Reviews

This place is ol' reliable. It is very dark when you walk in - hang a left to the restrooms until your eyes get used to it. But the darkness makes for a very chill and classy…

I had vowed to never come here again based on my prior visit last summer. But, with Centerfold's closed and a lack of other good west side options I decided to give it…

First a few things for you to remember. ~This place is dark! Which is nice if you want to find a little cubby in the corner to relax with your chica but sucks if…

The Mens Club is just inside the Raleigh beltline, but somewhat isolated in a warehouse area away from the main roads, except for the interstate. When you arrive you'll be offered valet parking, but it…

Not Whatever, But Indifferent, But Only Because It Was My Mood And Not The Club's Fault Went in a little after midnight during the recent St. Patty's saturday. Reason for going was because a buddy of…

I have been here a few times, and I always enjoy myself, but I've mostly gone during the week. I was lucky enough to go on a Saturday recently, and the place was packed. Both stages…

Went there about a year ago. Maybe things have changed with the cameras people keep mentioning, but had a great time. Hot little blond working there (young, super fit, cute B-cup tits, brazilian). Did…

In El Paso for business and stopped by the Red Parrot. I get here about once every two years or so and nothing much changes. It was a Sunday evening at about 7 pm so…

I was here on business so decided to try Orange first. The Orange is, as the name implies, painted orange on the outside and the entrance is on a corner. Inside, it's pretty dark. Music…

So I have been here several times and one of the reasons is because I have a couple favorites at this joint. I’ve been to all the others and can still say that this club…

arrived saturday night there were a few girls but things heat up and more girls come in as the night goes so much so the sluts stand behind the coach because there is no more…

I mean wow went down even further than the past! Went in on a Friday night around 10 and I couldn't believe it only 2 dancers at that time! One has worked there off and…

Was passing through and decided to give the club a try. It’s a pretty plain brown building and there is not much signage saying it’s fluffers. Cover was $15 which I thought was high and…

I’ve been to this club a few times over the last several years and have had mixed reviews... usually I start out disappointed but eventually find something that floats my boat at a decent price…

I went in with my wife and another couple. While there seemed to be a good number of hot dancers, it kinda felt like we were being snubbed. Its definitely not because my wife was…

Club layout is the same as other have described. Arrived before any cover. took a while to get a drink at the bar and there were 8 girls on shift of various levels…

This review is for Lace . Went there a couple weeks ago but forgot to write a review until now. Lace is a decent club it's a bikini bar that serves alcohol the other side…

So this is my take on the last few Monday's I've been in to the Ritz. Lots of variety of girls. They got this girl named Daisy who has the biggest butt I've…

Been here several times during my work lunch hour and here’s a quick recap of today’s visit. For all the splashy ads they pay for on all the cabs, the actual location is thankfully quite…

I was not very impressed with this place. It's a bikini bar but I knew that going in but at least they serve alcohol here and was in the mood for something a little more…

It had been about 4.5 months since I had last been to Whispers. A friend of mine wanted to go so I decided to go with him. I had been across the parking lot at…

Thought I would stop by for a lunch and a show....guess what,,,,paid the cover of $6 then was informed that here is no lunch today....ok beer and a dance then....sat at the bar....the bartender with…

Physically the nicest and cleanest club in COI, with some of the top lookers as dancers. Daytimes can be a little sparse (4 dancers until about 3 is typical), but I got lucky this day…

I'm not sure why I had such low expectations for this visit. Looking back now, the average reviews on TUSCL are pretty decent. Maybe I'd just caught a few individual reviews that were underwhelming, or…

This was my second time to Vampers...it is the new club in N Progesso, Stopped for a beer and it was busy for the time of day. Found a table and with in 5 mins…

I checked out Scores on a Friday afternoon after seeing some reviews indicating it was on the rise. I admit I had my doubts as I had visited Scores shortly after it changed names…

It's been a few years since my last visit to the Sands as I now live on the east coast. This work trip, I decided that my last night in Seattle would be spent at…

I'd been ignored my last several times here, so this time I was please when a decent looking dancer immediately came up to me and sat on my lap. She tempted me for a little…

Had some time to kill before one of my ATFS shift at another club. That is pretty much the only time I seem to stop in here anymore. The 5 girls on the shift…

Went to pts show club on a Friday night after getting blown off by a potential date. Was driving by and figured I needed a little distraction. Walked in and cover was 10 dollars but…

Back in the south Jersey area so made my semi-annual trip to Playhouse Lounge. Nothing has changed with decor other than the men's bathroom being fixed up to give a little more privacy is needed.…

Good place to watch the stage show and have a draft or two. All dancers go nude onstage by the third song. I didn’t get any dances as they seem really tame/lame.…

I hadn't been here in several months and after winning a few hundred on video poker at MGM Sunday evening, I figured it was time to return. There were some new faces tonight and two…

I have been to this club on two occasions during the time that Vic's was closed down. It is the exact same vibe, with 99% of the dancers being black women. The shapes…

