the place…

So arrived on a Tuesday afternoon around 4:30pm. I believe they do dancer shift changes at about 5pm so I had the pick of the afternoon crew. About 4 dancers on hand. One Latino. Two…

Stopped by for a beer one evening, first time in this club. The clubs north of Tampa are much better mileage with full nude full contact. I was immediately scouted by a girl when I…

Have been going to Treasures for maybe 5-7 years now. Moved out of Houston a couple years ago and just recently had a chance to go back. I would say the talent there in…

Safari has been in business for quite a few years, and the building used to house Doc's Bar & Grill back in the 90's - mid 2000's. But now the place is closing and…

I've heard a few recent reports that Kings Wild has made some changes and hired some hot new dances. I found myself in the area on Friday night and decided to check into it.…

Was here on a recent Wednesday evening, arrived little after 7. I won't speak to much about the layout, most has already been discussed. Cover was $5. They have a current promo for $1 dom…

After my last visit mid July on a Thursday that was really good, I was feeling the need and stopped by again. I was a bit short of time so, I didn't stop by the…

I knew from earlier reviews this wasn't a nigh mileage club. But I decided to check it out since it has a reputation for attractive girls, and I figured Sunday is a gamble in most…

I’ve been to the The Runway a couple time in the afternoon in the past and never thought much of the place. I found myself in Hillsboro for a birthday on Friday evening and…

o I decided to pay a visit after some luck at the Horseshoe Casino. The place was not that busy. There have been many complaints about this club in the past year. I have to…

Was in town back in May and had a free evening. Went in on a Friday night a bit before midnight. Not too busy and had a decent selection of attractive ladies. Didn't stay on…

Went on Thur to the Pre Grand Opening Party.. Event was scheduled to start about 730 and I did not arrive till about 930. The parking lot is still a pot hole mess.…

After a couple of disappointing weekend visits, I returned to what had been working for me in the past - an early afternoon weekday visit. Arrived well before valet, so parked free of charge and entered…

Controversy is a very nice club. It does not look dingy inside or old at all. Typically on a given Saturday night there is usually between 6-10 girls. Most girls do not…

I was in Dallas for a couple of days and love to hit the strip clubs here since they are so much better than where I live in Arkansas. I hit BabyDolls and its a…

I went in on a Saturday nite around 9pm. There were about 7 dancers there and they were either talking with regulars of huddled together talking and laughing. Drinks are reasonably priced and…

I hadn't been to Atlantis since they raised the price of the dances. I was pleased to see the dancer quality is up. Tried the $100 room for the first time. Wish I had known…

After having an arguement with my girlfiend in Tijuana I decided to take a taxi to Hong Kong Club to cheer up. Wow, best thing I ever did! I entered the club, turned right, climbed…

I had stopped in this club on a weekday about noon, but did not have much time but was curious so the next time I was in town I stopped on a Saturday afternoon before…

Been coming here a while but the last couple of times, I left early because the girls seem to sit and chat up their regulars and the few that kept me coming back are no…

I decided to come in during the afternoon because I just wanted to see some titties with my beer. However I was not aware that there were only going to be a single pair on…

Not too bad of a place, although I was there on a dead night. Clearly, this place is good if you're a regular, because for the first hour, I could barely get any girls…

This was my first visit to a strop club, so bear that in mind. Traveling from out of state and had some buddies that suggested we go since I had never been. I was a…

Dropped by Friday night the place was full, but still with a good dancer to customer ratio. There was a $7 valet, $10 cover and $20 for a booth. The dancers are ok, there are a…

Seriously looks like someone put a pole in someone's basement. Interior is all wooden and doesn't really feel like the typical strip club atmosphere (maybe what you want, but me personally not really.) Girls…

Hadn't been in this place for a couple of months, and just a reminder of why really. Walked in around 10:30 on a Thursday night, and including employees there were 7 people there. 4 customers,…

I was in town on a Friday for a wedding on Saturday and had time to kill so I decided to try a club I hadn't gone to before. Took a cab from my hotel…

I hit Playmates on my way to Buffalo. I’ve been once before and had a good time so I was looking forward to another visit. This visit was on a Friday night about 8. I…

This place was nasty. In both good and bad ways. The place was dirty, the girls were not attractive. When I got there there were mostly some super skinny AA girls, and one gigantic white…

So I was looking for a place that had video poker to play and hopefully watch some girls dance unfortunately the video poker slots face the bar and a wall behind the bar so you…

I dropped into the Magic Lantern on a Wednesday evening about 6 pm on my way from Boston to Buffalo. The club is laid out like a bar on one side with a stage and…

After walking out of Madame Oar's (see my review), I found this place. The staff and dancers were very friendly and there was very little pressure to go private. Maybe because it was…

This was my first time in a strip club. The vibe was pretty chill when I walked into the club. The bouncers took my door fee and I walked in started to look around the…

OPENING THOUGHTS It's been a month since I had been able to make my way to my favorite Phoenix stomping grounds. I arrived early enough (8pm) to make sure I could get a table on…

Lipstick on a pig is still a pig. The joint sucks. It's tacky and terrible decor is suitable for the women working there. When did they get so old? The ladies I mean. Can't the…

Needed to blow of some steam and relax after a rough couple of weeks so headed in around 11 PM. Already had a good crowd but I was able to find a seat near, but…