Reviews

So I arrived around 8pm on a Wednesday and the place was dead. At the time they had 1 or 2 girls dancing (but to be honest - they just were not even close…

I visited the Men’s Club on a Friday night around midnight. This was my very first visit for me, so everything was new to me and I was checking things out. Th Mens…

Visited Hong Kong on Friday for two nights. Got room at Cascades(above HK). They have new room there and and they gave me one of them. I had room with 2 beds. the rooms are…

I started out at another nearby club where Spanish was the dominant language, but it was not a good day to be there, so I came over to the GABC to spend a Benjamin or…

I hadn’t been to the Goldrush in easily more than ten years. The last time I was there it was a white/mixed club. Of course, it has been considered a black club for…

Kinda dead on early afternoon stop by. Only 5 dancers I saw but saw some come and go from dressing room. Only about 8 customers . At least not as smokey. As noted before, 3…

The club looks like a dump from the outside but it's not terrible on inside. The night I was there it was a $10 cover and about 5 other customers besides me. Spent two hours…

Fantasys is a cute little place tucked into an easily missed corner right before the bridge to get on to fort myers beach. Theres no fee for parking, and no cover. Its a small place…

Okay so if you look at my previous reviews you'll know I expect long yardage TD's when I go to a club. I pretty much go for on. Being in Texas and other clubs out…

Another 2 month overdue review. Guilty as charged. A wet and miserable Saturday afternoon found me looking to GTFOff the road for a few minutes. I remembered that I owed this spot another chance so I…

It was a Wednesday evening and I decided to go to Diamond Dolls. There was plenty of parking and free. Entry to the club was free and as soon as you walk in there are…

I must admit, there is not much I can add to what has been said about this club. There were plenty of girls, maybe as much as one-to-one ratio. The place had a…

So I stopped at Dancers Den on a Thursday night on my way home after work. You walk in rhe bar is nearlt 3 feet in front of your face. Theres no real lighting so…

There is a peculiar trait of humans whereby they quite often do not take the advice of those who "had been there and done that." This trait was with me today. The last several times…

Had time to kill and stopped by this strip club located on the lower level down some stairs of a restaurant. Place is located in university city in the Penn area. Entrance fee…

Was in town for a couple of day's business with a spare day in between, so decided to head here after checking out the other reviews for Fort Meyers clubs. It was 40 mins from…

It's been a while since I have been to Bogart's so I thought I would try and see what was new. Usually I see a couple of dancers my type in the club but…

So much fun I had the best time here. I went in on a Sunday night with some friends just to grab some drinks. But, I ended up getting a few dances and having so…

Which is the real problem. The Seattle club scene just doesn't have that much to offer. The girls looked great. Got two dances. We'd been drinking before we went so I don't remember either of…

I don't know why I keep ending up at this one club in the Pinellas County area, but evidently I think it's worth going to, because it keeps on being the one that I think…

Friday night around 10pm. Placed was packed. Reasonable beer at $4. Great selection of ladies, with most being 8+. Good mix too, with several black girls that were 9s and…

A really nice club to visit during the afternoon. There is one stage in action (out of three), but a decent number of dancers, all of whom are hot. There is no cover charge, at…

I was in the neighborhood and stopped in. This is an interesting little place. There were about 5 dancers there. The price is certainly right at $10.00 per. I was sitting…

I had a limited amount of time, so I visited Seductions, which seems to have the better reviews compared with its neighbor. It's a strange layout, with a hall with a bunch of private…

This is a weird place, but in a good way. It looks like a barn essentially. Inside kind of reminds you of an 80s dive bar look. Real grimey looking, but the atmosphere and mood…

Went to Landing Strip on a Wed afternoon around 5pm just because I need nothing better to do. The main set is one big room with a stage in the center and chairs along the…

I came by after work to wait out the traffic. I was there in the early evening (before 6pm), so I got in free. The shift change is around 7pm, I think. There tends to…

Listen....I am your friend and I care about you. YOU NEED TO GO HERE!!! Obviously, there is not tons that can be said that has not already been said. But you need to put…

This review covers 2 visits during SB week in 2017, one on a Tuesday, and one on SB Sunday. I had lurked tuscl and read about the various issues regarding LE and this club. Nevertheless,…

This is more of a humble brag than a review although I will try to give some club details. Tuesday evening about 430 I got to the club walked in it wasn't quite dead but…

Entered GCC about 4:00 pm Sunday. I was surprised at the number of PLs, guessing about 14. About 7 were at the rail and tipping, so the girls were showing some enthusiasm on stage. There…

Have been a regular to this place for a while but the quality is deteriorating. Went there on a weekday where about 14 girls were listed. $10 for cover and $7 for a mandatory non…

A fairly lame experience. Maybe 6-7 women on duty, 3 or 4 Caucasians and 3 African Americans. Unfortunately, none of them were particularly attractive. I spoke for a bit with one young African American, who…