This review is about a specific dancer, nothing has changed in the club since my last review. Watch out for Winter if you get a dance from her. She's pretty attractive, much more fit than…

Saturday night visit last month: My peak night misgivings turned out to be overblown tonight. Although eventually became crowded, it was not uncomfortably so. I always managed to find a stage side seat, or open…

Sunday afternoon visiting Miami. Stopped through pretty empty 5 guys 4 dancers. Bartender was extremely friendly and hot. 2 drink minimum no cover. Round Bar area where you can sit. Most sit…

Went to marios and got there about 4 o'clock. No cover and bought bottled water for $5.50. Looked around and saw a few dancers who were skinny and not very attractive. Saw maple a stacked…

This place was horrrrribbbleeeee. Should start with the fact that we are from Detroit so Windsor club is not even close to what’s across the river. We went over to do some sports gambling and figured…

If I go to a strip club in Seattle I usually make the drive up to Pandoras. I'd never been to Kittens but it gets good reviews and it's a lot more convenient for me…

I frequently visit here when I am in town. Was there on a Saturday which can get busy. The place is more of a dive but comfortable. When you walk in you will get patted…

Second time here and my second review. I decided not to wait until 28 days later to get the free credit because this place is just that awesome. This club is levels above the rest.…

I don't like valet parking, so I drove past two or three other places before stopping at this one. And really that's the only reason I decided to give it a try. No cover when I…

Enter the Chaindog. It has been ages since I rolled this way. Came in with a cousin who is a regular, Got carded at the door even though I will never see 50 again. The…

Haven’t been to this place in years. I use to go all the time with friends before we were 21 and started hanging out at the other clubs that serve alcohol. Was bored one night…

I've been to Fantasy Plaza a couple of times and decided to add my review to the mix. First of all, I think the outside makes the place look smaller than it is. The inside is…

Fancy's has been in Valley Brook for a long time. In fact of all the clubs on 59th Street between I-35 and Eastern, Fancy's is the only one that has survived intact. All the other…

Ahhhh!!! Here we go again.... Every time I come here expecting better, I get disappointed. EVERY TIME!!!! It was Sunday afternoon and I usually come and meet a very beautiful AA dancer. Very soft skin,…

Dragon West is the last club standing in Lawton that is open, has cold beer, friendly entertainers, and a feeling of safety. I believe one reason for this club still being in operation is their…

First let me say all Orlando clubs are ignoring the touch and go policy as of right now. Since coming back from Atlanta I've been strip club happy and noticed what was common at the…

Crazy House can be a really good time but it's also pretty high on the hustle scale. I've found the doormen/bouncers to be exceptionally rude compared to the other gogo's in Cowboy. The…

As usual, it was dinner and a show. This time was a bit different, we were with another couple, and it was St. Patty's Day. We arrived early, just before 6, so no…

I've made a couple or three visits to the Block in Baltimore, and I'm getting the idea that this club is pretty typical of the non-name brand places (looking at you, Hustler). Physically, it's…

I was a little hesitant about going to a club in West Terre Haute on a thursday night, but I have to admit that I was impressed. The club isnt very big, and a little…

I have no idea why this is listed as a bar and restaurant. There is certainly no food here and if there was you wouldn’t want to touch it. I peek in this bar…

First thing, it is nude so no alcohol. That being said, the juice bar has a good amount of options. I wasn't bothered by the 2 drink minimum because of that. The bartenders were attentive…

Never been here before, had traveled to Indiana many times and this place was recommended. Easy to find, plenty of parking, and a lot of people there on a Thursday night about 9 when…

After dropping a friend at the airport, I stopped by to watch the second half of the UMBC game. BSC is not the greatest place to watch a game. The only decent seats are to…

Was visiting Michigan to hang out with friends and had to get back home Sunday morning, as I had decided to drive out on Saturday night I decided to go for the gold and get…

Showed up around 4:30ish. I was the only one there. One by one the 6 girls would come over and sit on my lap. I have never seen so ugly of girls in my life.…

This club had gone through many changes over the years. It seems the more they try, The more they miss. The decore and furnishings, stage etc mimic that of a high end club. First, they…

oh boy !!! And I don't mean in a good way. Got there at my normal time looked at the parking lot ,and there were a lot of cars. Surprised me a little because I…

I went there early in the evening. No one dancing when I arrived and only a couple other customers. Bartender was pretty and very friendly. Ordered domestic beer and it was about 4.00, average strip…

Visiting NOLA on business, and once again Penthouse does not disappoint. Most Bourbon St clubs are tourist traps. Penthouse is an upscale club that can be best compared to top level clubs in NYC and…

So I just got off work around 11 and I decided that I'd stop in since I've never been there before. There was barely anybody in there. I met the guy at the door and…

Me and a few buddy's decided to stop by here one night for a few drinks but that all changed when we walked in. After we pay the cover to get in I walked towards…

This place is hit or miss. I've only been a few times but most of those times were either disappointing or nothing special. There were a few hot black girls but the rest I had…

