Reviews

Unless you've driven through Florida and stopped at the only strip club in the world where the cafeteria is fully lit while the dancers fight for attention against scrambled eggs and hashbrowns (Sam's Hofbrau at…

I made a return trip to Rio after a prolonged absence due to work, and found it to be as before. The girls were friendly and engaging. After watch a gorgeous ebony on stage, she…

Decided to hit up Dollies on Wednesday. It was just before 6 when I got there. There was Alize, Sofi and Nicole. Sofi was witnsomeone so Nicole latched on me.…

So I went back to jaguars (a converted workshop?) on a super tuesday $10 cover $5 floor dances with byob and it was actually pretty decent this time, got there at 9:30 and stayed until…

During daytime, this club is like a trip to Latin America or nearby islands - Latin music, Latin dancers for the most part, you hear mostly Spanish being spoken. And the Coronas are being passed…

Saw decent reviews and had to try this place out. Showed up around 9pm on a Thursday night. $7 cover to a lady with nice jugs and one hand I believe.…

Mermaids Classico Massage & Bar is located across from the far more famous and, based off previous reviews, far better rated Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. I was admittedly bored and looking for a decent massage.…

Like the title says, first time I've been to PHL on a Friday. I usually go early or mid week. What a difference. 2 girls on stage at all times. Dollar parade was non…

Stopped by mid evening after a business dinner. Haven't been here in a while so thought i would take a gamble. Wrong bet this night. Walked in, place was dead. Few…

My second visit to Synn COI was similar to my first. It was more crowded with dancers than patrons, the music never bothered me, a good percentage of the talent was sexy and the atmosphere…

Went to meet a client at Cheetah. The club is always clean, great service and the food is amazing. Especially the Lamb lollipops and the fried chicken with spinach and mashed potatoes. The girls are…

Stopped by TD's North in the early evening. Got the wand, ID scan, then paid my $6 cover and in I went. First stop was the restroom to take a leak and better acclimate to the…

The club is in the middle of nowhere, but the pink lights shine like a beacon of hope on a lonely road. The girls at Grandview are jaw dropping in particular when you consider how…

First off I was surprised someone had written a review on the same day I had. Working late needed to kill a couple hours before I need to go back, decided to stop in…

The new location of Flashdancers is not really ideal, it is much smaller than its original place on 52nd St. The entrance fee is $20 so I decided to check it out. The dance space…

I haven't been here in probably over 10 years and since were celebrating for my friends birthday we figured we would make this place our last stop which was at about 2:30 AM. There are…

Went to the new location for FD. It is smaller, weirdly set up, and not as comfortable. They have two girls dancing on a main stage, and one at a bar "stage" which…

Walked in and saw some trash I wanted to plow through, she was white with blonde hair and when she spoke she looked like she had thrush mouth. Most people know this is the END…

It was a dark and stormy night. The creature known only as "Sassy" hid in her lair, in an old run down tavern called Glory Daze. She gnawed on the bones of a barbequed…

Went by to give it one more try and guess what? It's closed, the signs are gone or covered and there is a hand written "We're closed" sign on the door. The dirty bird is…

Been awhile since I went clubbing and even though I discussed visiting the airport clubs with some great advice from Electronman (shout-out). I didn't want to sit in rush hour traffic so I took a…

Soo I was under the impression that I was going to have soo much fun mm NOT.It may have adult entertainment but I wasn't entertained at all. All the women were in some kind of…

My all-favorite club over the past 20 years. Yes the quality has declined, and the club vibe itself is boring, and prices have become more expensive but still diamonds to be found here. I have…

As usual, Bristol doesn't disappoint. Don't know why but always end up here around the 7 PM shift change. Seems like the afternoon shift clears out and we are left waiting for the…

this place continues to be a good place for a quick thrill. i was just there the other day and found it pretty much the same as it has been for several years now. all of…

It just a brick cube on the outside but since you get in they have 1 stage and probably 8-10 girls working. All of college age with the school so close by. Very friendly and…

This club is doo-doo, I personally love naked and nice women but I don’t like women who decide to be C-Words. This club has made it to where the girls are pocket watching and…

It had been a couple months since my last visit to 205. I was in the area so I decided to check it out. Nothing has really changed. Great happy hour prices on drinks($2.25 for…

I've probably passed this place a million times and not known what it was. It just looks like a cheap dive bar from the outside. And it is. But inside this cheap dive bar is…

Not to sound like every Yelp strip club review ever, but... It's a neighborhood bar that happens to have some topless women dancing on a stage. Stopped in with a couple hours to kill, had…

Okay, I'm a devout woman of color fan. I hang out mostly at Atlantis or purple orchid. I've read about outer space and all the reviews I've read intrigued me enough to make my first…

This girl was one of the only girls in the booth area that I saw everyone else was in a dance so I decided to just go with Passion. It was $60 just to…

I have reviewed this club b/f so will not get into club details - refer to my October 6, 2014 Trap Lounge review for club details - but in a nutshell The Trap Lounge is…

