Reviews

after a disappointing visit to Follies at night, I headed over here to Oasis to see if the closings of the Sandy Springs clubs had affected them. parking is free (behind the building) cover is $10 (without…

I arrived at around 10 p.m. Sat evening. The club was kinda busy with what seemed like many dancers working. The difference is valet was the same at $8 but cover went up to $20.…

I traveled to NOLA and got a hotel just outside the French Quarter hoping to visit the famed She Shes. It opens at 9:00 PM. There is no day shift. I showed up…

After watching the b team at follies to de if any girls from the closed clubs showed I headed to fannies. They are repairing the front door where I guess someone drive through it. Anyway…

I stopped by around 11:30 pm on a Tuesday. Parking was $10 (This increase is determined by demand) the pat down was done in front of the club by a security guy dressed in flak…

Was in town and decided to finally check this place out. Got there at 6pm , valet took my keys and inside i went. Doorman asked where I preferred to sit and I took…

Standard $20 entry fee on a Thursday night. I used to frequent Treasures because it was a cool place to sit and watch dancers and sip on an overpriced beer. The atmosphere is still the…

I was in town again on a Tuesday and, sadly, the Playhouse was closed. So I tried the SR, partly because I was exspecting that the BYOB and nude side would be open. But,alas,…

This was the only Gardena Club I hadn't yet visited. It's pretty much a bar with semi-private lap dance areas. Cover is really $15, they charge an extra $5 that goes to a drink, no…

So I tend to go to clubs after work or when I just leave work early and want to unwind, but on a night out with some fellas we ended up my spot Desires. Originally…

So I made what now appears to be my annual visit to the club that, under a previous name, Stormy Daniels got her start. It's been long enough that it appears a completely new…

Based on the last review, I though I would give this joint a try. I like divey strip clubs/bars, and this is the only one in Alabama that I haven’t been to, so it was…

I was in town for the season opener @ the Colts. I stopped by classy chassy for a bit (separate review) because it was one of my old haunts. I hadn't been to Rio but…

La Vie En Rose (LVER) is a escort residence/hotel that caters to your every need. Escorts operate within the law and the Spanish government has decriminalized non-street solicitations. My visit to Barcelona was work-related and short.…

After a few visits here over the past 6 months or so, it seems like the central PA talent pool is somewhat dwindling. On several visits, there were no dancers on stage until 1:30-…

As many fellow reviewers have posted, you will not get much mileage at PM unless you are really willing to over pay. Even then it is minimal and not worth the $. On the upside, there…

This club was suggested as one that does not rip off visitors to the country so I thought I would have a look. Friendly doorman who said 2 drinks - he mentioned beer or rum…

Decided to give this club a chance since I was driving by on I-65 and needed to wake up. It's in a warehouse building and fairly large with 2 stages (one in the…

Went to Night Trips on a Thursday late afternoon and paid the $5 cover to get in. I’ve always liked the club’s layout and normally head across the club and sit over with…

This club is pure hustle. Girls stand outside the club (and they are not that attractive) to lure men in. The cover charge is $20. If they can't get that, they move on…

The club is very dark and not very nice looking but the friendliness of the dancers more then makes up for it. The bar is to the right when you walk in and you can…

Cover is $8 with one drink ticket for the night. Dances are $20 in the common room and $30 in the booths. Makes sense to go for the booths. Good mix of black/white and thick/thin dancers.…

Was a dead Wednesday evening and was in Mineral Wells so headed up the hill to Exotic. From outside almost appears to be a trailer. $5 cover, the man through the little window…

I visited this club on a typical weekday evening. You have to enter through a metal detector and there is a small(ish) cover fee to get in. I set off the metal detector…

I was stuck in Danver overnight with airline issues, so I spent an evening on the town. Ended up at Shotgun Willie's from the suggestion of my Uber guy. I'm glad I went. The dancers…

I haven't been to Fantasy's in a year or so. The facilities look better than ever -- the main stage has area is slick, the lapdance area has more privacy, everything was clean. There were…

It's been awhile since I've been back home to Miami. Even worse, it's been longer since I've had the pleasure of checking out the day time scene at Cheetah's! This use to be a frequent…

Stopped in last week. Still hoping things will improve. There were about 5 ladies working. Nobody really caught my eye as my type. None of them seemed too enthusiastic. The dancers used to really work…

I’ve had some good times here which sounds weird considering the concept: a somewhat dingy club that doesn’t serve alcohol and stays open till 6am so that it can cater to all the drunk late…

Stopped in during the weekend to see what this club had to offer and it wasn’t bad. I do lean towards the seedier locales but this was nice inside, clean and just the right size…

I visited the Ebony Inn on two consecutive nights, Sunday and Monday. What a difference a day makes. As many have said, Sunday is the day to go to the Ebony. Lap dances are…

I went here on a Wednesday night after work. There were two stages. They were oval shape you can sit on all sides of the stages. For the lap dances they have an open lap…

