Reviews

Didn't see any chicks over a 6-7. And I was really feening for some latina spinner talent. Guess I shoulda headed straight for COI (my usual game plan when stopping thru LA). Paige was…

The dancers say customers went away after the place changed from "Penthouse" to "Mile High Men's Club". They say there are very few new customers because of lack of recognition now. I think…

This is a great club! Came here last night Friday night around 11pm, this place was packed!! Lots of girls were working, most of them are pretty hot with nice booty/boobs. Lots of buns action…

I went to this place at 2:00am Sunday morning. There is valet parking. I parked a couple blocks away and walked. Some parked across the street, but at night, with no lighting, I'm surprised…

Came here on a Tuesday night while on a business trip to Austin for the first time. I’m used to high mileage lap dances in Florida but I did not know what to expect in…

Went on a Monday night around midnight. Place was really slow. Only saw one couple at the rail along with me and occasionally another guy. A few tables were occupied (all said reserved). The bar…

Went to Carnaval on a Saturday afternoon, to give it another shot after the price increase. There were four girls working, Tiffany, Jasmine, Diamond, and Tanya. Tiffany and Jasmine or in private shows, so…

Haven't been here since the summer so decided to make a trip out there. The last time I was there it was a Thursday night when they have their VIP room specials so it…

I had a lot of good times at Centerfolds before the incident, so I had hopes that now after reading a few reviews it wasn't as grim as portrayed. About 11pm cover was 10 dollars,…

Visited on Friday morning around 11:30 My plan was to connect with Tatania. I have danced with her before and I wanted to see her again. When I arrived is did…

This place is the Cream of the crop as far as gentlemans clubs in Philly go. Very very very upscale the dancers the bartenders and even the shot girls are all gorgeous they have a…

I was in New Orleans for a bachelor party, and the Penhouse Club is were the group decided to go. There was a long line to get in, maybe 10 minutes to get past…

This was my first time at this particular club. We had a little time to kill while walking down the french quarter and decided to stop in. Its a little smaller…

They used to have a DJ who picked the music and controlled the show. They just installed a jukebox system. The dancer picks her favorite songs and the computer picks when the dancer is on…

This is a great nude club. For those who have read my reviews in the past, you would notice I have an issue with clubs that advertise they are nude clubs and really are…

I and my friend was in the Miami for the weekend, We decided to try this club and it was worth it. They had hourly special thought-out the night. This is very big club. Their…

Stopped in around nine, parking lot was about 1/4 full. Paid the $ 10 cover to get in, which I felt was high for this type of place. When you first walk in the bar…

I've been twice in the last month and each time I have seen some different dancers working and all have been attractive, pleasant and eager to please. I usually ask for a $5 table dance…

Was in town for the weekend so stopped in for an afternoon to see what was going on. Arrived after 1:00 PM and there were not many cars in the lot so was not…

I was in the area on business and stopped in Playhouse on a Friday afternoon. Paid the $5 cover for a bottle of water and planned to stay a while. The normal daytime crew…

It’s been awhile since I’ve had the opportunity to return to this establishment. As noted before, this isn’t really a traditional strip club— it’s in an adult book store (that has a theatre) and there…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium (OGE) has bunch of new dancers. I recognized some of them from Mardi Gras, which was recently closed down by the city fathers. Oasis attracts new girls that want to…

I hadn't been to sodo in awhile, and they changed the layout of the club. It's a big space, but poorly utilized, so everything feels cramped. All of the dances are upstairs now, not just the…

Free pickup which was nice 2 drink min 40 bucks. Which is crazy but vegas norm for drinks for upscale places. Girls were diverse some very hot 9 but surprisingly some meh give the significant number…

Wow, from the outside, it looks like something out of a horror movie—you know, the kind where you ho in but might not make it back out! We went in and there was a couple of…

I haven’t been to Scarlett’s since just after it was Hollywood. At that time, I was pretty disappointed in the new ownership. I will say that Scarlett’s is more customer friendly than it…

The only thing that save the day was a few of my favorites were on board. Bella saved the day. Most girls were hanging around their regulars. The lighting is way up, very few dark…

It has been a while since I went to HB fo some Friday night fun. To put this into perspective the last time I was at HB the beer was free, not any more.…

Waited at front for door girl while she took a shit it must have been. Guy standing inside said girl went to bathroom would be right back I bullshitted with him for a bit while…

I normally fo there during the day shift but I decided to go there at 10 on Thursday. I realize now some of the differences between EI and other strip clubs. At EI there is…

About the only time I visit Bucks Wild is when I am in town on an overnight, usually on Thursday. I arrived around 8:00 pm to what I considered a good crowd of patrons, but…

Stopped in at Henrys and decided to head to Bogarts. Paid the $5 to enter through the (somewhat) new turnstile and took a seat on by the DJ station opposite the stage. The waitress…

I had not been to the Millstream since last Winter, so I was long overdue for a return. Bugged out of work early yesterday and arrived at the club around 2:45pm. A fair…

I visit Cricket at least once a month and I go see my favorite girls. No parking and no entrance fee before 7 pm. I had texted my favorite that I am coming over and…

