Reviews

Came in right after opening. No dancers. Bartender was ok looking but friendly so I sat had a beer and waited. Was about an hour before a dancer showed up. She was built well but…

I'm a veteran of the Akron strip club scene (as you can see by other reviews I've written over the years), and if I were you, I'd be very wary of this place. I…

I decided to see if anything has changed here because I heard the previous General Manager has left and a newer guy is in charge. Nope, it's even worse than before. They continue to maintain their…

I had a business appointment near the club and decided to lunch there. They used to have a good $5 lunch menu but I guess it's gone now. Still not a bad price for what…

Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which is…

I used to be a pretty regular customer of this club, but I've been spending the vast majority of my time at the Pompano clubs instead of the West Palm ones lately. On Friday…

At first I thought that I would be quite disappointed with my visit to Follies, but I ended up loving every second of it. I parked and paid the $5 valet fee, and got in…

The facilities are very standard. A central stage has chairs around it for tipping the dancer directly. Which, by the way, is the best way to get dancers to notice you for lap dances. I…

Stopped in Tuesday shortly after opening. Things started slowly and built from there. In the beginning there weren't more than two or three girls on the floor... and NONE of them were circulating.…

I have visited this club many times, on all different days of week and times of day/night so this will be a hybrid review of all visits. Overall, very much enjoy 2001. It is one…

On this Saturday friendly Tiff was tending bar and I recognized dancers Lynn and Mae from prior visits. There was another larger dancer named Kim. I got a few dances from all three. They were…

As soon as you walk in the door, a pool table and the stage is in front of you. You have to go to the right all the way to the back of the room…

Hit a few clubs last week on Wed afternoon. Most of the clubs were dead, so my review will be only of the circus, which is where i wound up. Crystal was dancing…

This club is a bit different than some of the smaller clubs in the area. It is the largest strip club I have been to outside of Las Vegas. Parked Valet, I believe…

This is the place to get a great value from a lap dance. I went on a Saturday around 2 pm. Plenty of dancers working. About half Brazilian and half American. Not many WOC (a…

Stopped in at about 4pm on a Thursday. There were about 3-5 girls working. They looked average except one that had huge boobs. I forget her name but she has short blonde hair and if…

Went here Thursday after work last week to relax. My waitress Vivian was very nice and attentive, got all my orders correct. And no kind of attitude what so ever. They had about 10 dancers…

I haven't been to an Akron Club in over 6 months. I can say that not one of the clubs I usually stopped at had any dancers that I would even call "average" if you…

Sunday evening around 6pm when I was supposed to meet with someone but she had baby daddy issues, I decided to waste time at Electric Blue. I've been both extremely satisfied and disappointed at this…

Was back in ATL for business at decided to try Pony again. Had been here before and enjoyed it. Not as raunchy as some other clubs nearby but it was a nice change…

I've been to Miss Kitty's a few times over the past several years, and while the ladies are a bit hit or miss, the fun is pretty consistent. The place is fairly comfortable, with two…

My first time here as I usually go to Fannies when on this side of town. I started this review in the first 20 minutes of getting here at about 9:00. I was about…

Cute girls, better than I expected for a club this size. But they hung out upstairs, with the “DJ” or by themselves, smoking or on their phone. Only time we got a girl over was…

Came out to Missoula for a concert. Was the night prior so I expected the place to be packed, but was surprised it seemed some what slow. It was a bit of a distance from…

I was in Ottawa for Work as Usual and visited Playmate on a Saturday .It was about midnight when I arrived.It was a little packed.About 10 to 11 dancers and about 15 or more customers.After…

Checked this place out about a month back. Tuesday around 11 pm, like 5 to 6 girls working. They Changed things up a bit to try to make it a bit nicer. It is a…

Haven't been to a club for quite a while so decided to re-visit the Beach. I was very glad that I did. The girls were super friendly and a wide variety to choose…

Now look.... I understand that the title makes it seems like this is a terrible club, but its actually not so bad vs. the price that you pay. When you walk in the club there…

Came in early on a Saturday night about 500pm, cover was $10 and bought a $7 water for the first drink. Boy it was already crowded with guys, about 12 guys already there and 6…

I don't know. I guess I just prefer the smaller more personal clubs. Yeah, sapphire is huge and has some amazing looking women, but it's just so big and in the end, blah. I prefer…

So I have been to this club on several occasions but I have never been wowed really. I mean, it is good that its all nude, but the lapdance game here isn't so great.…

Did anyone know that Arnie’s, I mean Boogie Nights has a champagne room?? I had no idea. I must have been drunk for agreeing to this. $200 for 30 minutes which is supposed to include…

Turns out another TUSCL was in here today as well.... Wow what a disappointing show, when I arrived there were maybe 3 customers, no energy and dead. I was happy to see Harley again and…

After being around the scene in Chicago for a while, Admiral has the best eye candy these days. The other clubs in the south seem to have gone down hill in terms of talent. But…