So this will be my last review of this place....hopefully. Why? It's because I'm pretty spoiled with great experiences at other clubs in North Jersey. When it gets to that point I get lazy…

Okay, maybe "regular" is too strong a word. But the Ballpark is pretty much the only place I seriously consider going to anymore. My most recent visit was a Wednesday night. I arrived just after 10…

I hesitated to write a review as it will show the decline I and others have been experiencing here lately. I have had good times here and found some hot ladies on my first…

Stopped in here the other day about 1pm. 2 dancers working well over their prime! Maybe it was the time of day but i remember a few years ago when i was coming here…

After reading reviews and wanting to go somewhere close to my hotel I thought this looked like the best bet. Quality of dancers was not very good - at best average. I finally found someone…

This bar reminds me of typical hole in the wall places in country towns. There is a pool table off to the side, no draft just bottles of cheap light beer. Cheap tables with cheap…

I got there around 930pm. Free cover since it was after 8pm. two floors building. First floor had a main dance stage and two other smaller stages, I was approached right away after I sat…

Was passing trough the area to meet someone. Got a call that other person was running late by about half hr. So now had to wait somewhere to kill the time. Saw Desire and took…

So I'm coming in on a Thursday around 6 like I often do. I pull into the mandatory valet and head inside. Because it is before 7 there is no cover or anything. Pass the…

This was my 2nd visit to the new "Obsessions" - last visit was about 3 months ago (see review). Visited at about 3pm on a Tuesday afternoon. There were about 7 cars in the parking lot…

I don't think I have been here much since I first moved to Toronto, a long time ago. It is an institution in town and very close to the Eaton Centre. But unlike the…

Stopped by oasis early tue afternoon.there were probably about 6-7 dancers and about 5 customers .it seemed pretty relaxed I ordered a water which I'm pretty sure was $5. I was approached by hazel pretty…

I walk in and it's a bar as you walk in, bouncer, bartender,DJ takes my 10 dollars for cover and takes out money for. Mandatory drink. (water, soda, iced tea) I get some…

Decided to go out late, and did not want to drive north to other places. Parking lot was well lit, a plus. And a number of folks outside just talking, but away from the…

Made the trek cross country again. Must admit my flights were amazing on Delta airlines. They took good care of a big man. Arrived at San Diego international airport, followed the same path via…

supposed to open @ 4pm. rode out a little after 4:30. tripped over the vacuum cleaner left in the entrance doorway because it was too dark to see (even by club standards). sat there for…

Rhino COI is of my go tos when in SoCal but it seems to be slipping on my last couple of visits. Went there last Thursday night around 11 and the place was pretty…

Went to the Rhino last Wednesday while visiting the Inland Empire. Generally the Rhino chain provides a pretty consistent experience. The Colton club is in a small strip mall and on this night the number…

Man, I have been reading reviews of this club since I joined about 5 years ago. I worked in the SoCal area, but had to move out of state. I recently was able…

I won a poker tourney at Mountaineer so I decided to spend my winnings at the strip club. I hadn't been back in over 2 years so I wasn't sure this place was still as…

Hadn’t tried Harem in forever but made a split decision to drop in during the week. First NJ all nude club in a long time as well. Didn’t have time two grab some…

Upon entering, I first noticed no one dancing. All the girls sitting at 2 tables with guys smoking. I ordered a Coke for $4 and had a seat and watched the football game.…

Went to the Hustler Club after the Browns/Steelers game on Sunday. My buddy and I are not regulars, so when we got to the bar, it took a little while to get drinks.…

This club used to be Cabaret Royale back in the days. I looks huge from the outside but once you go in, it is about 1/3 the size. There is no cover charge and there…

I just moved into a new house on the south side of Bloomington, so I needed to find a place to watch MNF until I get my cable and internet figured out. I didn't plan…

Decided to check out the HL after my team lost and needed to lift my....spirits. I was hoping my fave would be in as I pulled up around 2:30. I spotted her car and knew…

I went to wackos a couple of Saturdays ago in the afternoon. Parking was limited so I ended up having to park at the other end near the laundry place. No cover as usual in…

Really a dive bar in the middle of the burbs. Been here a loooong time ago and things have not changed. The women are way pass their times, I dont lnow if people…

This was my first visit to this club. Needed some relaxing time. Club is about 2 miles off the highway and on the main drag of Washington Park, IL. Supposedly a bad area of East…

Bored on a Monday and decided to try GoVikings' favorite club. It was not to be. I got to the door and the girl at the front spent 5 minutes fidgeting with their computer system. Finally…

Every couple of years I visit Vegas and splurge at a club. I hadn't been to SR in awhile so I decided to check it out. Called up to get the free transport…

Went to the legendary Ebony Inn on a Saturday evening around 7ish. I picked that time because it's between shifts and alot of girls come in later. Dance prices are $7 a song which are…

Went to San Diego with friends for a bachelor party. We decided to make an adventure of it. I was the only guy who had visited HK before and was the designated guide even though…

My experiences have improved here over the years. Maybe that just comes with more familiarity with the girls and vice-versa. Have a good list of semi-regulars / repeats and occasionally branch out. Stopped in the…