Interesting layout. Definitely an AA hangout, which I'm good with. I enjoy the ladies of color. Parking lot is well lit with an attendant that collects $5 on the way in, then promptly goes back…

Staying in the area and seemed like one of the better options and the food menu looked good, and what is better than a nice dinner with a beer and naked women. It was…

I finished up early with an appointment and was close, so I decided to stop by CRC for lunch I'd heard they had a good, reasonably priced lunch so I thought, "Why not?".…

I headed for the block last Tues after lunch. My first stop was CP which 'used' to be fairly good. There were 3 dancers, black gal on stage, white gal (heavy) and don't remember…

Well now, after 3 busts at the CP, RR and Chez.... and reading that the Circus was now fairly good I Ventured into the wasteland. I asked the doorman who was tending bar... it…

I usually visit on a weekday but this time i was able to visit on a saturday. First of all, there are more girls on the weekend than during the week. And they are walking…

Arrived around 8 and nobody was dancing and only one other guy in the place. Still hit up for a $5 cover but the beer prices were okay. One or two girls stopped…

I stopped by this strip club last month when I went to visit Detroit. This is a topless club. I went on a weekday about 7 and stayed for 2 or 3 hours. While I…

Pretty big bust, for me. I showed up around 9pm, and while there were 8 or so dancers around, at least 3 were just sitting at the "bar" area near the front shooting the shit…

I slipped in late, after 12am. The place was packed with scarcely a place to roost. There were maybe 20 dancers, most were 7's some approaching a high 8. I managed to squeeze into the…

I went here a few times. The dances are $20 a pop and I think $150 for VIP. You can definitely get extras here. The girl I had literally suggested herself to take my cock…

Went in around 3-3:30 on a Tuesday a couple weeks back. Two girls dressed but only one actually appeared to be working. The other was busy, eating, etc. Hennessy came over and offered some…

Sadly, Wild Wild West closed for business in late August. Sad day for Salina. For those that missed it - was a great club, drinks were priced realistically, laps could be very nice,…

I was curious one night and was in the neighborhood so i chose to stop by. I wasn't expecting much so i had a set amount of money on me so i could get a…

I'm a dayshift kinda guy. The vibe is slower and more relaxed. The girls in general haven't hardened to the world of Stripperdom and will invest some time to talk and hangout.…

This place is big on advertising it offers free lunch -- hamburgers and fries -- between 11 am and 7 pm. Never tried it but I might one day. They also apparently have a chef…

Tattletale Lounge is near the I-85 highway. It was about 10 minutes from my hotel in midtown. From the outside, the club appears pretty small. The person at the door was friendly.…

Don't be fooled by the "small size" of this club. While it's not as big as its NY counterparts, it's just as fun! A lot of the girls rotate between this stiletto, the nyc one,…

Place is located near a highway but there are plenty of parking near the back so that you won't be seen. Came in on a Wednesday night and was greated by security. Had…

The Jetstrip is a small club with a single stage. Came on a Thusday. I stopped by to have lunch and a lap dance. Probably around a dozen dancers with fewer customers.…

So I finally took the Hong Kong plunge after hearing and reading about it for what felt like years...wow. I had a very good game plan in place which seemed to work well so here goes…

Came into this place on a Saturday night after watching the fight at a bar. Only reason I came in was because we saw a sign outside that said $10 entrance. Titties on Hollywood Blvd. for ten…

I travel to Dallas at least once a month for business and since the old CR changed, this has been my go to spot. Truthfully I go for the friendliness of the staff, meaning…

Was looking for a place to let off some steam so I found myself at Kennedy's. Not many dancers (2 white, 2 latino, 2 black) were available. Claudia came up to me and…

This place is an average strip club in opinion. The location you can't best, as it'd the only one in center city. Find the Apple bees and pizza spot and go down the alley near…

This review is actually about a couple visits around three weeks apart. Dollie's is reliable and predictable enough that one review can really do for both visits. The last time I visited Dollie's, I took…

This was my first time visiting a strip club ever and I have to say after being nervous as heck at first when I finally went in I felt at ease. Went to the bar, beers…

Stopped by on a Monday night because I was near and bored with the other local clubs. $5 cover when I arrived about 9pm. It's been a long time since I was…

This place is a dive, hole in the wall type of place. The drinks are average enough, I think I paid around three bucks for the beers which is what you'd spend in a restaurant…

Went after midnight after an event. There was side street parking didn't have to pay I guess since it was after 12. Walked in there bouncer had to kick someone out because he was too…

Hadn't made the trek up I-95 in awhile. But circumstances found me at the South Philly club on a Tuesday one week, and a Wednesday a couple of weeks later. While Tuesdays are known for the…

Wow. Just wow. Decided to pass by after work, after the traffic I was heading into. Place is close to Dadeland mall, and literally on the street of Sunset place. Its a decent sized place not…

Weekday night decided to pass by since it was on my way to my destination. Looks like a regular bar that so happens to have a pole. No females dancing at the time. About 30…