I went in for a beer while I was in the area, simple as that. The place was shockingly busy for a strip club at about 1pm. Probably like 20 customers. Most of them sat…

I’ll start off this review by saying that Deja Vu is a bikini bar. I knew this before my visit so I had an idea of what to expect but i had never been…

Ventured in on a Friday night in search of a specific girl. Blonde, DD good personality. Had seen her a couple months back, but no luck on weekdays seeing her for the past couple months,…

This I think it’s got to be my most favorite club in the USA just from the standpoint of eye candy. there ain’t no mileage here (at least for me) but I do…

This used to be the mecca, the standard by which others were judged. Wow. Times have changed. I spent $25 to get in and out. And that was it. I got there Friday after 11:30…

Inevitably as the night gets slow we somehow always end up at centerfolds. It's about a 20 min uber right from midtown Sac (in case you're drunk like I was) and a $25 cover to…

Stopped in on a Saturday evening maybe around 10-11pm. $10 cover and a mandatory $11 soda or water. So over twenty dollars before I could even sit down. There were about 20…

Use to be my favorite club but it is going down hill quick. Since they raised dance prices to $25 and 15 min vip rooms to $70 the club has been very quite. A lot…

I frequent here at least twice to threee times a month. The club has been advertising an anniversary party for while. The weather was crappy but there was still a huge turn out. The parking…

The Red Carpet is in the downtown area of Brunswick, a sleepy port town in south Georgia. It seems out of place, nestled among boutique eateries and shops in the historic district, but it…

This will be my last/6th review of my recent DFW-area club tour - I was in Dallas on personal biz for about 10-days and wasn't sure if I'd do any SCing but in the end…

This was my first time coming here on a Thursday. I found it to be incredibly packed when I arrived around 3pm. I was lucky, I walked in when another person was leaving and I…

In Birmingham for work, so I decided to see some of the sites. Read about The Palace here and decided to go. The parking was well lit and gated. Walked in through…

So I visit Scores every 6 months or more and each time I visit I leave wishing I liked it better. Cover seems high to me even for a more high end club.…

I think this club is making a comeback.. I went in last Friday around 10 o clock. Parking lot was pretty full and I go inside to see the same. Around 10 girls working. 1-2…

I was visiting DC for a business trip and decided to hit up Archibald's on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $10 and came with a wristband which allows the customer to enter and exit the…

Was looking for a change from my normal rotation of places so I decided to hit up Visions. I used to frequent this place in my youth when it was in it's old…

From arrival to departure, my visit to California Girls Santa Ana was not worth the time or money. The club was comfortable, there was no drink hussle, and there were a few nice looking dancers. However,…

I’ve been to this club many times over the years, and this was the first time during a major convention during SEMA. Needless to day, I had high expectations coming in. Much of the club…

The girls here are extremely friendly. That's what keeps me coming back. I like the clubs with alcohol also and the drinks are cheap. This is also the only place where a girl has bought…

I visited a few saturdays ago and had an alright experience. It was one of the nights during the world series game. I arrived and sat by the bar to get a drink. An action…

This was my first trip back to Palomino since maybe 4 or 5 years prior, when I had a great time. This visit, not so much... First off, if drinking alcohol in the company of totally…

Stopped here on a rainy Saturday night. It was late, around 11:30pm. Was buzzed in, came in and sat down and read some of the reading material for a few min. A dark haired brunette…

I went to PH on a Saturday recently. The line up was pretty good as far as regulars go. Cayenne, Erica, Leah, Ruby, Cameron and more were in the house. I had…

Let me start out by saying the club is beautiful. Well laid out and comfortable. And the girls are beautiful. But this is supposed to be a nude club. NUDE, as in…

I have been going to Red Parrot for many many years. I really haven't been going many times in recent years so I decided to give it a shot during the week on a Tuesday.…

It's been a few months since my visit, but since I never left a review I thought I'd do it now. I've been to this club 3 or 4 times in the last couple years…

Was on my way to baby dolls when I decided to just drive by the old cabaret royale and see what has or has not changed. Got there about 6 and paid a stupid high…

I visited Dreamer Girls on a Tuesday afternoon around 3pm. Based on the sign outside the club, it is now called Club 137. The entrance is through a door on the side of…

I visited this club on a Friday evening and had a great time. I got there around 6 and bought me a beer and watched the rotation. After seeing two girls, I decided to tip…

Stopped by on a Sunday night to watch the game. The set up is your typical bar with a couple TV’s. Real cool crowd. Businessmen to locals. There were 3-4 Latinas working. Nice bodies with…

Very comfortable club with decent chairs scattered about with accommodating staff and pleasant servers. Met a tall server here named Savannah who caught me staring at her beauty a few times but was used to…

I used to visit this club semi-regularly a couple of years back. I was in the general area for business, so I decided to give it a shot. The club is located in an industrial…