The day shift here is more relaxed than the night shift. Drink hustle is still in effect. The problem with the private dances is that no one really keeps track of the time.…

I stopped in to the Playhouse after I hit the nearby liquor store for a 6 pack. Can't miss this place along southbound Rt. 130 - the building is light purple. Go inside…

Went to PW this past Tuesday. I was able to stay for about a few hours because I had to get up early for an out-of-town trip. Most of the time on Tuesdays,…

I've visited Oasis many times over the years, and it seems to go up and down in quality. Right now I think it's on the upswing. The club layout is pretty standard for a mid-size…

This place has been packed every time I visit. They have four stages, but you can’t sit in one spot to see them all. The ladies are above average, and probably the best looking in…

Went back to Hi-Liter looking for the spinner the last time I was there. I did see her, but I was intrigued by this girl with a face that reminded me of a Taylor…

I've been here twice in the past month, both times early on weekday afternoons. I can see why people like it so much. Always a lot of dancers working, at least half of…

So, this is a real review. I have been going to this place for over 20 years and generally just to get some good Grub & ogle some nice bodies. Like everyone else. But this…

Not a review, sorry. The Brass Rail has been sold and is going to be torn down, along with the buildings next to it. https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/03/15/sunnyvale-brass-rail-may-be-derailed-by-townhouse-project/ I've been going there for years. Made friends with several of the…

I stopped in around 8 on Friday i haven't been here for 7 years or more. Few cars in lot, rang bell paid 10. 1 decent blonde sitting at "bar" maybe a 6. She approached…

As the title says, this place has the best looking girls in Huntsville without question. I've probably been 6 or 7 times on varying days, and there has always been at least one dancer that…

Hey this place is pretty cool. I am new to the scene in COI. Man, it didn't disappoint. I sat down with one girl Carmen. She took me back for a couple of dances on…

So on a recent 10 day trip down to Miami and Boca I had chance to visit on reco from Papi the BC. Now I’m a white dude who likes the darker ladies and…

I went in, headed to the bar and a gorgeous 8+ girl offered me a seat. This was fortuitous so I immediately got a dance. It was ok, nothing to write home (or tuscl) about.…

I just went to ricks about midnight and it was kinda packed. 30+ girls, 6-7 range. Lots of massage girls for some reason and some of them were hotter than the dancers. I…

Lots of women working. The bar was jammed with 60 year old retired guys and workers coming in, lots of regulars. It was like walking into a party where they all knew each…

Went to the Chicken because of word of mouth. Thought it was closed only a couple of cars in the lot. It was the first weekend so the liquor license was still up in the…

Last club I visited on my trip thru Souther FL and simply put for me I realy liked the place and hit it 4 times whikevin the area. First night in Area is a…

Pink Pony is always one of the clubs that I visit when in Atlanta. Nice laid back atmosphere and usually lots of pretty girls. It is a good place to watch the talent,…

Went with my buds for a friends bachelor bachelor. There were many attractive girls but unfortunately many of them had pasties due to San Antonio's prude laws. Honestly though I was pretty buzzed when we…

It's not as bad as it was a month ago but it's not as good as it was a year ago. The dancers are able to give a better dance than they were when…

I’ve been to this club a couple of times and am reviewing mostly to warn people that this definitely isn’t the best place in town (as it currently seems to be rated). And the…

Club is not far off I-65 on a rather busy highway, in a reasonably safe feeling neighborhood, at least in the daytime. Plenty of free parking, but a $5 cover charge as you enter.…

After 2 good trips to BC down in Miami as per reco from Papi I moved to the Boca area and tried 2 clubs out of pompano from there. Pull up to club…

So i went in with some friends to check out the smoke bar. Didn't click to me that this was Titillations because I don't remember seeing the smoke bar in the past. We sat upstairs…

I went here with some friends on a Saturday night around 10pm. First tip is if you park in the free lot across the street make sure you park in the first row.…

I see a lot of reviews for an earlier than usual time of day, however a buddy and I got in about 10pm, paid 10 cover and there was no scan or pat down. Every…

Went to pts after a long time. Got myself a six pack and paid the cover to go inside. I have covered the club layout before so would not go over it again. After sitting…

So i’ve been to the Golden Banana many times over the past 20 years. I’d been many times prior to them closing down, and a few times since reopening many years ago. The…

I was in town for business and wanted to check it out while here since I've never been before. After reading all of the negative reviews on here regarding the no touching / 3 foot…

Nothing to do on a Friday night so figured why not check out the block. Parking in the area isn't great, so if you have a nice car I'd advise taking an uber in.…

Just a quick drive by, so to speak, on my way somewhere else. I thought I might catch Barbie, one of my favorites, but no luck. I enjoyed one beer but was shocked…

Less Of A Stripclub And More Of A Local Clubhouse With The Occasional Stripper Easy to find location on the mainstrip in Aldergrove, the entrance is around the side. Through the doors and you're into…