Finally got the chance to visit this club after so many failed attempts in the past. It is in the middle of a residential area. So when I first drove up I was a bit…

Despite the odd turn out, I had a hell of a good time this evening. Doctorevil was wonderful enough to join me on a long night of club hopping and turned what otherwise would have…

Stopped in 9:45 PM on Thursday a couple weeks ago. Much smaller crowd than previous visits. Upon pulling in, many more available parking spaces than usual in prime lot. This was backed up by…

Been there before and done the two for one nude dances which run $100 with tip. Saw Nikki and decided it was time to try VIP Room. Paid got settled and settled on $80 tip.…

To be clear, my rating is for the beautiful faces and bodies. Also, the girls were friendly and they got fully nude. It's refreshing to see strippers with natural bodies, flat stomachs, and little/no…

This club is regularly reviewed, so no need to go over the layout or policies. Most of the talent were 5s or 6s, a lot of somewhat chubby girls. Most seemed friendly on stage, but…

I came to curves around 6:30-7pm on a Monday. The first thing I noticed is that was just super dark w only black lights. The tables are very close together. There weren’t many people there…

It's been over 15 years since I've been to this club, but a friend wanted to meet for lunch and suggested here so off I went. The reason I don't bother with this club is…

It's been over a week since Irma dropped by Florida and "destroyed" much of the state. News reports indicated Jacksonville was "hit hard." Though I saw little sign of damage from the interstate.…

This place is consistently inconsistent. I feel like sometimes I go I seem to get attention immediately from every dancer in the place, other times it's an absolute ghost town. Also it definitely appears like…

Highly Recommend. Great looking girls. & Veterans get in free! MMV for extras though. At other clubs there may be a few good looking girls, diamonds in the rough. The…

Number 1 reason to stop in - $1 beers during Happy Hour. WHAT! The cover was $5 -OK- but I have never paid a buck for beer in a strip club ever. Typical layout inside…

I was traveling to Florida, and stopped near Fayetteville. Decided to try a coupe of SCs in the area to see how they were. My first stop was Sparky's. There were 5-6 dancers, half AA.…

I was staying near the airport and needed to find a place with a late kitchen that was not fast food. I saw a billboard for this place and thought, "why not?".…

Was headed up I95 to West Palm Beach Airport on Tuesday afternoon and was about an hour ahead of schedule so I decided to make a short detour to the Porthole. As others have described…

It seems like they don't want any dancers or customers anymore during the day. I used to drop by for a fast beer after work and there were always a handful of girls or…

I came back here for the first time in 7 years hoping my favorite dancer from when I lived in Des Moines was still there. I knew it was a long shot, but she was…

I visited this club several nights is row last month. I was in town for a conference and it was a straight shot down the road from the resort. I would have preferred…

A few weeks ago I tried to swing by Vixens for an afternoon visit - times for that place are all over the place (this site still lists noon, some sites say 3PM and currently…

$20 to get in. Plenty of safe parking in the lot out front. I came in because I read reviews of huge amounts of very pretty girls. This was not the case, for me. There…

I heard about this club as a good chill spot. I was in Austin and so decided to hit up the spot. First and foremost the club is in the middle of a warehouse area.…

I was in town for two weeks and had time for a visit on a Wednesday afternoon. I made it there around 2pm and it was already packed. Seeing that they had a mandatory VIP…

I don't think I get credit for this, but WTH. After the PP last week. I needed some real skin touching and rubbing. Arrived after 5:00 parking was $10.00. I don't hate it,…

So after a first visit to the club and submitting a first review w limited info due to being more observative the first visit, I went for a second visit with more confidence, and a…

I've walked past this place plenty of times after Twins games and wanted to stop by in the afternoon when I was done with work. The day I was there, the place had very few…

This club is always a surprise for me. Given all the dancers are mostly white rarely you see an attitude girl. This particular trip me and only other customer was there. The dancers are Christina old…

So I was bored after Hush (see review) and decided to go back here. Only 4 girls working tonight. Only 1 girl interesting and just what I wanted. Pretty much same $20…

Made my first visit to the Silver Cricket as work brought me to the area. The area seems to be safe and parking was easy and free. As I walked in, I was…

Got to the club as it opened. Not many girls working so they waived cover. Beers were cheap and the girls were friendly. Didn't spend too much money, but will be back…

I went to the club last Wednesday night, and I wish I had gone elsewhere. There were a lot of dancers milling around the club, and there were many lesbian women in there too.…

I finish up my business meeting early. So before I hit the road, I wanted to check out some chocolate dancers. I've heard about this dive club from a co- worker. And it was just…

You can have a good time here if your expectations are adjusted accordingly. It's a very basic Chicago bar, a sort of cinderblock hut in the middle of a corner lot parking lot in McCook,…

I visited the 19th hole recently and felt comfortable because for better or worse this is what they were back in the day. The bartender was nice if not as attentive as I would want.…

Traveling to Oregon for work, and came across this place. I wasn't sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Went on a Tuesday night, and there were a decent amount of girls dancing. About…