I’ve visited here a few times. The dancers are a good mix of ethnicity. Most girls are at least a 7 and up. A few 9s for sure. There’s a cover at the door $10 pretty…

Shady Lady has been open for a little over 6 months at this point, and it's in the same location as Wild Wild West. If you think the inside is going to be the exact…

I remember this place back in the early 2000s -- it was THE place to be. Featured on TV, with a reputationu for having some of the hottest girls in the area. I even worked…

Disclaimer- I've reviewed this club a lot of times and nothing has really changed much from my previous posts, so if you've read the last couple years you really don't need this update. The one thing…

Jet strip has not keep up with the time. I drop by for a beer and a lap dance. I was not surprised that thing were still the same after two hours of not paying…

We came in for Buck Wilds Tuesday to watch the game and chill with some ladies. It was a lot of women there initially but more came as time went by. They were all pretty…

First things first, I stopped and got my VIP card as I was staying at the hotel for 2 nights and on Mondays and Tuesdays there's a great deal with the VIP card, 80% off…

After being buzzed in, I entered and sat down in the entry lounge area. After a couple of minutes, a girl came out and welcomed me, and asked if I'd like to go for…

No lap dances but I don't count that against them ; it is DC law. Overall a very fun experience. Dancers were all friendly. Everyone was having a good time. As soon as you walk…

paid a visit here about a few weeks ago. paid the 4.50 for a water and hung out with one of the regulars. told me the same bunch of girls with 1 or 2 here…

This can be a strange location to get into the parking lot since the entrance is just off of a busy intersection but once youre in theres a decent amount of parking in a well…

Me and a buddy decided to blow off some steam on a Thursday night, but didn't feel like breaking the bank. If you're not used to Atlanta, or a big city, you're going to think…

Thursday evening wasn't too bad at Scores. Prices are normal for Lap Dances (30 bucks) plus tip if there good. Drinks are standard rip off prices for a S.C (7-9 bucks for a…

In CT on business, just dropped people at the airport, found MGII on TUSCL so took a shot. Relatively understated little place. All seats a the square shaped bar taken but one, til…

This is an updated review of this club since this visit included new information. I have been here before, and have gotten a few normal dances, but I have never allowed myself to be talked…

I've been here once before and had a good time so I decided to try it out again.  I got there around 11:00pm on a Thursday.  I found easy parking on the street close to the…

Not much to say about this visit, did not expect too much and was on point. Everyone was very friendly, cover was 5 bucks and beer was cheap for a club. Staffing was very light…

I went to Palomino this last Friday with five other guys. We reserved a table towards the front of the club and looking back it was not a good location. While it was next to…

I was leaving Whole Foods on Saturday evening and decided why not stop into VIP's? I had a bunch of VIP's dollars sitting around too, so that factored into the equation. I previously had a…

This is the best place in GR but you must have lower expectations. My favorite is Mia but she is tough to get back in the VIP because her services are in high demand. The…

This is a club in an out of the way strip mall that has a pool hall and new age healing shops in it. Not the diviest place I’ve been, but not the best either.…

I got the chance to visit Centerfolds awhile back during a business trip to SF. I was on the hunt for mileage in the club and although Centerfolds is not known for such, I took…

This is a nice bar and my first visit back since they reopened. There were no cars in the parking lot, and if I didn't notice the outer doors being open, I would have…

Divas layout has not changed in ages. This site claims they have pool tables but do not. Thry have one stage and last night the dancers each dance once or twice over a three…

Went on wednesday around 8PM. Brought my own 6 pack. There were only 4 dancers. Three were bulky, one was skinny. Chose the skinny one as it was my type. Lap dance was ok, but…

I had been here once before the week they opened in the evening. The place was packed and there were a lot of agency girls, mostly Eastern Europeans. It was hard to find a…

Relaxing afternoon so with some time to spend rather than a quick stop helped to mitigate that this is a regulars place. Two square bars with with attractive bartenders, no drafts but good beers anyway. One…

This used to be one of my favorites in Atlanta, but it had always been a little inconsistent. I was back in town for the first time in about 8 months so i thought…

I have been to Scarlett's a few times, pretty much any time I am in the area. The time before this one I did not have a great experience (one of the dancers ended up…

My wife and I visited FLB on Saturday and it was our first time there. We were looking to check out a different spot and having read reviews here it sounded promising. Even brought some…

I usually hit up spots in the city and not the Long Island spots. Well I was out there with some buddies so decided to give this one a shot. Its a decent set up.…

I stopped by SR since it was the top rated club in Minneapolis. Gotta say, if this is the best, I’ll save my money. Big crowd around 11pm on a night after a…

They are open till 3:30 on Fridays and Saturdays and most of the girls stay until 2-230 so come as late as you want and you'll still have a good time. When I went on…

This place is great. The girls take turns on the stage where they will take everything off and show off to anyone sitting at the stage. Most patrons sit at the bar which surrounds the…