The starter pokemon of strip clubs
Billy Dean's is the last strip club in Nassau and it certainly feels like it. It's only open thursday-saturday nights, is in the middle of a shopping plaza on a major road, and is staffed almost exclusively by college girls who have never stripped before. It's the starter pokemon of strip clubs. There's a 10 dollar cover to get in and a chase ATM located conveniently across the street. 2 girls don opposite sides of the stage at a time for 15 minute sets, and tip accordingly if you want to get their attention for a lapdance after. Drinks are what you'd expect to pay these days. There's a curtained booth for 3 minute lap dances but downstairs is where the VIP lap dances take place. The resident bartender isn't another girl but who I can only assume is Billy himself. VIP dances don't get much mileage compared to the Suffolk strip club, whether due to girls' personal qualms or fear of management cracking down is up for debate. Even though it's the closest club to me I can't say I'll be back. While young and attractive the girls just aren't as fun as the Suffolk clubs.
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