I never would have believed it, but the first dancer that approached me after I paid the exorbitant $50 cover charge was from my hometown in Minnesota. Frankly I was afraid to get any dancers…

I stopped in on a Wednesday night, maybe between 9 and 10. There were roughly 8 girls working, initially, and several (though not all) I was interested in getting dances from. While I was sipping…

This is one of my favorite clubs, and because I don't travel much, this is the club I frequent the most. My last review of this place was in January, but I've been back several…

Was in SF for business and decided to spend a few hours at the crazy horse. It's conveniently located near union square. It's just a few blocks away, and though the immediate area around the…

After a marathon session at Treasure Club, Juice and I took a break and Ubered over to South Side Johnnie’s. Having read some reviews, I was expecting the worst but was pleasantly surprised (kind…

Stopped in after visiting a few other places on the block and finding little to me liking. Grabbed a coke at the bar and did not have to wait long for a short curved…

Once the Mecca of The Global SC World has fallen off a cliff worse than my 401k Stock portfolio! It’s been written that some of the 8-10’s have gone to Scarlets’s and DD in Pompano.…

Stopped in midweek since i had just landed in MIA and didn't have much to do. There's a regular rotation of girls here so you can find one for everyone's taste. The 2 for 1…

Gang of 3 Really Great night 11/9/2018 Fri 8PM-Midnight We finally meet again and what a night. Raven The Star of our show was obviously Raven. She spent a good share of the night with us not only…

Better late than never? This was my first visit to Penthouse. Not first visit since the remodel, but first visit ever. I wish I had experienced a visit to the Penthouse Club before the shutdown,…

I have visited here 3 times in the past year and each time was well worth the trip. My trips were all between 3 and 5pm with a handful of girls working. You…

Went here on a saturday night around 8 o clock. There were 8 dancers working. The place was pretty busy. It is pretty small and the only place available to sit was at the rack.…

Went in on a weekend evening and parking lot was packed, a good sign. Paid the cover, ushered by hostess to an open table an ordered my drink. Tipped her a few bucks and watched…

Not sure why this was listed as it isn't a club, but there are booths in the back of the store with different selections of films to go through. You can ask the (cute)…

We decided to end our night here. As we walked in, you can see that it's a very classy and well kept place. Some girls were basically attached at the hip to some customers at…

Came here for my monthly guys night out. Didn't know it was UFC fight night, cover was $10, which is standard for Saturday night, so at least we didn't have to pay extra.…

My experience was over all good. Albeit, this was the first time I have ever been to a club like this. It was comparable to your typical strip club, but better. Loud music, decent lighting,…

Like any club, there are the good and the not so good. The great: this club is big, very clean and plenty of very attractive girls all over. I think there were more than…

As I came to town early for a non-business event, I decided to stop in for lunch. As always, the food was good and the staff was friendly and attentive. There were some…

I like this club because it's comfortable -- I can sit at a table and watch both the TV and the stage, the waiters, bouncers, and managers are friendly, and the girls expect to engage…

This is not a strip club but a massage parlor. $60 cover to get in. I arrived at about 9:30 and asked to see a line up of the girls. Mamasan…

You can have fun there but you'll pay for it - and I mean through the nose. I didn't see many customers. It's not a place that makes it up by volume - just the…

Was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the ladies. Being all nude and no alcohol, I expected a hefty dose of average. But it was quite the opposite - there were some of the most…

I stopped by here with a group of friends. The place was packed on a saturday night so we all went to stand by the back wall. The stage is big and…

Stopped by Magic City last Saturday night. Arrived around 11 pm Cover was $20 Bouncer pat down, standard Metal detector to get in Even old guys gotta show ID to get in The club is one big open area,…

As many have noticed and noticed, this place isn't a typical strip club. Both outside and inside, it's definitely got an old-fashioned feeling to it. Somewhere halfway between a burlesque venue and strip club, there…

Figured i'd stop by after landing at PHL. Thursday nights here was a little more festive than I would have expected. The bar was packed with one seat left. I saw a few regular ladies…

So been here before but got a text message for half off so decided to check it out. I got here fairly early to the point the door girl said as long as you buy…

This was actually 2 trips. Wednesday 10/31 about 4pm. Then Thursday 11/1 about noon. Both trips stayed a couple hours. Similar trips, only on Thursday wasn’t very busy until about 2pm. Upon arrival…

Man i love this spot These clubs have almost all black girls. All shapes and sizes,In the infamous words of Drake I like my girlz BBW so i prefer my entertainment a little thick and…

After my first trip to PT Indy, I was impressed. So most of my club experiences were in Ohio and Atlanta. The trip to Indy was awesome. Without getting into details, let's just say the…

I was passing through and had to stop at Cowboys. Wednesday night had $0.00 cover charge. No ID check and no pat down. There are two bars and three dance stations. The front bar and…

This place is now called Power. Totally different inside. I went on Tuesday at 11:00 and the door was chained shut. I went back on Wednesday at 12:00 and it was open.…

