Reviews

This club is definitely the classiest of all of the strip clubs in Austin. I visited almost all of them when I have been in town, but this one is the best. Although if you…

small disclaimer, i am usually not on a large budget so talk of the town suits my needs better. a couple buddies of mine frequent LD and i decided to tag along this time.…

As I described in my review of the nearby Henry the VIII, where I was not super-impressed with the line-up of girls, I got a free pass to check out Bogart's which is only three…

Went here recently after hearing some good things about it. The building is pretty run down, nothing fancy inside or out. Big stage in the center, video poker along one side of the stage, and…

Having spent Thursday, Friday and Saturday visiting a handful of clubs while in the Detroit area, I had some time to kill before my flight out Sunday, and Henry the VIII was one of the…

Back at PTs all nude. This time tue afternoon 1-3pm. This club is always hit or miss this time of day. Today was a miss. Pulled in. I counted 6 girls dancing. Two were 6's…

I stop by the Palace & Royalty Room any time I'm in the area for work. The Palace is in the front and had a $5 cover to get. They have drinks and topless low…

Down in London for a couple of days at a trade show managed to ditch my co-workers after dinner (saying I wanted to have an early night) and got to the Axe just before the…

This is my first trip back here in probably 4 years. Cover is $20 and a bottle of water is $3. They seem to be keeping the physical club up pretty well. The outside and…

Haven't been to this club in year's.. usually because it's damn near in spartanburg but figured this might be my last trip to Greenville SC in general I'd get this one in as well. As others…

I've been to the Rhino several times. We called for the club limo and got free entry. I don't know why anyone would take a cab here and pay cover. Tipped the limo…

The Factory was bought out by the owner of Red Diamonds as the venue is allowed by the city to stay open later 4-5am. There hasn't been much renovations since the old Factory layout but…

Visions Strip Club may look like a dirty run down place for creepy men, and sexy skanky women with little to no morals... but that’s because it kind of is. From the moment you walk…

I went on a Saturday night. Parking was $20 and entry was $30. I get there and sit down at the benches to the left, and a super hot black girl sits on…

The girls here are very nice. Most seem quite willing to talk to you before asking for dances. In fact, the 3 girls I got dances from I asked for the dances. I'm sure they…

I have visited this Club frequently for the past three years. For the most part I have enjoyed my time here and the dancers have always been friendly and attractive. Recently though, over the last…

Another visit to Sugar Daddies. The same layout and concept. Yes, it might be getting old and tired, as I did see some couches in VIP with torn seats. Time to upgrade or sell? Now that the…

I stopped by at lunchtime due to their lunch specials. When I got there (12:15), there were no dancers there yet. I ordered food before realizing this so I figured that I'd stick around. The bartender…

I knew from last year this club was more about the food than the girls .. but I was in Greenville so I said fuck it... worse case I'll eat good. Order the beef tips and…

This place has some great reviews which seemed crazy for Alabama but it delivered. The girls are super nice and the vibe is clean and friendly. They only serve beer and wine but that’s fine…

I personally really like this club. They have beautiful girls.. for the most part. And it’s a very convenient location, right on Columbus Blvd off of I95. I think I payed a 10 dollar cover…

I went with my wife to the club about 11:30 on a Wednesday night and proceeded to stay a couple hours. For a Wednesday night, there were a good number of customers and seating for…

It's about time for that yearly Review. Was in town to meet members from tuscl and had some alone time so I hit Lust up. I tried again to get inside with gym shorts and failed…

The previous reviews give all the details about the club, the prices, etc. So I'll get right to the point - this is a review from a visit a couple weeks ago and I have…

It had been a month since my last visit which was totally a dud as I had written. Was driving back from Boston and decided to give it another shot. What a different visit it…

Heard good things about the lap dances so I decided to make the trip for a visit. Although they were not very crowded there were a large number of dancers. Many were beautiful Brazilian…

went thursday night. pretty busy for thursday. great huge bar. lots of seating around the pole stages. women were ok but three or four were super hot. i picked V…

Stopped in here after a so-so visit to Downtown Cabaret. Things were promising even before getting in the door as there were 2 dancers out front smoking. I don't come to Choice much on Sundays,…

So I was in area again and stopped by Rest A Bit mid afternoon. As I and others have detailed the club layout before, I wont detail that but will just add it was…

I had a VERY rare opportunity to visit my favorite strip club on a Saturday and took advantage of it. I arrived between 1-2 PM. The valet service was already onsite, so I made sure to…

So I was delayed on a flight though Charlotte and my flight was cancelled. Staying at a local hotel, the bar closed at 10pm, so I checked TUSCL for some local action. Think,…

My visit was around mid of july, when I specifically went for a 3 day SC visit. Climaxxx has always been on to my go to list, but was bit disappointed this time. The reasons are following,…

I live only a couple miles from this place so I decided to check it out after a night of drinking. The place is bigger than I expected on the inside. There are 2…

There were at least 20 some odd girls dancing this evening. Some were kind and fun to talk to. But most were hustling hard though. Within minutes of sitting down and getting a drink, they…