I've already reviewed a few times, nothing about he bar has changed lately. Two poles with a bar all the way around them. Dancers still come around and try to get 3 dollars out of…

I’ve been here a few times, finally deciding to write a review. I’ve seen some really pretty women at this club. They have a wide variety to fit most any prefereance. I spent most my time at…

The Ballpark is the kind of the place where you hope no body sees your car. It’s right off 13 and has decent parking. When you go in your are very under whelmed by the…

It's been over a year since I've been to Diosa because I really wasn't getting any mileage out of my buck. But I saw that they had some girls on Insta now which piqued my…

Okay, walking into this club I was honestly surprised at how nice it is. Most of the other clubs in Louisville have some age on them and need an upgrade. This place was…

I know sat. night is not the best or optimum time to visit the playhouse, but I stopped in anyway around 9PM and immediately realized it would be Cayenne or watch Alabama…

My buddy and I were in town for the Cowboys Monday night game and decided to visit this place. Walked in and paid $7 cover at the front then walked in and found seating near…

Been going to this club for 15+ years. Have seen all the changes. Don't really care for the alcohol since I don't drink and now the club is only topless versus nude.…

I came here twice on a recent work trip. Once at around 4:00PM and another at 10:00 PM on a different day. Beer is like $4 plus tip during the day and not much more…

I made two visits here (one dayshift and one at early evening on diffeernt days). Main visit I came during college football late games. I was able to watch while standing up near the bar.…

I went to this club around 10:30 on a Saturday night. There were a lot of cars in the parking lot so I assumed it was packed, didn't seem that way when I went inside…

First of all, it's called The Pantheion Club . I have found that no one spells it right. There is no i in team, right ?…

After reading Reviews, I had high hopes for this place. Don't think it met expectations. It's away from everything. You drive thru what looks like a little town with the club…

Another afternoon trip to the Millstream, and another predictable (though enjoyable) visit. With this place, you always know what you're going to get. Cold (relatively inexpensive) beer, friendly (but not TOO friendly) girls, and legitimately…

This is another bikini bar and one of the better ones. I would say that this is better than RC's in Norfolk and LA's that's also in VA Beach. I still have to give it…

I normally always go to rumors, it hadn't been great.the last few times. Plus I was only in town during the day, had an early morning meeting. I got to the club at…

This club is right off the interstate near some truck stops and trucker motels. It doesn't open until at least 6:00 pm, so not an afternoon stop. I dropped in on a weeknight for a…

This is a really nice looking club on the inside, in downtown Pittsburgh. It’s very convenient to the downtown hotels. I came in after work and found a comfortable seat at the bar. I would…

Came in midweek around 9pm. Got a nice compliment on my new watch from the doorman, which was much appreciated. Space is large and open in the main room, with a large stage with two…

I went back to Rick's again now that my 2nd favorite Flashdancers has closed/moved. It was a Tuesday so I knew going in it would be slow, but I figured I would have a good casual…

Made my return to the Palace and was happy they hadn't changed much. I got there around 10 pm and there were about five other customers in the building. $15 cover and songs were $15…

Really appreciated the prior reviews on this club. Had one night in town and decided to check this place out. As described before, it’s a nice clean club. Kind of in the middle of nowhere…

Stop in to see if things have changed. After my last visit of all chocolate line up. Surprised to see quite a few ladies working. This time around only a couple chocolate’s working. Also some…

When I went there wasn't much going on. Most were 5-6s at best. There were a lot of latina dancers that we're easily 8-9s but they didn't even look at me. A little disappointed but…

During my visit to PHX I decided to try something new so I stopped by Le Girls not too far far the airport. I arrived about 11 pm last night, Tuesday, and found the club appearing…

I usually visit randomly during the week around 3 or 4ish. I found that the best time to go is about 2 or 3pm because that's when the most girls are there and many are…

OK so I found myself in the Sarasota area late on Saturday night and was looking for some fun. It was about 1am so I knew I only had maybe an hour of SC time…

I did like cover charge was 10 bucks and it's probably because of the time, like before 10pm. They do deals in vip rooms (5 songs, 5 lapdances) and it can be under 100 bucks…

Part 2 Saturday TJ Get to TJ around 12 pm after eating breakfast at Azul as I was a little afraid to go to far from hotel even in board daylight. Do the usually and walk around…

It had probably been at least 5 years since I stopped into Paper Moon, even though it's pretty close to my home base. I had always thought of it as an expensive, hands off pastie…

i'm a regular at this place. usually come in during the afternoon shifts. i got to tell you guys. i don't know. it's the quality. even when it's good it's not as good as it…

I dont get out to to the Treasure Club often so Indecided hey why not. I stopped in on a Saturday night after midnight. It wasn't too packed and enough girls to go…

Went to Flight Club the night before and now wanted to see what else the Detroit area had to offer. Get there about 7pm, Tuesday. Easy to find the bright neon lights.…

I really haven't been here that much, only a few times. It is kind of a longer distance for me to drive but this particular night, I thought I would make the venture. I…