Stopped by Cheetah on Tuesday night and Wednesday night. I was at a convention that was in Atlanta. Wednesday was a lot busier that Tuesday. Wednesday there were probably 20 dancers on…

Over the last two years had visited House of Babes when I traveled through Columbus. Had fairly bad experiences-- did reviews. Parking is easy and plentiful. The place is in a slightly shady…

I’m siting in this place right now. It is fucking sad. It smells like willie Nelson’s dressing room. The 3 dancers are all 1-2’s. The coors light was 10 bucks. It is dark as fuck,…

I’ve been here a few times. It’s the kinda dive where you know you are gonna have to fend off the less attractive and heavy dancers in the hopes of maybe getting a dance from…

Had an early work meeting today. Since I work afternoons, decided to run errands after. Ended up down the street and stopped in about 12:45. 3 customers and the bartender Jaclyn and Sassy. Shavonne came…

Hey all. Just wanted to report that I went to Bellas last week (Tuesday afternoon) between 5-730, right before I caught my flight. Spent an hour or so enjoying some Coronas and tipping 1's as…

I've herd and even have read that this club is a shit hole... But you people just haven't seen what a real shit hole is lol... Go check out Lady G in Greenville SC and…

I had to stop by on my way home as it was on the way. I have been at Hi-Liter many times for the past few years. After a pee break, I sit at…

Haven't been to this place in nearly a year. Was in the area so I decided to try my luck. Headed in shortly after 2pm. Just two girls working. First one, older blonde Latina, didn't…

First of all you can't miss this place! It's gourged with purple light and right by the freeway. Its 20 bucks to get in, 20 for VIP, and then 20 for the dance. As you…

I happened to be on the north side of Phoenix, so why not stop in. I had read the prior reviews that were not all that positive. Arrived at 4 in the afternoon, so…

Natalie - Been around a long time including Hi-Liter and Centerfolds the night of the death. She says the guy was being very abusive to dancers even hitting them when tossed out. However, she…

Went to TC because it was my birthday pary with a few brothers from the church of tuscl... Brother Doc Evil and Brother Go Vikings. Mane this club has so many hot spinners and thick bitches…

I had to be near Cleveland today and on the way back I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to see CW's again. I don't remember how long it has been, but this…

I don’t go to Tampa often, but feel that the quality of Mons, my former favorite place to go to, has gone downhill precipitously. Five years ago,they always had a number of entertainers that were…

TUSCLer and real bro Wanabefrank and I had wanted to do a bar crawl and check out a few other places in La Zona. On that Saturday night one of those bars was La Malquerida…

I don’t go to Tampa often, but feel that the quality of Mons, my former favorite place to go to, has gone downhill precipitously. Five years ago,they always had a number of entertainers that were…

So it’s been about 6 months since visiting the Playhouse and ended up there on a Monday afternoon with low expectations! About 15 dancers working, your typical mix of older latinas and I would…

This was the forth and final club of my “club hop” for the day and definitely the best of the bunch. The club was out in the middle of nowhere which I was unsure about…

Went in on a Wednesday night. Was told $5 cover at first, then quickly changed to 8. I went in and sat at the bar. Ordered a bud light for 4 and started talking to…

Went into Uptown after the Panthers Game, no cover with a game ticket. Place was busy with 90 % of the guys coming from the football game. Plenty of hot women there this evening. Good…

Pulled in around 8. Cover was $10. Went and sat at the bar and ordered a beer $6 I believe. I enjoy this place generally. Usually a laid back generally can…

In a way I love this place. It’s so consistent. The girls while not hot are still attractive enough. One that was working was a little chubby for my tastes but she…

Stopped in around 8:00 on a Thursday. This place is right next door to Rick's. Typical NYC club. Drinks are fairly expensive, but there wasn't a cover charge, which was surprising.…

It had been quite some time since I visited a strip and all I was really looking for was some good grinding lap dance action. It was nice that parking was free, but everything beyond…

Met a friend for a relaxing lunch and went to the TL in mt Clemens. Been there a few times in the past and the dances are average but the bang for the buck is…

Hello to all... i vowed i would not go back, but here i was at the block again..... sheesh.... Thursday afternoon trip. Started at Fantasies, OK club, no extras as far as i can tell. I…

Stopped by after picking up a friend at Metro. Walked in and we were the only customers there at 3 pm in the afternoon. There wanted cover to sit in a majority of the booths…

I've made a couple recent visits to Pandora's, the ratings for this review reflect my more recent successful trip. The first of the two visits was a dud. A Thursday late afternoon with…

So I was in St. Louis for one day. Had my heart set on going to Wise Guys which was closed. After some missteps I decided I had to go somewhere and wound…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a long rambling review of a dive-club thus skip it if short on time/patience ---------- I have reviewed this club several time b/f. For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole, Porthole is a mixed club that is laid-out…

This is a long overdue review from August. I went to Lido Room for the first time on a Tuesday at the downtown location. I told the bouncer I was there for the Lido Room…

This club is upscale and very nice. Girls working there are easily 8-10 and all are beautiful. I went in and only spent about half an hour. The type of club I…