Had the itch to see some gorgeous women on a Sunday evening. A few months ago, DTC fit the bill perfectly. I guess I was hoping for a vigorous VIP session like that last visit.…

The last time I went to lace was at least 10 years ago, I'm not in that area all that often. I remember it being a classy joint with hot desirable attractive girls. I went…

I decided on a whim to pay a visit on a Sunday night. I got there about 30 minutes after the club opened. There were only two other customers in the place. I was last…

Sinsaysionals is a strange place. I’ve said that in prior reviews. My recent Thursday visit is another example. I had read the earlier reviews stating that the club had been reduced in…

Made a return visit to PC on a weekend night. Fridays had been packed in the past but it wasn't on this night, i like some decent crowd to mix in with but not totally…

During another business trip to San Diego I took the quick trip across the border to Tijuana, followed by a $5 taxi ride to Hong Kong. The place is amazing. There are so many beautiful women…

I think it was $5 to get in this club. The club itself was nice, not on par with the higher end places in Dallas but still very nice. There is a large main stage…

I've been to night trips many times, it has been awhile..... I was in town for a business so after 8 hrs of gruelly meetings, I needed a drink or several…

Ok, so I come to this spot every now and then to get a few drinks, relax, and feel up on a couple of nice sistas for a hour or two. Well I decided…

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon and was pretty impressed. They had 20+ dancers on shift and didn't have to pay a cover to come in mid afternoon around 2pm. Even though…

I was introduced to the Hong Kong Club by a Orange County based buddy in 2012. I live about 1000 miles away and yet average about 1 trip to Tijuana per month. It is a…

Spent a couple of hours at Fluffers and they only had 3 girls dancing. That is ok since there was only one other in the club over the 2 hours. Two of the girls were…

If you are going to visit this club, go at night on a weekend. The day shift here is incredibly bad. Pretty girls won't work here during the day because there are no customers with…

In Tucson, we sometimes get the summer doldrums or dog days, the heat is on and lots of bars and restaurants offer good deals on drinks and food. So it stands to reason that sometimes…

I had not been to Players Club in more than a year. The physical place has not changed. Still $40 for a card that is good for one year. Subsequent visits are $25 with card.…

Over the last 2 weeks I’ve been around 5-7 times. I’ve seen some nights lines were people were standing in line to get in. I’m not standing in line to get In a…

Came back for a visit on back to back nights. Monday and a Tuesday. Basically the same both nights. Mostly latinas, half older 50+, half in their 30’s. One gigantic booty white chick that comes…

So I ventured upstairs just because . Layout is pretty generic for block standards .. Big bar with chairs around it and stage behind the bar . There was only 2 dancers working a white girl…

Stopped in at OTB for the first time in at least a couple of years. Nothing much has seemingly changed since my last visit, still dark as ever but at least the music isn't too…

That club is small but nicely decorated. It is clean and layout with 3 bars and stage in the center is nice too. There were not much costomers but crowd vary from young and old,…

So, I was back in Vegas for boys trip. Somehow (?) I ended up at Spearmint Rhino - as in I planned to go there as part of the last night of trip. This place…

Came here on a Thursday night with a girlfriend. My first impressions were very good. Nice club that seemed extremely organized. If you don’t want that sleezy strip Club feel you’ll like the welcoming vibe.…

The big difference between Mpire and their neighbor, Camelot, is simple: If you want mostly natural girls, come here. If you want Barbie, go to Camelot. I enjoyed my last visit a few weeks ago.…

I decided to stop in at Night Trips on a random Tuesday evening. I've been to their Tulsa location before, and was pretty impressed with it, so I thought I'd give the OKC version a…

My flight into LA was delayed, so I got there pretty late, around 1am...mind you they close at 2am. For some reason the bouncer said I should use the entry point outside the club on…

Haven't been in a year so this will be my yearly review . I got to the club a few hours before bang did and it was dead... three girls and me lol Once bang walked in…

(Note to reader: this review is not meant as negatively as I'm sure many will find it. You will see what I mean in a few sentences below.) Well - I can't say I wasn't warned…

My second time in Detroit and first time at this club. Apparently I picked a lousy time to stop by (see below), but I was out doing other things and was in the area…

My second visit to Detroit, but my first to Subi's. Visited on a Friday afternoon from 3:30-6:00. Parking was mandatory valet ("$6.00 to the house, my friend," he said, angling for a tip),…

Second visit to Detroit, but my first time at Flight Club. I knew from reviews that this place would be pricey, and that was certainly the case. Visited on a Friday night from…

There were 20 girls and 18 of them rate an 8 or above. Kayla is possibly the most attractive stripper I have ever seen, although I'm not impressed by her ankle tattoos. The club had a…

Chill place, with a few cuties, but no stunners. Only $2 cover. Door staff and bartenders were cool. Drinks were $4-6. Layout is nice for a small town place. Pool table and a couple…

Centerfolds is a reliable venue where, if you’re not too picky about your companion, you can reliably get most anything your filthy little heart desires. When you walk in to Centerfolds, you are immediately…