Its been over a week since my visit here so my brain has lost some details of the visit. Sorry about that. I wasn't planning on going anywhere, I was just driving from the Pittsburgh…

Showed up at 1 pm. ATF just started her shift. Just as I like it, still fresh from the shower. The layout and everything inside hasn't changed from the other reviews here in the recent…

I used to hit EI on daytime earlier, but last Monday evening, I couldn't find a single dancer who was worth trying. I am fond of thick ebony dancers and thats the reason why I…

I used to hit EI on daytime earlier, but last Monday evening, I couldn't find a single dancer who was worth trying. I am fond of thick ebony dancers and thats the reason why I…

Decided to go after work for a bit of relaxation and hoping to see some tits and asses. I will not describe the layout as others have done so already. Walked in around 4:30. Was surprised…

Been coming a few times for lunch break at Ruby's. They offer a free entry and free lunch buffet daily, but clearly I came mainly for their "appetizers" ;) The club is at the border of…

Actually 2 nights here as the title suggests. Went in late on a Saturday night about 10 and stayed until close to 1 on Satruday. On Sunday a bit earlier. I think…

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon on my way back from Toronto. Club was not that busy, but I prefer it that way. Sat down and got a beer and was quickly approached…

Don't get me wrong, I love a good dive and since my previous favorite place went all upscale, I've been looking for a new hangout. Dream On is a bit farther out towards East county…

On the plus side, this place seemed fairly safe and friendly, girls are definitely eager to make money, but at most I saw 3 or 4 girls at a time and none were too hot.…

I've been going to this club for years. I usually go in the afternoon on the weekends. I had been here on a recent Saturday and met this mixed WOC but didn't get a chance…

I have been to Subis several times over the last few months, afternoons only. Typically there are around 8 dancers, 4 AA, a few overweight. Waitress Harley usually there; enhanced breasts and dances…

I went late on a friday when they had a feature dancers. They're were about 30 dancers, they differ in age from 21 to 45ish, very friendly ladies they had Latinas, African americans, white girls…

This establishment is the stereotypical hole in the wall strip club. There are 3 or 4 dancers working. Some will hang out with customers after they dance on the stage until their next turn. There…

Platinum Nights is OKC's newest club as other reviewers have said. It is a nice club but has a revolving door. In many regards it is worse than other clubs in OKC. Every time I…

Went there after the game due to it being so close and traffic was really bad. Killed a few hours and a lot of $$$. All the dancers were really nice and friendly. There…

Really this couldn't be more true. Walked into the bathroom after coming in the front door and the sewer flies were everywhere. Walked into the bar area and the rain was dripping down from the…

I arrived on Wednesday evening around 10pm. They have a parking lot with valet parking. I chose to park my own car. As I entered I was charged a entrance fee of $20. You get…

Got to the club around 530pm used a half off coupon so entry was 3 bucks. They have a evening buffet which was pretty average. Plenty of girls there I say around 20 no dimes…

I was in Brandon, Manitoba the other week for work and decided to try this place out for the first time. Most of the strip clubs I've been to in my life have been in…

Made an unplanned visit to the club on my way home one Monday evening. Arrived around 10pm with 5 dancers on shift. By 11pm that number had grown to 10-12. The most surprising part…

I’m really glad this place is where it’s at. Just seems safer than Brooklyn. I went in a Friday night from 10:00 to about 1:00. I left before it got too crazy. There were about…

I was in town for a client and knew that Tuesday evening anywhere would be tough. But being alone and with nothing to do, why not? I went in soon after opening and waited 45…

Went on a Saturday night at around 8:30pm which is right before their shift change. Only 3 dancers plus the bartender who was the better looking one. Ordered a corona for about $6. One dancer…

This place is really weird. I’ve been here on a Friday night, where dancers weren’t even on the stage for long periods of time. There was supposed to be some featured porn star dancer too…

Stopped by on a Wednesday so I could meet Ariel. After reading so much about her, I just had to see what she looked like. I saw some photos on the web, but…

Usually in Corpus I go to the Palace or maybe Bottom's Up. Had a short visit to this place on a Friday early evening and it might be worth trying again. Hit me up for…

I went to Synn after checking around with the various SFV clubs and finding that they were running a 30 minute VIP for $105. I came here before and didn’t find any of the dancers…

Had a day to kill before meetings the next day so decided to hit up Rio. I had heard good things from friends and also from reading reviews. Walk in and the normal darkness hits,…

Stopped by mid Saturday afternoon to check the place out again after 8 or 9 months of not even having the place on my radar. Long story short -- it is off my radar for ever. Five…

Pulled in around 10pm on a whim. Only been here once before for a quick drink and exit. Decided to check this place out to see if my initial impression of this dive bar could…

In town for business and this is the only strip joint in the city. Mixed reviews online but I decided to give it a try and I’m glad I did. There were a handful of…