This place is on the bottom floor of a high rise building. There are several other juicy bars surrounding it. Complete Dive vibe from the outside. No cover to enter. Once inside, there is a…

Hong Kong This place really lives up to the hype. I’ve visited a couple times now, and each time I do come away with a couple gripes here and there, but at the end of the…

The club has been described plenty of times before. I arrived just before happy hour with a handful of dancers sitting at the bar. A 30-something Brazilian named Izza was finishing her…

As I tried to post earlier Centerfolds was to reopen Thursday so about 12:30 AM Sat (actually Sun morning) stopped by. As I have tried to previously report the new owners were denied a liquor…

Okay, I worked there. The bouncer would take the full amount of money from the dancers after every lap dance. The dancers are Nasty 90% of them are in heavy drugs like meth and heroin.…

I'm not much of a strip club monger, but I always enjoyed going to this place. There's always at least a couple decent looking women and the rest aren't all that bad either. The dancers…

Treasures has had its ups and downs (and, I suspect, more than its share of ins and outs). There was a time when Treasures was the go to place for Houston perverts. Then…

This place is going down and prices are going up. Once pantheon was considered the best club to visit for food and beverage deals. The dancer quality use to be the best. The panty had…

I went to the club on a Friday afternoon around happy hour. I guess the phrase that "Everything is Bigger in Texas" even applies to strip clubs. This place was huge. Parked…

I visited Centerfolds on a Saturday night around 10 PM. After entering and paying the twenty dollar cover, I was quickly ushered up to the second floor where a secondary stage and bar was set…

My work took me out of state for awhile, so now that I'm back in AZ I decided to journey for awhile. I made several visits to local "gentlemen's" clubs and stopped at Le…

I met a couple of friends who frequent Ricks on a regular basis. I prefer another club, but its not reviewable on this site. My $20 cover charge was waived because my friends had…

I went around 4 pm after leaving work a bit early. Place was pretty quiet when I entered. I was led past a bar (maybe 5 people sitting there) to the back lounge with just…

As Mr. Burns would say - "oh, let's go slumming, Smithers. It will be a 'hoot,' as the commoners say." And so yes, as I walked out of Flight Club (my normal club)…

Found myself in Tucson for a few days with an afternoon free. Decided to see what the Tucson club scene status is, so arrived at Curves a little after 3 with plans to stay a…

This is a pretty small club that felt like it was run by the Russian mafia. Not the kind of place to make trouble. I went on a Friday night around 11pm and stayed…

I walked in around 930pm. I have never seen a club so dead on a Friday night. Where are all the players ? Southern wives don't let you out to go see topless…

I went to Mons Saturday night and it was packed. The parking was a bit tight but I was told it was okay to park next door. The cover was $20 and it's non-alcoholic…

I went back to this place on a Saturday night and couldn't believe how crowded the place was. There were many, many hot girls. Many of whom were Russian or from some similar eastern european…

Texas Jay's is situated on 1st Street, immediately south of National; and there are two parking lots that accommodate about a dozen cars each. Arriving at 7 pm, I managed to find a space.…

This is a review from approximately 1month ago. I’m pretty sure it was a Saturday evening around 9 pm. I checked out the Facebook beforehand and saw some descent looking girls, there…

This is certainly the most aesthetically pleasing club in Philly. But that’s about all it’s good for. The inside of the club is very nice looking with the layout drawing your eyes right to the…

The only other time I'd been here was for my 18th birthday, and since that was many years (and experiences) ago I was unsure if the experience would live up to my memory. The club…

Stoped by mid week in the afternoon. I guess I always hope there is a new super hot dancer who will become a new favorite or someone you'll go out of your way to…

So, after a bit of a hiatus from the clubs I went to desire after a moderately uninteresting breakfast at FL. Got there a little earlier than I usually do so it was slow, but…

I visited last month on a Tuesday night around 9pm. When I arrived there was a twenty dollar cover but most drinks were supposed to be two dollars a piece. There were several customers there…

Dropped in the Harem and due to seeing some new faces and some regular gals registering above 5's in the looks dept. had to sit and beer it up awhile. Since the other…

This pace is one of the top clubs in New England, but it does require patience. Most of the girls are a 5 or below, but every shift has a few knockouts that are an…

so after the last Saturday that I had went to purple orchid and was extremely disappointed, this Saturday was not a whole lot better. There were two girls who I knew immediately, honey and Jade.…

This has always been my favorite club. I normally come by around 6:00 so I see mostly day shift girls and some of the night shift. I have my favorite, but am friendly…

This was my first venture to Dream Girls if your not from the area, (which I am not) it could be challenging to find. The first thing is that you will notice is not only…

The club is located just of I-95 in southern Providence with free parking available in a well lit lot just outside the front doors. Club Desire is the basic club on the ground floor.…

Arrived around 10pm. Got a drink and sat down at a table. Immediately approached by the dancer that just got off the stage. Bought her a shot for 14 dollars. Talked to her briefly until…