I'm in Bakersfield for work every few weeks and have been sampling a few of the clubs, I haven't got to Deja Vu yet (mostly because I just keep going back to Exotic Kitty's after…

A return visit after many years. Been renovated and some good and bad points. Only one stage and one pole keeps the vibe pretty tame. One bar, one pool table, one large dance room because…

Came in last week for my usual daytime visit. Club was kinda slow but it was a holiday so a lot of customers might have been away for the long weekend. As usual all the…

Drove down on Saturday before work hoping to see Samantha since she was on the schedule. Place wasn’t busy. Waiting to see if Samantha would pop up but alas I didn’t see her. Ruby,Cayenne and…

Haven’t been in here in awhile but came on a Thursday since it was my day off. Parked down the street and walked about a block. Got to the bar, got a light pat down…

I've been to this club a few times and enjoyed myself each time. I paid the cover and I would suggest coming on Sundays because of the discounted Fantasy dances. You have to buy…

My perspective on Chicagoland clubs is very narrow. Blackjacks is really the only club I visit. I am typically in a rush in and out. Rarely do I get to spend more than one or…

Been to Jill's a few times...never had much of a notable experience anytime I went. Stage has plenty of seating and has poles and bars to give the women plenty to work with during their routine.…

Stopped at this club because my regular in Mich. was not going to be in tonight. So since I was driving past on my way North I decide to stop for a quick visit.…

Overall this is a nice club, although the seating area was fairly crowded on Saturday night. A few people were forced to stand while waiting for chairs to open up. Expect a persistent…

I feel like this place has been on an extended decline for the past couple of years. At one time it was a real party at night with lots of interesting and fun dancers. But…

Went for bachelor party, got bottle service since we went with 20 guys. Bus travel was included back and forth from the place. They were pretty lenient on dress code, no hats or…

Lake City Vu has been my evening choice for the last few months, but it only has a few things going for it. One is the stage mileage at the secondary stage which I…

Walked in and got the pat down and paid the $17 cover, I think its a bit less if you come in before 10. You have to buy a 6 or 7 dollar soft…

I entered late on a Saturday night. I started with some dances from Prada. She is an AA woman, about 4 ft 10. She knows and trusts me so she is quite aggressive to…

I was staying at a hotel down the road, so I decided to check this place out again after 2+ years. Cover was $20 and included two drinks (soda or water). It was pretty…

It was Saturday night and I was bored but wasn't looking for action so I went to Centerfolds club. I wasn't super happy to be charged a fiver to park without valet but apparently Centerfolds…

Was out near the West Side and decided to stop in here last Saturday night. Paid the hostess my cover (she was the hottest chick in the joint) and went inside to grab my…

The Dome. I've been here a bunch on different nights of the week, and the experience varies a lot based on when you go. Midweek, it's relatively quiet. Not the music, but not…

I was in Jacksonville a few weeks ago and went to Wackos Sunday afternoon. The club in a strip mall next to their own liquor store. Parking can be kind of tight and…

I spent a short day fishing and a long evening st fat jacks. This little dive club is a destination in its own. It’s confusing when you walk in as there are two…

This visit was on Tuesday, August 14, 2018. I arrived around 9:00pm. This was the first visit I made to this place in a long while. It was a visit worth making. The one dancer that attracted…

So, i heard a lot of good things about strip clubs in RI. Me and my boys took a trip up there from MA, Went to Desire but the girls at Desire were…

I hadn't been in the Baltimore area in a minute, so when I was passing through couple a weeks ago, I had to stop by. It used to be my go to spot in Bmore.…

I went at 7 to avoid the 20$ cover. The day dancers are clearing out as the shift is changing. Not much going on and it seems like there were more guys…

I thought w/ the return of 2 of America's finest ships returning to port the talent at the Officer Club would have stepped up. Man was I ever wrong. Walked in before hitting the other…

This review will be short. I visited this club an evening a few months ago. Had low expectations and was still disappointed. Decided to take a look at the early shift. In my experience some…

I was bored and decided to swing into ricks and meet up with a friend. The door staff was very friendly and paid the $9 cover. I was escorted to a table and I…

I entered around 2pm, there was no cover, and there was not many people in the joint. This is quite a small club, and compared to some of the one's I've been to before...…

Doll house saloon is one of two clubs in laredo. This fact puzzled me for some time. That is until I visited this site. Since the site helped me solve the mystery I decided to…

I dropped into Louie’s Lounge at 22:30 on a Saturday night. If I was going to find a good looking dancer at this dive bar, I figured my best shot would be prime time on…

Foxy Lady had a large and impressive lineup on a recent Friday night with around forty dancers working. Foxy has good hiring standards. While some girls may be unimpressive, there are no fatties, or even…

Well it's the same as the last time. Building looks vacant and condemn lol so like a dumb ass I said let's walk in. One dancer with blond hair... about forty five and struggling out…

Stopped in to see what was happening at Bogart's Friday. not much this particular evening. I have said it before and will say it again, some girls should not be doing this job...…